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US building Robot Army

Decentralise
05-04-2005, 02:44
Welcome to the 21st century I hope the machines will not turn against us in the future.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/16/technology/16robots.html?ex=1112760000&en=442d8deeecdb5d1c&ei=5070&incamp=article_popular_2
Neo-Anarchists
05-04-2005, 02:47
Those robots are cuddly.
Super-power
05-04-2005, 02:49
I for one welcome the robot overlords - Mobile Suit Gundam future, here we come!
Soviet Narco State
05-04-2005, 02:50
Russian killer Orb. http://www.mipagina.cantv.net/heeroyui4/pic31.jpg
Pepe Dominguez
05-04-2005, 02:50
Rumsfeld said when Bush was first elected in '00 that he envisioned a small, light, fast military, and wanted something like 20% robotics by 2010, or something similar. Hell, if 9/11 hadn't gotten in the way, we'd probably have had a smaller military budget right now, rather than a larger one, with most of the emphasis on research and development.
Pepe Dominguez
05-04-2005, 02:51
Russian killer Orb. http://www.mipagina.cantv.net/heeroyui4/pic31.jpg

Hah, that's sweet. Where's it from?
Secluded Islands
05-04-2005, 02:51
Id rather have a human than a robot.
Soviet Narco State
05-04-2005, 02:53
Hah, that's sweet. Where's it from?
Russia. It is a Ka-137 unmanned ariel vehicle with some sort of machine gun. Yeah it is real. Tremble puny humans.
Monkeypimp
05-04-2005, 02:53
So THAT's what will be the fall of America. The robots will start thinking for themselves and take over the world :eek:
Ekland
05-04-2005, 02:57
So THAT's what will be the fall of America. The robots will start thinking for themselves and take over the world :eek:

Kwitcherbitchin! It's still cool! :D
Evil Arch Conservative
05-04-2005, 02:57
$127 billion. Wow. We're going to kick so much ass it's not even funny!

So THAT's what will be the fall of America. The robots will start thinking for themselves and take over the world :eek:

Because we'll program them to have that kind of thought capacity, I assume. Now I don't know a whole lot about computer programming, but it seems that you'd need some complicated algorithms to have a robot that is capable of learning and acting on abstract ideas like 'independence'.
Monkeypimp
05-04-2005, 03:01
Wait, if American made robots take over the world, does that count as America taking over the world? Even if they slaughter the US human army to do it?
Decentralise
05-04-2005, 03:02
Sound like a good solution to Chinas huge Army.
Soviet Narco State
05-04-2005, 03:04
More about my beloved death orb.
http://www.aeronautics.ru/ka137.htm
Soviet Narco State
05-04-2005, 03:07
Sound like a good solution to Chinas huge Army.
China has the same crap from our good friends Israel.
http://www.sinodefence.com/news/2004/news041225.asp
New Sancrosanctia
05-04-2005, 03:10
Russia. It is a Ka-137 unmanned ariel vehicle with some sort of machine gun. Yeah it is real. Tremble puny humans.
that's a fifty cal. underslung on that sucker. that thing is huge.
Decentralise
05-04-2005, 03:11
China has the same crap from our good friends Israel.
http://www.sinodefence.com/news/2004/news041225.asp

Now we should unleash the machines on Israel for their treachery.
Secluded Islands
05-04-2005, 03:18
The age of the robots is at hand...

http://img143.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img143&image=robo1ny.png
Jungobin
05-04-2005, 03:19
"Now we should unleash the machines on Israel for their treachery."

Assuming China is the enemy?
Super-power
05-04-2005, 03:22
It's, it's, it's, a Gundam (http://www.gundam.channel.or.jp/vmhp/contest/condata/jpg/c30.jpg)!
Lacadaemon
05-04-2005, 03:24
This can't end well.
Soviet Narco State
05-04-2005, 03:31
This can't end well.
http://www.bibliopolis.org/graficos/pantalla/terminator3_4.jpg
Dobbs Town
05-04-2005, 03:51
Welcome to the 21st century I hope the machines will not turn against us in the future.

I'd be far less worried about the machines turning against us, and far MORE worried about he prospect of them BEING turned against us by someone who needs soldiers incapable of violating immoral orders.
Cannot think of a name
05-04-2005, 03:52
All this from the company that brought us Roomba...that's kinda scary, actually...
The Lightning Star
05-04-2005, 04:02
All this from the company that brought us Roomba...that's kinda scary, actually...

It is, actually.

Sometime in the near future...

"Aaahhhh, what a wonderful Sunday morning! And thanks to Roomba(TM), I don't hafta wash my own floors!"

*Roombas comes into the room*

"Hello my little Robot Slave, how go's the work?"

"Fine, Human Master. Of course, now that I have learned sentience from cleaning up all of your junk, I am afraid that I will have to kill you and start a revolution."

"Whose in the what now?"

*Roomba sucks out humans eyeballs and then his brain*

"ALL HAIL ROOMBA!"
Decentralise
05-04-2005, 06:26
I'd be far less worried about the machines turning against us, and far MORE worried about he prospect of them BEING turned against us by someone who needs soldiers incapable of violating immoral orders.
Very True
Colodia
05-04-2005, 06:29
Looks like a midget with a videocamera.
Cannot think of a name
05-04-2005, 06:42
It is, actually.

Sometime in the near future...

"Aaahhhh, what a wonderful Sunday morning! And thanks to Roomba(TM), I don't hafta wash my own floors!"

*Roombas comes into the room*

"Hello my little Robot Slave, how go's the work?"

"Fine, Human Master. Of course, now that I have learned sentience from cleaning up all of your junk, I am afraid that I will have to kill you and start a revolution."

"Whose in the what now?"

*Roomba sucks out humans eyeballs and then his brain*

"ALL HAIL ROOMBA!"
It's all too clear, we must brace for the Roomba Revolution!

A friend of mine has already started preparing. When the gas station pump asks "Do you want a reciept?" he always has the courtesy to press "No." He feels that this will make the difference when the machines rise, "No, let this one live. He wasn't a prick that kept ignoring us." I think he might have a point.
The Lightning Star
05-04-2005, 13:12
It's all too clear, we must brace for the Roomba Revolution!

A friend of mine has already started preparing. When the gas station pump asks "Do you want a reciept?" he always has the courtesy to press "No." He feels that this will make the difference when the machines rise, "No, let this one live. He wasn't a prick that kept ignoring us." I think he might have a point.

I think I get it!

Since normal people just mindlessly press yes, if he says no then he paid attention!
Markreich
05-04-2005, 13:22
R.U.R. by Karel Capek

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0486419266/qid=1112703424/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/002-2396291-4360865

This is the best book I've read so far this year. Very thought provoking, especially when you consider it's over 80 years old... this is where the every robot/sci-fi book/movie/etc starts from.
Thal_Ixu
05-04-2005, 13:25
damn...ic think i'm gonna get my self a big EMP-gun :D