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Who is your favorite Sailor Senshi?

Nikoko
04-04-2005, 18:45
Now, most of us can all remember that really old anime called "Sailor Moon" ran on several American networks for years and was part of the first wave of Japanese Animation to sweep through American Culture.

It featured such amazing developments as anatomically correct female characters. Incredible story development and a soap opera like feel that was appealing to eager young girls and horny/sensitive guys who watched it secretly with the volume extremely low so their family/friends wouldn't find out.

Sailor Moon was the first show to cause the "wtf? phenomena".

What is the wtf? phenomena?

Let me describe my own terrible story. One day I found this weird show that my friends had been making fun of. It had cartoon girls that looked hot! So I was like... dude, hot girls. I did nothing but sexually assault the young animated girls with my eyes for half an hour each day.

Normal? Right? Well this is where it goes bad. By the end of the first season, I was addicted to the story line, would Serena discover Tuxedo Kamen was Darien? Would the forces of love and justice conquer the megaverse???

Then, Darien died... and... I cried. Yes sir, I the 160 pound football playing violent computer game loving geek cried when Darien died.

From then on, I enjoyed soap operas an romance. My masculinity forever destroyed... until I discovered weapons of mass destruction, but that is a story for another time.


Make no mistakes, I post this because:

1.) I am bored.
2.) I feel like destroying any credibility I might have had on this board.
3.) When I was 13 I felt cartoon chicks with long legs and breasts was arousing.
4.) Most threads in this forum are too serious or just too damn silly.

Incase you need a refresher, let's look at the candidates.

http://www.projectanime.com/sailormoon/sm-characters.htm
http://www.tcp.com/~doi/smoon/char/
http://www.lelola.net/moon/smcharacters.shtml


Also: You can take the which Sailor Senshi are you quiz!!111one

http://www.sailor-games.com/senshiquiz.html

(Poll going up...)

P.S.: I hope the military and politics guys don't stop thinking I'm cool and stuff...
Colodia
04-04-2005, 18:48
Rest assured, your credibility was destroyed the second everyone read the title.
Dakini
04-04-2005, 18:48
I like sailor pluto.
Trilateral Commission
04-04-2005, 18:54
hay wanna yiff?
Drunk commies reborn
04-04-2005, 18:55
This makes me feel alot better about being a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan.
Franziskonia
04-04-2005, 18:56
I'm a Buffy and an Anime fan... (I'm speaking GOOD Anime here)... so I'm double-screwed.

Fran
Nikoko
04-04-2005, 18:57
Drunk Commies, Come on, you know you want to vote.... ;)
Salvondia
04-04-2005, 19:02
3.) When I was 13 I felt cartoon chicks with long legs and breasts was arousing.

When did they stop being arousing? :confused: :p
Nikoko
04-04-2005, 19:04
I never said it stopped, did I?


:D
Drunk commies reborn
04-04-2005, 19:05
Drunk Commies, Come on, you know you want to vote.... ;)
Ok, I vote for Sailor Commies. A largish guy with a mustache and a scar on his face in a cute Japanese sailor outfit.
Nikoko
04-04-2005, 19:09
So that'd be Sailor Uranus then.
Dobbs Town
04-04-2005, 19:16
I think my favourite was 'Sailor Amazing-How-Japanese-Animation-Makes-For-A-Nicely-Drawn-Series-Of-Still-Images-But-Still-Manages-To-Suck-As-Animation', or perhaps her sister, 'Sailor Barely-A-Step-Removed-From-Pedophilia'.

There you go.

And I guess you never heard of 'Battle of the Planets'... Anime is ooooooold hat.
Nikoko
04-04-2005, 19:36
Bwahaha. This has turned into a beat down on Anime and general poking of everyone's secret pleasure. I like.
Trammwerk
04-04-2005, 19:37
Damn. I want to change my vote to Sailor Commies. She [he?] is awesome.
Nikoko
04-04-2005, 19:49
Sailor Uranus = Sailor Commies
Drunk commies reborn
04-04-2005, 19:54
Sailor Uranus = Sailor Commies
I'd rather not be associated with anyone's anus.
Super-power
04-04-2005, 20:46
Rest assured, your credibility was destroyed the second everyone read the title
That goes double, over here




Favorite Sailor Senshi, you ask?
Blech. I cannot stand anime like Sailor Moon.

If the question is "Your favorite Kidou Senshi?" (Mobile Suit) however, I'd have to go with the RX-79[G] Gundam (http://www.asylum-anime.com/figureskits/pkg_rx79g.jpg)
Plutophobia
04-04-2005, 21:00
Hey, does anyone know if Mini-Moon is a lesbian too?
Nikoko
04-04-2005, 21:22
Probably. Remember that chick/guy from the movie?
Plutophobia
04-04-2005, 22:29
Yeah.

And by the way, Sailor Moon is totally sexist. All the women are lesbians (oh yeah, very realistic). Darien's disguise was about as clever as Clark Kent's, but the dumb bitches could never figure it out.

And more than that, the women could NEVER defeat the monsters on their own. They'd try, then fail (tells you something about women), then out of nowhere, a rose would hit the monster and all the women would gasp, "TUXEDO MASK!" *orgasm*

The whole show basically had three main messages:
#1. Women are stupid.
#2. Most women are lesbians.
#3. Women can't do anything without a man.
Super-power
04-04-2005, 22:51
The whole show basically had three main messages:
#1. Women are stupid.
#2. Most women are lesbians.
#3. Women can't do anything without a man.
Holy Sh*t! Somebody can actually read into Sailor Moon and find a half-witted meaning to the series? :eek:
I thought you could only do that with *good* anime
Nekone
04-04-2005, 22:57
Sailor Uranus: Butch Lesbian. (Power: Earth)
Sailor Neptune: Feminine Lesbian. (Power: Tides)
Sailor Pluto: Mysterious, Probably Lesbian. (Power Time)
Sailor Mercury: Shy, Sensitive Blue Haired Geek. (Power: Water)
Sailor Mars: A Raven Haired Beauty with an Attitude (Power: Fire)
Sailor Jupiter: An Amazon with Huge Breasts. (Power: Electricity) also she is an American in the original hence why she's the tomboy and so tall
Sailor Saturn: Ten Year Old Girl. Pedos click here. (Power: Gravity I think) also the Sailor Soldier who WAS evil)
Sailor Venus: Blonde, Short and Hot. Kthx. (Power: Light)
Sailor Moon: Whiney Blonde Brat with Pig Tails. (Power: Love)
The Talking Cats: Furries and Animal Lovers click

I like em in the order presented.


then there were the Three astroid Sailors. Maker, Healer and I forget the third... be glad there is NO way they would be shown on US television...
Nekone
04-04-2005, 23:00
Yeah.

And by the way, Sailor Moon is totally sexist. All the women are lesbians (oh yeah, very realistic). Darien's disguise was about as clever as Clark Kent's, but the dumb bitches could never figure it out.

And more than that, the women could NEVER defeat the monsters on their own. They'd try, then fail (tells you something about women), then out of nowhere, a rose would hit the monster and all the women would gasp, "TUXEDO MASK!" *orgasm*

The whole show basically had three main messages:
#1. Women are stupid.
#2. Most women are lesbians.
#3. Women can't do anything without a man.
addendum.

#1 only Serian/Usagi (sailor Moon) is stupid. Venus come close...
#2 nope, only Uranus and Neptune (Haruka and Michiru)
#3 nope again, there are times where they defeated the enemy without Mr Mask.
Plutophobia
04-04-2005, 23:10
Hey, there's an exception to every rule. It doesn't make the rule false.