NationStates Jolt Archive


George Bush Test

Bitchkitten
04-04-2005, 09:41
Pretty fucked
14 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 44% on Fuckedness


If you liked my test, send it to your friends!
The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=15073684292838051324
Dobbs Town
04-04-2005, 09:45
Pretty fucked
13 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 77% on Fuckedness
Death Hell Damnation
04-04-2005, 09:48
i say you posting an anti-bush thread, and i noticed that you're gay
Pepe Dominguez
04-04-2005, 09:48
2 is your Fuckedness Number

Let me take a wild guess. You're male. You're white. You're Republican. You don't let actual facts bother you. You either have a lot of money or you're a poor stupid redneck. You think having morals means going out of your way to deny gay people equal rights, instead of being nice to people and honest in your business dealings. You're greedy, either for money or for more guns, depending. You're a Christian AND an asshole. Explain that one, because I can't. Anyway, you should do just fine the next four years.

You scored higher than 1% on Fuckedness
Potaria
04-04-2005, 09:49
i say you posting an anti-bush thread, and i noticed that you're gay

What the fuck?
Bitchkitten
04-04-2005, 09:49
i say you posting an anti-bush thread, and i noticed that you're gay

Er-uhmm? :confused:
Dobbs Town
04-04-2005, 09:50
Just ignore him...
Fugee-La
04-04-2005, 09:51
17, top 97% of my age?

Is it because I'm not white? :S
Death Hell Damnation
04-04-2005, 09:52
i scored 5 by the way, not fucked
Legless Pirates
04-04-2005, 09:54
23% Fuckedness. And I don't even live in the US

*waves fist at US*
FairyTInkArisen
04-04-2005, 09:54
(i'm not even american but oh well.....)


Slightly fucked
9 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're probably a Republican, but a fairly moderate one. You're still most likely an asshole, but you can fake your way through a social gathering. You could get fucked here and there by the Bush administration, but mostly you'll be okay.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 10% on Fuckedness
Pepe Dominguez
04-04-2005, 09:57
17, top 97% of my age?

Is it because I'm not white? :S

Nah, it's because the guy who wrote the test lives in West Hollywood, according to the website, which means he's almost certainly a homosexual. :p Any normal person is gonna get at least "slightly fucked" if they answer normal. I didn't, under the "ask a stupid question..." doctrine. ;)
Helioterra
04-04-2005, 10:00
12 but at least I don't have to live there :)
The Cat-Tribe
04-04-2005, 10:01
10 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!

Being a wealthy white straight male limits the fuckedness factor. Having a brain and a conscience doesn't.
Kiwicrog
04-04-2005, 10:01
*Yawn*

Thought it was gonna be funny...

Just your common variety bush-bashing, not even among the more witty ones.
The Cat-Tribe
04-04-2005, 10:04
i say you posting an anti-bush thread, and i noticed that you're gay

I'm afraid to ask for an explanation. It can't be good. :rolleyes:
Whispering Legs
04-04-2005, 12:22
I'm afraid to ask for an explanation. It can't be good. :rolleyes:


Hearing someone say, "I noticed that you're gay" isn't the world's best pickup line.
Greenmanbry
04-04-2005, 12:38
.......


Pretty fucked
19 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 98% on Fuckedness



....


Hmph. It's because I'm Middle Eastern..
Vetalia
04-04-2005, 12:43
Ohh... I only scored higher than 13%. Maybe because I'm a straight white male investment banker? :rolleyes:
Marrakech II
04-04-2005, 13:37
23% Fuckedness. And I don't even live in the US

*waves fist at US*


Not bad, maybe you should consider emmigrating. Anyway I scored an 8 on this poll.
Marrakech II
04-04-2005, 13:38
Ohh... I only scored higher than 13%. Maybe because I'm a straight white male investment banker? :rolleyes:


yeah I noticed a little bias in this poll. Maybe it was just me though.
Carnivorous Lickers
04-04-2005, 13:41
Nah, it's because the guy who wrote the test lives in West Hollywood, according to the website, which means he's almost certainly a homosexual. :p Any normal person is gonna get at least "slightly fucked" if they answer normal. I didn't, under the "ask a stupid question..." doctrine. ;)


Is West Hollywood still considered to be on Earth? Or is it officially "out there".
Helioterra
04-04-2005, 13:43
yeah I noticed a little bias in this poll. Maybe it was just me though.
What? Nooooo. You're paranoid.
Carnivorous Lickers
04-04-2005, 13:44
Ohh... I only scored higher than 13%. Maybe because I'm a straight white male investment banker? :rolleyes:


Straight, white, male and employed. Its clear you are the source of all evil. Our legions are growing!! Next you'll confess and tell me you vote, pay your taxes and have faith in something.
Monkeypimp
04-04-2005, 13:47
Pretty fucked
12 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.

:eek:

Do they know something I don't about NZ first and the upcoming elections?
Niini
04-04-2005, 13:52
12

55% higher!
Test was funny... :)
Chinkopodia
04-04-2005, 13:53
9
Secluded Islands
04-04-2005, 13:57
11 :(
Niccolo Medici
04-04-2005, 16:51
11

I suppose its true, I'm not from krypton, nor is my skin impervious to all illnesses. Is it just me or is this more of a "four horsemen and investment banker of the apocolypse" kind of test?
Jello Biafra
04-04-2005, 16:56
Pretty fucked
14 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 89% on Fuckedness
Vetalia
04-04-2005, 16:57
Straight, white, male and employed. Its clear you are the source of all evil. Our legions are growing!! Next you'll confess and tell me you vote, pay your taxes and have faith in something.

It's time for me to come clean. I did vote and pay taxes. I have faith in the possibility of God, so I guess that counts. I'm sorry everyone had to know that... :(
Drunk commies reborn
04-04-2005, 16:57
10 is my fuckedness number. I can live with that for four years.
Whispering Legs
04-04-2005, 17:04
Pretty fucked
14 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.

Mine was 2 (just over 1%).
Zaxon
04-04-2005, 17:11
9 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're probably a Republican, but a fairly moderate one. You're still most likely an asshole, but you can fake your way through a social gathering. You could get fucked here and there by the Bush administration, but mostly you'll be okay.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 9% on Fuckedness

Libertarians track as republicans...hmm...
Nadkor
04-04-2005, 17:14
Pretty fucked
11 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 34% on Fuckedness
Swimmingpool
04-04-2005, 17:20
Pretty fucked
10 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 20% on Fuckedness
Nekone
04-04-2005, 17:30
Not very fucked
1 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
Let me take a wild guess. You're male. You're white. You're Republican. You don't let actual facts bother you. You either have a lot of money or you're a poor stupid redneck. You think having morals means going out of your way to deny gay people equal rights, instead of being nice to people and honest in your business dealings. You're greedy, either for money or for more guns, depending. You're a Christian AND an asshole. Explain that one, because I can't. Anyway, you should do just fine the next four years.

You scored higher than 1% on Fuckedness

:D

(of course I did lie on some of those answers... )
Aeruillin
04-04-2005, 17:44
10, mainly because I'm white, straight, male, and not that poor, for an average college student. Agnosticism and pacifism and gun control has brought up my score.
The Tribes Of Longton
04-04-2005, 17:50
10 is your Fuckedness Number! Crazy!
You're pretty fucked for the next four years. Why? I don't know, maybe it's because you're actually smart and have real actual morals, and not just the fake Christian kind. Maybe you're a minority. Whatever the reason, you've got fairly high levels of fuckedness. Prepare yourself. It's gonna be a rough 4 years.