Guess my horrible disease
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:06
Lets play a game, you guess what horrible disease I have then you win!
My ear hurts, the right one. About four weeks ago the skin on my ear got really dry, I put lotion on it but it still got worse.
I never go to the doctor, cause that is for pussies.
During the first week, the skin on my ear got dryer and dryer. Once after a shower I got out and as my ear was so itchy I rubbed it down for quite awhile. I rubbed off some skin and my ear seemed to feel better, it was just red and seemed to be ok.
The next day my ear started to dry up again, then it got worse very quickly. First, large layers of skin started to flake off, then about 2 weeks ago a tiny part of the cartilage ( i think) of my ear broke off. After that I had a little dent in the outter ring of my ear. I kept picking at it and broke more pieces off my ear.
During the last week the outter layers of my ear has completely ripped off and burns like hell. Wierdly not much blood comes out when I rip off a large sections of my ear. Basically now i dont have a ear, just puss and junks of ear...
I am a little worried now as the dryness has spread to many other parts of my body including my eyelids, lips, groan, armpits and nipple areas.
What is my disease?
Leprosy? You never know...
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:08
Leprosy? You never know...
nope keep trying
Idiocity? (not a flame, just a comment on the lack of no doctor)
Because...I mean, instead of asking a doctor, you ask strangers over the internet?!?!?!!? :D
Idiocity? (not a flame, just a comment on the lack of no doctor)
Because...I mean, instead of asking a doctor, you ask strangers over the internet?!?!?!!? :D
Of course. Everything posted on the Internet is 100% true! ;)
Gataway_Driver
06-04-2005, 00:10
sounds lik a bad case of exma but you must have had it before.
Seems a bit servere to be an infection that has spread through touch.
Nope yougot me buti would go to a doctor
I am a little worried now as the dryness has spread to many other parts of my body including my eyelids, lips, groan, armpits and nipple areas.
Hopefully it doesn't spread to any strategic locations ;)
Riverlund
06-04-2005, 00:10
What is my disease?
*raises hand* Ooh! Ooh! Is it eczema?
Keruvalia
06-04-2005, 00:11
What is my disease?
You're gay. Seek more Jesus.
Dakhistan
06-04-2005, 00:12
Erm, Vertigo?
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:13
You're gay. Seek more Jesus.
nope its not a std, although why would i have it in my ear if it was std, ahhh nm
Keruvalia
06-04-2005, 00:14
nope its not a std, although why would i have it in my ear if it was std, ahhh nm
I didn't say anything about an STD. :p
Neo-Anarchists
06-04-2005, 00:15
why would i have it in my ear if it was std
Some super hardcore masochism?
:D
Anarchic Conceptions
06-04-2005, 00:15
Athlete's foo-, er, ear?
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:15
Its not exema either
Peechland
06-04-2005, 00:17
My God Jay....I hope this is hypothetical and not really happening to you.
Staph Infection
BLARGistania
06-04-2005, 00:18
congratulations! You've got ebola!
No, not really. Actually, your body decided its tired of supporting your soul and has started the slow process of death, all the decay included.
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:18
My God Jay....I hope this is hypothetical and not really happening to you.
Staph Infection
no its not that and its not flesh eating disease.
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:19
congratulations! You've got ebola!
No, not really. Actually, your body decided its tired of supporting your soul and has started the slow process of death, all the decay included.
Could be dont think so though, I think ebola attacks your lungs
Peechland
06-04-2005, 00:20
Spider bite
BLARGistania
06-04-2005, 00:20
Could be dont think so though, I think ebola attacks your lungs
ebola makes you bleed black out of your ears and eyes. Along with horrible boils and pain, followed by something like a 94% mortality rate.
Lascivious Maximus
06-04-2005, 00:22
I don't know - but it sounds disgusting.
Dakhistan
06-04-2005, 00:23
After further analysis, I'm afraid that you're turning into a zombie.
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:23
Ok I will tell you i was exposed to the toxin dioxin TCCD found in agent orange. I recently went swimming in the stuff while on vacation in nam.
http://www.ourstolenfuture.org/Commentary/News/2003/2003-0329-Gdn-spectreorange.htm
Neo-Anarchists
06-04-2005, 00:27
vacation in nam.
Was it a vacation in 'Nam, or a Holiday in Cambodia?
if nobody catches that bad pun, I will be angry. I think.
If you're serious about the dioxin thing, then damn. That must suck a lot.
:(
Ok I will tell you i was exposed to the toxin dioxin TCCD found in agent orange. I recently went swimming in the stuff while on vacation in nam.
http://www.ourstolenfuture.org/Commentary/News/2003/2003-0329-Gdn-spectreorange.htm
I think they mean TCDD, if they mean 2,3,7,8-Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin.
Sdaeriji
06-04-2005, 00:30
It seems like you have a severe case of Stupidity for not seeing a doctor after pieces of your body started falling off. Do you think if you had gotten whatever you have on your penis you would have gone to see a physician?
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:33
It seems like you have a severe case of Stupidity for not seeing a doctor after pieces of your body started falling off. Do you think if you had gotten whatever you have on your penis you would have gone to see a physician?
Hmm seriously what person would not see the doctor after getting something like this?
I just like CSI is all...
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:34
I think they mean TCDD, if they mean 2,3,7,8-Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin.
Are you a chemist?
Red Sox Fanatics
06-04-2005, 00:34
Gotta be syphilis.
Sel Appa
06-04-2005, 00:35
Excuse my cursing, but I feel like speaking Ghetto...
That's the same type of shit the fucked up that Ukrainian guy's face.
Dioxin is very evil apparently.
Arragoth
06-04-2005, 00:36
It is obviously gonnoreah in the eye.
If this is caused by agent orange, why aren't we seeing the same thing in thousands of our vets? AO had some nasty effects, but this isn't one that's popped up here. Vets say that the rain was silver with the stuff.
I believe you have Cowbell Fever.
Are you a chemist?
Nope, but a med student. (Oh, and I wouldn't call poisoning a disease, but I suppose the chloracne (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloracne) seen after exposure to dioxins can be seen as that...)
Here is a list of symptoms and suspected symptoms of AO:
http://www.hadit.com/library/vietnam/AgentOrangeSymptoms.htm
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:42
If this is caused by agent orange, why aren't we seeing the same thing in thousands of our vets? AO had some nasty effects, but this isn't one that's popped up here. Vets say that the rain was silver with the stuff.
I forgot to state that I was drinking and eating stuff flush with dioxin :rolleyes:
Searalia
06-04-2005, 00:44
Flesh Eating Bacteria... That's gotta suck. My advice is to chop off whatever's being eaten away now... And hope to salvage the rest. If not, rest in flaky pieces.
Crapholistan
06-04-2005, 00:44
It's only dangerous in huge quantities or over when you're exposed for a very long time...I was living in Belgium when they found the stuff had somehow gotten into most Belgian food products (it went from fertilizer to vegetables, from there into animals...etc etc etc...). So I, and probably most belgians, have been in contact with it without any harm. Though, it was quite scary to go to the supermarkets after they discovered it and see all the shelves empty.
I forgot to state that I was drinking and eating stuff flush with dioxin :rolleyes:
Well, our troops were directly exposed to AO and their food and drink was contaminated, too. The symptoms you describe are not any of those noted.
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:45
WTF? pringle chips can cure this malady?
Recent research by groups at University of Cincinnati School of Medicine in Ohio and the University of Western Australia indicated that PCB poisoning, including chloracne symptoms, can be treated with fat substitute olestra in the form of fat-free Pringles [1] (http://www.betterhumans.com/News/news.aspx?articleID=2004-12-17-6).
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:46
Well, our troops were directly exposed to AO and their food and drink was contaminated, too. The symptoms you describe are not any of those noted.
Did they grow up in that environment?
Did they grow up in that environment?
Google dioxin poisoning. The symptoms you describe are not attributable to dioxin/AO.
Peechland
06-04-2005, 00:50
Jay..you are gross. Send me your pic.
Gurdenvazk
06-04-2005, 00:50
Ok I will tell you i was exposed to the toxin dioxin TCCD found in agent orange. I recently went swimming in the stuff while on vacation in nam.
http://www.ourstolenfuture.org/Commentary/News/2003/2003-0329-Gdn-spectreorange.htm
damn us Americans eh?
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:51
damn us Americans eh?
nah I jsut thought it was interesting I could really give a shit to be honest...
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:52
Jay..you are gross. Send me your pic.
hmm i dont want it posted on yer wall, that would make things too weird between us.
Peechland
06-04-2005, 00:54
hmm i dont want it posted on yer wall, that would make things too weird between us.
shut up..i only have pics of Heath Ledger on my wall. Send.
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 00:55
shut up..i only have pics of Heath Ledger on my wall. Send.
lol i am at work i cannot :cool:
Peechland
06-04-2005, 00:56
lol i am at work i cannot :cool:
*wishes another odd disease on Jay...like Koolaiditis*
Jaythewise
06-04-2005, 01:00
*wishes another odd disease on Jay...like Koolaiditis*
ohh nooo im turning into a gaint red pitcher whos always so dammed happy :mad:
Andaluciae
06-04-2005, 01:01
I know! I know!
Life.
Random diseases off the top of my head:
Communitis
Cold
Super COld
Cold the Sequal
Influenza the Killer Cold like Thingy
Any random STD
Tumer
Cancer
Leperousy
Anthrax poisining
Over active immune system causing it to kill you
You got stung by a jelly fish
Greeninitisness
Communitis II the Super Communist
Doctor Hater
Doctorishaterous
Some are made up
Neo-Anarchists
06-04-2005, 01:14
I think they mean TCDD, if they mean 2,3,7,8-Tetrachlorodibenzo-p-dioxin.
*envies Fass's knowledge...*
Aha!
*grabs a pad of paper and scribbles down "Brains to be stolen: Fass"*
:D
New British Glory
06-04-2005, 01:16
I never go to the doctor, cause that is for pussies.
If you think that doctors are for pussies, you are an idiot and deserve to die of this strange ear gnawing ailment.
*envies Fass's knowledge...*
Aha!
*grabs a pad of paper and scribbles down "Brains to be stolen: Fass"*
:D
Aww, shucks, that was nothing. What made me catch it was the fact that there is only one C in the name, and therefore there should only be one C in the acronym.
A quick search on Google brought confirmation.
Wong Cock
06-04-2005, 01:25
dehydration, possibly coupled with a fungus and mineral loss
Drink more water, less industrial processed food, more natural food like raw veggies and meat from the butcher around the corner.
Aeruillin
06-04-2005, 01:36
dehydration, possibly coupled with a fungus and mineral loss
Drink more water, less industrial processed food, more natural food like raw veggies and meat from the butcher around the corner.
If dehydration was bad enough to make one's ear fall off, I dare say that one should be comatose or dead by then...
New British Glory
06-04-2005, 01:47
If dehydration was bad enough to make one's ear fall off, I dare say that one should be comatose or dead by then...
I think he's got communism. Makes your ears fall off that does but only if you are An Enemy of the People and have been sent to the gulags to have your ear chopped off.