NationStates Jolt Archive

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8835205699760878591

Me:
Desert Eagle
You preferred a weapon with 36% power over speed and 65% range over melee.
You use a Desert Eagle.

One of the most powerful handguns in production, the Desert Eagle is a heavy punch in a small package. Its reliability and speed are remarkable for a gun with such high caliber. Your enemies won't stand a chance as you fell them bullet by bullet.

I like. :D

cool:D

Submachine Gun
You preferred a weapon with 76% power over speed and 60% range over melee.
You use an SMG.
Though short-range and prone to run out of ammo, the SMG's destructive power is remarkable and fearsome. Few weapons provide better cover fire, and focused fire from an SMG can decimate most targets. Your enemies won't last five seconds after a single sweep from your gun.

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Staff

You preferred a weapon with 20% power over speed and 49% range over melee.
You use a Staff. Length is up to you-- perhaps you use a quarterstaff, a Jo, or a pair of Escrima, but you favor the intense speed and impressive versatility of a simple wooden stick. Effective staff fighters are effective at fighting many opponents at once, even ones armed with swords. Your opponents will rue the day they underestimated the potency of your weapon.

You scored higher than 5% on power

You scored higher than 61% on range


Hah! Now I can go medieval on everybody! :cool:

I got a Greatsword. 74% power ove speed, 43% range over melee

Le Grande Piano

Staff
You preferred a weapon with 20% power over speed and 47% range over melee.
You use a Staff. Length is up to you-- perhaps you use a quarterstaff, a Jo, or a pair of Escrima, but you favor the intense speed and impressive versatility of a simple wooden stick. Effective staff fighters are effective at fighting many opponents at once, even ones armed with swords. Your opponents will rue the day they underestimated the potency of your weapon.




My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 3% on power

You scored higher than 62% on range

Desert Eagle
You preferred a weapon with 45% power over speed and 67% range over melee.
You use a Desert Eagle.

One of the most powerful handguns in production, the Desert Eagle is a heavy punch in a small package. Its reliability and speed are remarkable for a gun with such high caliber. Your enemies won't stand a chance as you fell them bullet by bullet.

You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.

Sweet.

I did that test earlier and got the machine gun.

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

You preferred a weapon with 43% power over speed and 34% range over melee.
You use a Halberd.
Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.

well well..

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

And I've got sweet numchuck skills.... ;)

Bastard Sword
You preferred a weapon with 50% power over speed and 12% range over melee.

You use a Halberd.
Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.

Maul

You preferred a weapon with 89% power over speed and 20% range over melee.

You use a Maul.

Inelegant? You? We'll see who's still alive to say that when you're finished. A fearsome hammer is your weapon of choice, a great equalizer that decimates armored and unarmored foes alike. No one will doubt your strength when you emerge from battle unharmed, your foes battered and broken.


Muwahahaha

You use Air Strikes.
Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.

Halberd
You preferred a weapon with 30% power over speed and 30% range over melee.
You use a Halberd.
Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.

Halberd
You preferred a weapon with 29% power over speed and 27% range over melee.
You use a Halberd.
Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.



i didn't like the test too much, tho.

it didn't leave room for people who prefer defense.

You use a Machinegun. Phenomenal range and rate of fire more than make up for the lack of mobility that a full machinegun warrant. Though a machinegun lacks the punch of heavier artillery, it is still an exceedingly potent infantry weapon and can fire continuously for a long time. Your enemies will run for cover as you pepper the landscape with bullets.

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112012964.jpg

Desert Eagle.

Well, sure, I'd take one...

You preferred a weapon with 27% power over speed and 16% range over melee.

You use a Short Sword.

Stylish and deadly, a short sword, sabre or rapier is your weapon of choice. You are well aware that an edged weapon puts you a cut above the rabble, but you also keep your blade relatively small to give you the quickness you need to stay on top. Your opponents seldom see your attacks coming, and by the time they could have regained their senses, they are all dead.

Just as I suspected. :)

Machine Gun.

Air Strike
You preferred a weapon with 50% power over speed and 76% range over melee.
You use Air Strikes.

Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.

Interesting, especially considering the fact that I'm a NAVY freak.

Air Strike
You preferred a weapon with 50% power over speed and 76% range over melee.
You use Air Strikes.

Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.

Interesting, especially considering the fact that I'm a NAVY freak.

Three words.

Carrier Air Power.

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the Deagle huh? I would think of myself as more of a auotmatic weapon guy :)

I thought the test was nonsense until it matched me up with a shotgun. Not bad!

You preferred a weapon with 27% power over speed and 29% range over melee.

You use a Halberd.

Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.

You preferred a weapon with 58% power over speed and 43% range over melee.
You use a Greatsword.
Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.

Heh! Actually, my preferred weapon in Vietnam was a Swedish "K" submachine gun ... light, rapid-fire, folding stock, etc.

*looks in vain for a bow* Gah.

Dual Pistols
You preferred a weapon with 18% power over speed and 63% range over melee.
You use Dual Pistols.
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Best done with relatively light pistols like Berettas, a pair of pistols is the quintessential Street Samurai's arsenal. Stylish and fast, a pair of pistols is inaccurate but fearsome. You excel at providing cover fire and look cool while doing it. Your opponents will dive for cover when you reach to your sides.




My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 2% on power

You scored higher than 87% on range

You preferred a weapon with 58% power over speed and 43% range over melee.
You use a Greatsword.
Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.

Heh! Actually, my preferred weapon in Vietnam was a Swedish "K" submachine gun ... light, rapid-fire, folding stock, etc.
We're the only two with a greatsword. Maybe we should start an exclusive club for people who are into hacking off limbs or something.

I get a stupid staff! :(
I want what Randomea has.

Shotgun
You preferred a weapon with 61% power over speed and 56% range over melee.
You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.


You scored higher than 87% on power

You scored higher than 75% on range

Battle Axe. Damn I'm a bad ass.

Bastard Sword
You preferred a weapon with 50% power over speed and 18% range over melee.
You use a Bastard Sword.

Also known as a "hand and a half" blade, the bastard sword is potent and adaptable. It can be used with one or both hands, and its heft and power are fearsome in a skilled opponent. You are a fearsome sight when you draw your great blade, and your opponents run in terror.

Not bad, but I would prefer a Katana, Can I pick my own back up? Sai, Tonfa, Nunchucks..All I think, plus my Wakashi

We're the only two with a greatsword. Maybe we should start an exclusive club for people who are into hacking off limbs or something.
Hmm. Would that make us "hackers?" Oh, GROAN! LOL!

Hmm. Would that make us "hackers?" Oh, GROAN! LOL!
If your Hackers, Am I a Barstard? But my dad never said :(

Maybe I'm just a chip of the old block :D

You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.

I had hoped it was a knife or something but this works... TNT would have also been sweet.

Air Strike
You preferred a weapon with 56% power over speed and 85% range over melee.
You use Air Strikes.

Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 82% on power

You scored higher than 96% on range

MY RESULT

You use a Halberd.
Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.

thats very very accurate.

We're the only two with a greatsword. Maybe we should start an exclusive club for people who are into hacking off limbs or something.
i will join

Bah. No-one uses a short-sword. You have no style, any of you! :p

Sweet, I couldnt ask for a better weapon!

You preferred a weapon with 45% power over speed and 76% range over melee.

You use a Machinegun. Phenomenal range and rate of fire more than make up for the lack of mobility that a full machinegun warrant. Though a machinegun lacks the punch of heavier artillery, it is still an exceedingly potent infantry weapon and can fire continuously for a long time. Your enemies will run for cover as you pepper the landscape with bullets.

Short Sword :cool:

You use a Short Sword.
Stylish and deadly, a short sword, sabre or rapier is your weapon of choice. You are well aware that an edged weapon puts you a cut above the rabble, but you also keep your blade relatively small to give you the quickness you need to stay on top. Your opponents seldom see your attacks coming, and by the time they could have regained their senses, they are all dead.

You use a Greatsword.
Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.

Short Sword

You preferred a weapon with 30% power over speed and 20% range over melee.

You use a Short Sword.

Stylish and deadly, a short sword, sabre or rapier is your weapon of choice. You are well aware that an edged weapon puts you a cut above the rabble, but you also keep your blade relatively small to give you the quickness you need to stay on top. Your opponents seldom see your attacks coming, and by the time they could have regained their senses, they are all dead.

Bastard Sword.

i realize that this probably isn't the right place for this, but i have absolutely no idea at all how these boards work, so i'm posting my question here: is it at all possible to revoke prior legislation? i passed a law that allowed people to kill animals for no reason at all, really, which in retrospect wasn't so smart.

You use Air Strikes.
Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.

Heh, heh, heh. I love the smell of napalm in the mornin'.

short sword, what what?

You preferred a weapon with 58% power over speed and 27% range over melee.
You use a Greatsword.
Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.

You use Martial Arts.

Weapons? Who needs weapons? Sure, your fighting style might not be quite as lethal as guns or blades, but your skill and speed make up for that easily. You can defeat any opponent with your bare hands and look cool as all get-out doing it. Your enemies never have a chance, clumsily falling to the ground as you are the last warrior standing.

Greatsword
You preferred a weapon with 74% power over speed and 45% range over melee.

That's pretty cool. Would have preferred the Bastard Sword, primarily cause of it's name.

How the English langauge evolves:
If the following things were laying nearby, which one do you think you'd take as an improvised weapon?
A hoe

My first thought was how would a Ho be useful? Give my enemy an STD?

You use Air Strikes.

Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 74% on power

You scored higher than 94% on range

Shotgun
You preferred a weapon with 58% power over speed and 54% range over melee.

Hmm. Plausible enough.

Air Strike
You preferred a weapon with 58% power over speed and 92% range over melee.

You use Air Strikes.
Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.

:D

Battle Axe, always a great weapon to whoop booty.

98% Power
36% Range

Desert Eagle.

Always has been my favourite gun.

hmm, i got machine gun, which i believe isn't that accurate. why didn't they have bows(archery is my favourite sport) or throwing knives or tomahawks or throwing darts.

Bastard Sword
You preferred a weapon with 54% power over speed and 20% range over melee.
You use a Bastard Sword.
Also known as a "hand and a half" blade, the bastard sword is potent and adaptable. It can be used with one or both hands, and its heft and power are fearsome in a skilled opponent. You are a fearsome sight when you draw your great blade, and your opponents run in terror.

YAY!! HAIL THE BASTARD SWORD!!

Machinegun
You preferred a weapon with 49% power over speed and 81% range over melee.

You use a Machinegun. Phenomenal range and rate of fire more than make up for the lack of mobility that a full machinegun warrant. Though a machinegun lacks the punch of heavier artillery, it is still an exceedingly potent infantry weapon and can fire continuously for a long time. Your enemies will run for cover as you pepper the landscape with bullets.

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112012964.jpg

You use a Greatsword.

Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.


You scored higher than 88% on power

You scored higher than 45% on range



Crap, what a slow sword. I'd prefer something a little lighter to allow for more finesse and speed. Longsword sounds good, a Bastard sword if I want a little more power, but still not quite as much as a greatsword. I am large and strong enough to get quite a bit of mileage out of this sort of stuff to.

Mine was the machine gun.

Yay! Double Pistols!

Although, now I can't get the image of DM throwing ho's at ninjas.

You preferred a weapon with 21% power over speed and 85% range over melee.

You use a Sniper Rifle.

You take the fight to another level entirely. With a sniper rifle, you can stay well out of range of your hapless targets while you take them down with ease. Just be sure you're alone. Your enemies will be paralyzed with confusion as their numbers dwindle with no apparent cause.

Hehehe... <3 sniping ^^

When i click the link, i get this...

Error 503 Service Unavailable

You preferred a weapon with 61% power over speed and 78% range over melee.
You use Air Strikes.

Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.



This test tracked 2 variables How the score compared to the other people's:

Higher than 89% on power

Higher than 94% on range


MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :D

They really should include poo on a stick. Nobody messes with the guy who has poo on a stick.

They really should include poo on a stick. Nobody messes with the guy who has poo on a stick.


LOL....

i sure as hell wouldnt

When i click the link, i get this...

Error 503 Service Unavailable

Yeah, me too. And the thread about Forum Warriors seems to have disappeared.

LOL....

i sure as hell wouldnt
So which weapon would be your best bet, Peechy-poo? :D

Machinegun
You preferred a weapon with 32% power over speed and 96% range over melee.
You use a Machinegun. Phenomenal range and rate of fire more than make up for the lack of mobility that a full machinegun warrant. Though a machinegun lacks the punch of heavier artillery, it is still an exceedingly potent infantry weapon and can fire continuously for a long time. Your enemies will run for cover as you pepper the landscape with bullets.

Though if I used a machine gun, it sure as hell wouldnt be the PKM in the picture. An FN Minimi Para, probably, or an RPK-47.

You use a Short Sword.
Stylish and deadly, a short sword, sabre or rapier is your weapon of choice. You are well aware that an edged weapon puts you a cut above the rabble, but you also keep your blade relatively small to give you the quickness you need to stay on top. Your opponents seldom see your attacks coming, and by the time they could have regained their senses, they are all dead.

It actually makes sense...sort of. Meh. I prefer sai.

tag, damn link ain't working

They really should include poo on a stick. Nobody messes with the guy who has poo on a stick.

or a hairy guy in a banana hammock

Shotgun
You preferred a weapon with 58% power over speed and 69% range over melee.
You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.

You scored higher than 81% on power
You scored higher than 89% on range

that about fits

Desert Eagle

One of the most powerful handguns in production, the Desert Eagle is a heavy punch in a small package. Its reliability and speed are remarkable for a gun with such high caliber. Your enemies won't stand a chance as you fell them bullet by bullet.

You scored higher than 27% on power.
You scored higher than 89% on range.

Cool, now I know what to use when I become a professional killer. :D

bastard sword:)

even tried it 3 times with the answers i had mixed feelings on.

eh, bastard sword is okay.

but i think im more of an armed-to-the-teeth with improvised weapons sort of person, machete, claw hammer, iron pipe, bike gloves, etc:)

Shotgun, I'm not really that surprised...

You preferred a weapon with 56% power over speed and 60% range over melee.
You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.

You scored higher than 83% on power

You scored higher than 76% on range

You use a Short Sword.

Stylish and deadly, a short sword, sabre or rapier is your weapon of choice. You are well aware that an edged weapon puts you a cut above the rabble, but you also keep your blade relatively small to give you the quickness you need to stay on top. Your opponents seldom see your attacks coming, and by the time they could have regained their senses, they are all dead.

Halberd

You preferred a weapon with 27% power over speed and 32% range over melee.

Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.

To use one over done quote

"I'm gonna get medieval on your ass"


ahhhhh the wonders of Pulp Fiction....or if you meet me with my halberd, just pulp :D

Heheh, awesome test :D

Air Strike
You preferred a weapon with 67% power over speed and 80% range over melee.
You use Air Strikes.

Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.

Depends greatly on situation. Close in urban area, either a submachine gun (ingram would be my first choice) or automatic shotgun. Anything other than that, give me an L85. Now that they've ironed out the bugs, its one of the most accurate basic rifles in the world.

You use Dual Pistols.

Best done with relatively light pistols like Berettas, a pair of pistols is the quintessential Street Samurai's arsenal. Stylish and fast, a pair of pistols is inaccurate but fearsome. You excel at providing cover fire and look cool while doing it. Your opponents will dive for cover when you reach to your sides.

Machinegun
You preferred a weapon with 47% power over speed and 90% range over melee.
You use a Machinegun. Phenomenal range and rate of fire more than make up for the lack of mobility that a full machinegun warrant. Though a machinegun lacks the punch of heavier artillery, it is still an exceedingly potent infantry weapon and can fire continuously for a long time. Your enemies will run for cover as you pepper the landscape with bullets.


No bastards getting near me! :D

Air Strike
You preferred a weapon with 58% power over speed and 85% range over melee.
You use Air Strikes.
Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.





My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 84% on power

You scored higher than 97% on range

Depends greatly on situation. Close in urban area, either a submachine gun (ingram would be my first choice) or automatic shotgun. Anything other than that, give me an L85. Now that they've ironed out the bugs, its one of the most accurate basic rifles in the world.
Um er... Dude, it's a fun test...