According to the quizzes I took today
Drunk commies reborn
04-04-2005, 20:11
I'm a vampire knight with a greatsword. Isn't it interesting the stuff you learn about yourself on NS?
Franziskonia
04-04-2005, 20:14
I'm a half-cocked lesbian Vampire Harlequin with a Desert Eagle.
On a sidenote: I recently rewatched The Matrix (Part One, the others... meh), and although all weapons had more or less realistic impact on the furniture, the agents' Desert Eagles made *pling pling* on the firestairs. That was so A-Team. *rolleyes*
Fran
Sdaeriji
04-04-2005, 20:16
I'm a vampire knight with a maul. Muwahahaha. I smash your puny greatsword.
I'm a Slow-Dancing Paladin with a Machine-gun.
If only...
Pure Metal
04-04-2005, 20:18
i'm a vampire with a shit pc that won't let me take any more tests :mad:
but i did find out last night i'm a true stoner vampire at least :p http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8605068&postcount=48
Chinkopodia
04-04-2005, 20:47
I'm a warm, cozy novel with a machine gun that's slightly fucked at Bush. :p
Nothing tops the frightening power of The Vampire Harlequin wielding a quarterstaff who is more fucked by Bush than only 13% of the quiz takers!
Hah!
Haken Rider
04-04-2005, 21:14
I have a staff!
Patra Caesar
05-04-2005, 10:03
Apparently I am an addict: You scored higher than 99% on variable 1
Secluded Islands
05-04-2005, 10:06
heh, Im a knight, with a short sword, that is pretty f-cked by Bush, that will die in 2064.
Edit: Oh yeah, I also have oddly intermediate spelling and grammar.
i'm the Guy Next Door who is a Vampire Ursuper armed with a short sword that is only slightly Fucked by Bush, but at least I can speak English at a Genus level and will die in 2051 from cancer.
Cromotar
05-04-2005, 10:23
Heh, I'm a halberd-wielding monk vampire who happens to speak English on a genius level.
(Ooh, that'd make a great D&D character...)
Cannot think of a name
05-04-2005, 10:27
I'm a pistol packing monk in a mystery novel. I guess the mystery is 'what the hell is the monk doing with a gun?'
Soo...what's up with the flurry of OkCupid polls today? Is someone getting a free iPod or something if they can sucker a bunch of us into taking the quizes or what?
So, how long before we have an "OKCupid Tests [Mega Merged Topic]" topic?
I haven't taken the "which book are you?" test yet, but I know that I am a Knight with a Bastard Sword that is 93% likely to survive a Zombie Scenario... Oh, and I'm a Strong Atheist that is like Linux and is an English Genius and a Good Parent, and I have a 71% chance of making some random chick melt (out of curiosity)...lol
Scratch that...I just took the book test, and apparently, I'm a Trashy Romance...lol And oh yeah, I'm am just slightly (screw)ed by Bush...
Prosophia
05-04-2005, 15:39
So, how long before we have an "OKCupid Tests [Mega Merged Topic]" topic?
I haven't taken the "which book are you?" test yet :eek: But that was the test that started this craze! (Hehe, I'm a trendsetter... woo!)
Scratch that...I just took the book test, and apparently, I'm a Trashy Romance...lolExcellent! *drums fingers together, C.M. Burns-like*
I'm a vampire-maid-of-honor-prioress who walks softly and carries a big stick! (staff)
The Return of DO
05-04-2005, 15:40
I'm a vampire knight with a greatsword. Isn't it interesting the stuff you learn about yourself on NS?
You should see whether or not you're a liberal beauty too.
Drunk commies reborn
05-04-2005, 15:42
I'm a pistol packing monk in a mystery novel. I guess the mystery is 'what the hell is the monk doing with a gun?'
Probably hunting the many well-armed vampires that apparently frequent NS.
Findecano Calaelen
05-04-2005, 16:01
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=12554510080413315050
how about that for blind luck look who I found