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So would you rather date a member of the oppisite sex with the top half of a wo/man and the bottom half of a fish, or the bottom half of a wo/man and top half of a fish. Assume this is a long term commiment.

Explain why please.

So would you rather date a member of the oppisite sex with the top half of a wo/man and the bottom half of a fish, or the bottom half of a wo/man and top half of a fish. Assume this is a long term commiment.

Fish dating is an abomination unto Neptune.

Smite yourself before we have do to it for you.

Top half woman. What can I say? I'm a face-man

I would personally rather date someone with the top half of a women. Sure I sacrifice sex, but I can talk to them, and have a human face to enjoy. They've also go a brain. I see the other way around as a meanigless sex toy.

What a brilliant poll :D

I would personally rather date someone with the top half of a women. Sure I sacrifice sex, but I can talk to them, and have a human face to enjoy. They've also go a brain. I see the other way around as a meanigless sex toy.

Couldn't have said it any better myself.

Womens top half!
http://www.xtrememass.com/forum//images/smilies/blow.gif
Branin simple! :D
And stop breaking the Forums!

Just asking, if the bottom half is a fish, how do you have sex? Egg laying or something? :confused:

Human top half... hmmm, yes, absolutely.

Just asking, if the bottom half is a fish, how do you have sex? Egg laying or something? :confused:
That's the big problem :rolleyes:

That's the big problem :rolleyes:

As long as the bottom half isn't a sea horse. The last thing I need is her trying to impregnate me.....

As long as the bottom half isn't a sea horse. The last thing I need is her trying to impregnate me.....
Actually: the female lays her eggs in a pouch on the male belly. That way it just seems that the fathers give birth

Stop now, you're hurting my brain. :)

Actually: the female lays her eggs in a pouch on the male belly. That way it just seems that the fathers give birth

Thank God. Still, I wouldn't want that. :p

Womens top half!
http://www.xtrememass.com/forum//images/smilies/blow.gif
Branin simple! :D
And stop breaking the Forums!
Sorry, I'll try not to break Jolt again.

(read entire post as bump)

What a brilliant poll :D
I thought so, I just wish people would notice it.....

I think I'll date that one female zora from Ocarina of time :D

I thought that to date a fish, you cut it in half and counted the rings. :eek:

I thought that to date a fish, you cut it in half and counted the rings. :eek:
:p :headbang: ;)

I'd have to go with bottom half simply because I don't think I could look a fish in the face and be attracted at all :P

There is always oral sex. ;)

There is always oral sex. ;)
Yeah, but there's always the chance she'd have jaws of steel. :eek:

think of the headlines! :D

"Fishwoman bites off man's penis, more on page A6"

:D

Yeah, but there's always the chance she'd have jaws of steel. :eek:

think of the headlines! :D

"Fishwoman bites off man's penis, more on page A6"

:D
*shudders*

probably some fetish from watching the little mermaid once too often as a little kid, but i'd definitely take the top half human and bottom half fish. yeah, it'd be wierd, but she'd be able to think and talk and, uh, engage in alternative sexual activities... and seriously, having someone who sees life from a fish's point of view would be very refreshing.

on the downside, i dunno what you'd need to do to get her off.

Bump, in honor of going to bed. This is such a great question. Answer? Please? With sugar? :(

What the? Top half a man, bottom half a fish. That way, I'd get both the brain and the sideburns (My two fetishes of choice). The absence of genitalia is irrelevant, provided he can be upskilled orally. Just asking, if the bottom half is a fish, how do you have sex? Egg laying or something? :confused: She's lay the eggs, and you'd have to spoof into a syringe and inject the taddies into the eggs individually, because people-spoof isn't viable in an aquatic environment.

Bump, in honor of going to bed. This is such a great question. Answer? Please? With sugar? :(
NECROMANCER! DIE!

on the downside, i dunno what you'd need to do to get her off.
sprinkle dried flakes of dead fish and assorted meat-like substances in the water above her.

easy answer, :) , http://www.geocities.com/groundwire2040/Fanart/Michelle/mermaids.jpg

easy answer, :) , http://www.geocities.com/groundwire2040/Fanart/Michelle/mermaids.jpg
How do i know where to put it during lovemaking? :confused:

How do i know where to put it during lovemaking? :confused:
Well, you don't. That's the whole problem.

How do i know where to put it during lovemaking? :confused:

its a secret only revealed after marriage....pre-marital sex is a no-no with them....

its a secret only revealed after marriage....pre-marital sex is a no-no with them....
Remind me to never date a mermaid then. :mp5: :p

Remind me to never date a mermaid then. :mp5: :p

i dunno man, i think it would be worth it...its a mermaid! think of the bragging rights... :D

i dunno man, i think it would be worth it...its a mermaid! think of the bragging rights... :D
If i can't have sex before marriage, then what's the point?

i dunno man, i think it would be worth it...its a mermaid! think of the bragging rights... :D

Wow, I can imagine...

"Hey guys, I had sex with a hybrid fish-human last night!"

If i can't have sex before marriage, then what's the point?
Love? Ever heard of it?

Love? Ever heard of it?
Yeah, i have. :p

pike up line: hey little lady, nice scales ;)

pike up line: hey little lady, nice scales ;)
I don't think she'd like being called "little" ;)

There is always oral sex. ;)

There are also other ways you know. Somewhat chilly but if it is a tropical fish...

I don't think she'd like being called "little" ;)

ohh right, substitute "little" for "hot," it should work now... :)

probably some fetish from watching the little mermaid once too often as a little kid, but i'd definitely take the top half human and bottom half fish. yeah, it'd be wierd, but she'd be able to think and talk and, uh, engage in alternative sexual activities... and seriously, having someone who sees life from a fish's point of view would be very refreshing.

on the downside, i dunno what you'd need to do to get her off.


Little mermaid? Darryl Hannah trumps all. Oh, and stroke the tail, my good man, stroke it for all you're worth.

The downside really is that there would be no more walks in the park. The upside, what's the odds she'd be flopping behind you from room to room bitching about how you left the toilet seat up.

How do i know where to put it during lovemaking? :confused:

You don't...You wank in the bathtub, then after you're done, you leave the bathtub and she gets in.

I have a bizarre sexual fantasy about mermaids, so top half woman most definitely.


















Wait, is this a public forum? Erm... forget what I just said.

I just thought of this. She'd be peeing in her water. Who'd want to get in that? You're all FREAKS!!!

I just thought of this. She'd be peeing in her water. Who'd want to get in that? You're all FREAKS!!!

Well that's part of t... I mean, yeah, you're all sick!

Well that's part of t... I mean, yeah, you're all sick!

I love when I lay one up there and someone knocks one out the park. It's so much better than pitching to myself (insert masturbation joke here).