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Can any of you do any sideshow freak tricks? For example, I can pound a nail straight back into my face through one of my sinuses. I can also stop a fan with my tongue (It's easy. There's a trick to it.) Any other sideshow freaks in here?

Can I can pound a nail straight back into my face through one of my sinuses.
:eek: wtf?! :eek:

i demand a picture, or better yet, a video!!

How does one post a picture or a video to NS?

take a series of pics and photoshop them together

I can blow a bubble off my tongue from the spit in my mouth

w00t!

<--- freaky deaky

Who's gunna be the guy who puts us in cages and rounds all the people up with his tales of our special abilities?

How does one post a picture or a video to NS?
take the vid, post it up & host it somewhere else (i'll do it for you if you email it to me :) ) and link to it

I can put both my legs behind my head and cross them. :D

I can put both my legs behind my head and cross them. :D

That's... Something. :D

i can sit at the computer for 10+ hrs at a time !

take the vid, post it up & host it somewhere else (i'll do it for you if you email it to me :) ) and link to it
Ok, TG me an email address and I can send you a 10 second video from a cell phone.

Ok, TG me an email address and I can send you a 10 second video from a cell phone.
bah sod the TG... send it to megadude666@hotmail.com :)

*ooooh anticipation of freaky video :D *

I can do some stuff with my eyes. they go like this:

>.> <.< >.> <.< >.> really fast. Woot, etc.

I can also make all my veins and arteries in my neck stand out.

Well, I'm out.

bah sod the TG... send it to megadude666@hotmail.com :)

*ooooh anticipation of freaky video :D *
Sorry, having problems sending video from my phone. Will send a series of photos instead. Stay tuned.

A series of photos have been sent.

Ok, TG me an email address and I can send you a 10 second video from a cell phone.


wtf....I cant even get a pic of you and youre sending PM a video??

damn...

I can tuck both of my feet under my ribs from behind at the same time and walk on my knees.

I can tuck both of my feet under my ribs from behind at the same time and walk on my knees.

*raises the holy shit flag*

I have some intereseting Hat and Card tricks I learned from my brother. I also play a Keytar.

Huzzah!

wtf....I cant even get a pic of you and youre sending PM a video??

damn...
Sorry. I'll send you a pic. I just kept forgetting. Today I've been feeling motivated.

Nothing too freakish here.

I can bend my thumbs back to my wrists.
I can also do the eye wobbling The Tribes Of Longton mentioned.

Oh, and I know how to eat fire.

But that's it.

*raises the holy shit flag*

My brother can too. We used to charge kids at school a quarter to see us do it.

Peech, the picture has been sent. Please accept my appologies for not sending it earlier. I'm a big procrastinator with a short memory. A combination that makes for inadvertant asshole behavior.

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I haven't been on here for a while, so apologies for being a little slow, but I'd just like to say I'm glad to see you back.

I haven't been on here for a while, so apologies for being a little slow, but I'd just like to say I'm glad to see you back.
Hey, thanks. It's good to be back. Just goes to show, you can't keep a mediocre man down.

Peech, the picture has been sent. Please accept my appologies for not sending it earlier. I'm a big procrastinator with a short memory. A combination that makes for inadvertant asshole behavior.


Youre still my favorite badass Italian ;)

i do guard, so i can do lots of tricks with a 6 foot metal pole in the air. and i'm damn smug about it too!

aside from that i can drop a virgin at six paces. beat that.

Youre still my favorite badass Italian ;)
Now I'm all bashfull.

Now I'm all bashfull.

Shoot..you know if I wasnt a married Peech that I'd come and kidnap you Joisey boy.

sent to where? no tg's and no yahoo yet

Shoot..you know if I wasnt a married Peech that I'd come and kidnap you Joisey boy.

sent to where? no tg's and no yahoo yet
I sent it to the yahoo address. I'll send it again. Maybe something went wrong.

I sent it to the yahoo address. I'll send it again. Maybe something went wrong.


got it. replied.

Can you really do that freaky stuff you mentioned earlier? Freakiest thing I can do is withstand tremendous amounts of heat to the palms of my hands. Its crazy. You know how when you eat at aMexican restaurant, and they bring the plates out with oven mits on their hands? I can hold the plate til it cools completely off. And yes....I actually tested that feat one night before I ate my Carnitas.

got it. replied.

Can you really do that freaky stuff you mentioned earlier? Freakiest thing I can do is withstand tremendous amounts of heat to the palms of my hands. Its crazy. You know how when you eat at aMexican restaurant, and they bring the plates out with oven mits on their hands? I can hold the plate til it cools completely off. And yes....I actually tested that feat one night before I ate my Carnitas.
Yeah, I can pound nails into my face, and I can stop a fan with my tongue. It's nothing special. I think anyone can do it. All you have to remember is that when they say "don't try this at home" it's just a suggestion.

Jesus Joey........I'm seriously thinking of hiring you as a body guard in case I ever wander into a not-so-safe neighborhood. Martial Artist and can pound things into his face.....damn

Peech, the picture has been sent. Please accept my appologies for not sending it earlier. I'm a big procrastinator with a short memory. A combination that makes for inadvertant asshole behavior.
same here :headbang:

A series of photos have been sent.
...and here they are! may i be the first to say, "dude, wtf?!?" and then add "awesome!!" :p

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/dc/DSC_00001.jpg
the nail


http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/dc/DSC_00002.jpg
goes in...


http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/dc/DSC_00003.jpg
then a bit more :eek:

http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/dc/DSC_00004.jpg
can i take your coat? :D

I can move my ears (without using my hands or anything other than the muscles of my head).

Also i'm fast at walking down stairs, I usually skip three steps at a time very quickly. I pwn staircases.