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According to this, on March 2066 of a Heart Attack. Not bad, I'll 78 years old.

November '64 at 77.

72, cancer. Forget which year.

March 2045, Heart Attack at age 70. Oh well, it's been a good run.

November 2065
at age 80

- probable cause -

heart attack

January 2059, aged 79.

Most probably of a heart attack, but honestly, I think I'll be involved in a rather spectacular car accident long before.

http://www.okcupid.com/death

According to this, on March 2066 of a Heart Attack. Not bad, I'll 78 years old.
I got exactly the same thing! Of course, mine will be sooner than yours, since I have just a bit of a head start on ya. :D

I know that it won't be a heart attack though. I'm going to be shot by the irate husband of a 30 year old woman! :D

September 2056
at age 73

- probable cause -

cancer

I got exactly the same thing! Of course, mine will be sooner than yours, since I have just a bit of a head start on ya. :D

I know that it won't be a heart attack though. I'm going to be shot by the irate husband of a 30 year old woman! :D
Eutrusca, you dog!
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Hope it goes well.

August 2066, at the age of 84, of cancer.

December 2072, 84, Heart Attack.

84... pretty good considering some of the answers other people got.

October of 2065, of Cancer at age 80. That's kind of odd, considering I've got no family history of cancer....

Cancer in 2048

Cancer in 2048
At least you outlive me by three years.

January 2064 at age 79 - from cancer

Eutrusca, you dog!
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Hope it goes well.
Hon, in all modesty, it always goes "well!" :D

Cancer at 75. Not too bad

At least you outlive me by three years.


thats cause you live more dangerously than I do(just a little)

September 2067 at 83 of a heart attack. Probably diabetes first. I can't stay away from sugar.

I wonder if I'll last til my brother's birthday, assuming he's still alive then too.

June 2065
at age 74
- probable cause -
heart attack

"As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man."

Heh heh ^^.

Of course, I'll prolly be shot first.

December 2072, 84, Heart Attack.

84... pretty good considering some of the answers other people got.

We're going to be the longest lived ones on NS, so far.

I will lead a violent revolution and overthrow the capitalists in 2029. Then the revolution will be betrayed by scheming opportunists and I will die in a dark dungeon of starvation.

We're going to be the longest lived ones on NS, so far.

Not if I can help it...

*cocks shotgun*

in feburary of 2060 at age 72 of cancer

75.5 years of Cancer....wish I had never done the test now. :P

I think this test is a bit off, there is very little to no sign of cancer in my family, in fact on my mothers side people seem to live extremely long lives, the same goes mostly for my fathers side...

In 2040 at the age of 54 of heart disease.
Isn't that a great forecast?

2023 at age 80 from cancer. I can live with that. :D

In 2060, age 79, from cancer. Looks like cancer's going to be a real bummer in the future, eh? Even more so than it is now, it seems.

It's a shame, as 2066 is my ambitious target year. I want to be around for the centenary of England winning the World Cup, and the milleniary (is that the word?) of the last time England was successfully invaded by a foreign power. Flags at the ready!

Those who will (supposedly) die from cancer... don't you think we'll have a cure by the mid or late 21st century?

In 2060, age 79, from cancer. Looks like cancer's going to be a real bummer in the future, eh? Even more so than it is now, it seems.

It's a shame, as 2066 is my ambitious target year. I want to be around for the centenary of England winning the World Cup, and the milleniary (is that the word?) of the last time England was successfully invaded by a foreign power. Flags at the ready!
It only said cancer for me cause it is rampant on my mothers side, and my risks for getting breast cancer are surprisingly slim cause I'm a guy. Now the last three of my relatives that have all died have been to breast cancer, my grandma, aunt, and my mother is currently dying. but to balance it out I put old age by my great grandfather.

I will probably die around the age 30 in war from a grenade

October 2058
at age 71
cancer

Can you say wrong? Mos tpeople live beyond 80, a few poor people in the midwest drag it down, as do fat people.

Those who will (supposedly) die from cancer... don't you think we'll have a cure by the mid or late 21st century?

In 60 years? It's possible. How close are we, today, to finding a cure?

age 89 of old age, not to bad but im rather sure ill manage to majorly break myself before then

I will probably die around the age 30 in war from a grenade
well that is truly unfortunate

2061, Age 75. Heart attack.

2067 at age 81
probable cause- cancer
Thats pretty good. I can live with that

Heart attack at 75, apparently. Good enough, I suppose.

Heart attack at 75, apparently. Good enough, I suppose.
i can live with it if you can.

We're going to be the longest lived ones on NS, so far.

If I lived until 2072 I’d only be 129 years old. :D

In 2040 at the age of 54 of heart disease.
Isn't that a great forecast?

Stay away from Micky D's. :D

Those who will (supposedly) die from cancer... don't you think we'll have a cure by the mid or late 21st century?

No, they will invent more stuff to cause cancer before then. After all, they've got to hold down health care costs with all those baby boomer coming along. :)

January 2052 at age 67, heart attack. Very strange since I play football and have to keep in shape.

as do fat people.

Hey, hey, watch that "fat people" thing. I resemble that. :fluffle:

Age:84
Cause:Cancer

:sob:

August 2063 at 79 ~ Probable cause: heart attack.

Well, I do remember having a pain or two back in high school... :(

Most likely, though, if that does happen, that heart attack would be fear-induced--because as Aug 2063 nears, I'd be increasingly nervous, and finally, when aug 2063 does come, my nervousness peaks, and boom! Off I go! ^.^ :D

lol

I got about 79 years.

I will either be shot, have a heart attack, or get a terminal illness.

I have lived 24% of my life.

In 2040 at the age of 54 of heart disease.
Isn't that a great forecast?
Ouch, better start eating your veggies.

No idea, but I'd like to still have all my marbles together when I do and be well aware at that. This is a once in a lifetime experience.

April 2006 at 23 years old from obesity related illness, despite the fact I'm 6'4 and only 80Kgs

July 2067 at age 81, of a heart attack.

April 2006 at 23 years old from obesity related illness, despite the fact I'm 6'4 and only 80Kgs

LOL

2067 Heart attack 80.3 not bad

However the test was fundlementally flawed as i don't think it played up my diabetes that much which will kill me well before that.

Oh well at least it was polite.

In 2058, my friends and I will carry out the pact we made in 1987. We'll be 85-87.


ADDENDUM: No, it's not a suicide pact.

72, cancer. Forget which year.


Same age same reason...

According to our research, you'll be dead by October 2073 at age 87 - probable cause - old age

Pretty good :)

I'll die when in March 2071 when I'm 81 due to cancer.

Hey, what gives? The birth year doesnt go beyond 1987! :(

March 2065
at age 78- cancer.

2068

82

Cancer.

But we all know i'm not going to last that long :D.

Hey, what gives? The birth year doesnt go beyond 1987! :(

You're far too young to worry about it, then. :)

Jeez. Everyone dies of cancer

Dead in: July 2064
Age: 82

Probable cause: heart attack

Oh, I'm sure I can extend that... :)

March 2070 age 83, Cancer
Not bad really

October 2063
at age 76

I wish I had a cooler death... like smoking, only cool people smoke.

July 2067 at age 82. Not bad.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

April 2061 age 74 years. Probable cause: cancer

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Ick, that's not encouraging O_O

cancer at 78...

this is sad, its one of the things the show on the side of the page a the end of the test.

I was walking with my Mom, when she whispered to me, "I love you." She then shot herself and died. I cried, but then saw a letter in her jacket. It said, "Take my gun and keep it close to you.""
—GH, Flordia

Year: 2070

Age: 82

Reason for death: Cancer

July 2067 at age 82. Not bad.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Weird. I got the exact same stats and age, just three years later.

bump

August 2048 at age 67 from cancer....

A heart attack in 2053?

I guess they figure I'll stop chainsmoking and start doing alot of sports or something...

Well this sucks... I'll be so old... I'll live to be 95 then die of old age.
I guess they can't predict me going insane of boredom when I'm 80. Oh well, life goes on...
Geez it's gonna take me forever to die. Maybe I should try being suicidal or something.
I should mark my calandar for January 2083 anyways.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

August of 2064, heart attack, nearly 80 yo.

Not bad, when I expect to be shot by the time I'm 40

January 2063 - Heartattack at the age of 77.2

Age 78 2065. Heart attack.

Man, I thought I'd get old!

I am Satan. And Satan never dies.

Edit: This is how Satan would die though:

According to our research, you'll be dead by

February 2056
at age 75


- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE: 75.4 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Ewww bowels!