Model United Nations
International Terrans
04-04-2005, 22:04
I'm going to a Model UN event at a local high school tomorrow, which lasts for a couple days. I'm the Ukraine, and I sit in the General Assembly. Any ideas for things I could do to screw everything up? I'm thinking uber-Ukranian nationalist - screw the West, screw Russia. As well, I want to do some shoe slamming. Your thoughts?
New Sancrosanctia
04-04-2005, 22:06
do you own a gavel? becasue you should jsut start beating people with it the instant they disagree with you. guns are also good. OOOooOOo! molotav cocktails! cheap, and easy to manufacture.
maybe jsut bring some ukrainian vodka, and pass it around.
EL CID THE HERO
04-04-2005, 22:10
accuse the west of being too involved in your country and Russia of rigging your election
International Terrans
04-04-2005, 22:13
accuse the west of being too involved in your country and Russia of rigging your election
Oh don't worry about that... thats my first gameplan :P
do you own a gavel? becasue you should jsut start beating people with it the instant they disagree with you. guns are also good. OOOooOOo! molotav cocktails! cheap, and easy to manufacture.
maybe jsut bring some ukrainian vodka, and pass it around.
Your ideas are very influential. Influential as I now know what not to do. :P Although I would very much like to threaten whoever Belarus is being played by with some sort of weapon.
New Sancrosanctia
04-04-2005, 22:18
pfft. fine then. some kind of Ukrainian you are.
International Terrans
04-04-2005, 22:22
pfft. fine then. some kind of Ukrainian you are.
:(
I'm Polish by descent, but hey, you can't always get what you want. I wanted to be the Russkies, but such is life.
New Sancrosanctia
04-04-2005, 22:22
and i wanted you to grow a pair and get real violent. such is life. :D
International Terrans
04-04-2005, 22:24
and i wanted you to grow a pair and get real violent. such is life. :D
Oh God knows I'd love to, but unfortunately, it's either this pale shadow of a participation or none at all. I don't want France and Malaysia tackling me, you know.
New Sancrosanctia
04-04-2005, 22:27
buck up, friend. you can take those frogs and, um [insert racial slur for malaysians here] any day. You are Ukraine! You are kinda Impoverished! You are Angry! And possibly drunk! Invincible, i say.
The Lightning Star
04-04-2005, 23:57
I do model OAS.
It's like Model UN. There are just slightly different rules.