Stupid is as stupid does
Whispering Legs
04-04-2005, 01:52
Yes, and before you say, "it's an American," think again. It's a Canadian.
http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/OttawaSun/News/2005/03/30/976414-sun.html
Yeah, I heard about this last week... Fucking disgusting (and fucking hilarious at the same time!).
Gataway_Driver
04-04-2005, 01:55
Yes, and before you say, "it's an American," think again. It's a Canadian.
http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/OttawaSun/News/2005/03/30/976414-sun.html
The dangers of alcohol, ahh well you wouldn't catch me doing that. I don't drive ;) :D
Red Sox Fanatics
04-04-2005, 01:55
:eek:
The real question I have is: Why?
I mean, how is it worse to pay a fine/do community service/jail time rather than stuff your mouth full of feces (great word) which will undoubtedly result in humiliation before anyone you know and possibly disease, in addition to the self defilement it would cause?
Kervoskia
04-04-2005, 01:58
9 on my What-The-Fuck? Meter.
Demented Hamsters
04-04-2005, 02:05
Just imagine how the guy felt the next morning! Especially after the cops (no doubt) gleefully told him what he'd done.
He'd be called Mr. Shitmouth from now on.
Andaluciae
04-04-2005, 02:09
If the guy would only get an infection and die...the world would be a better place
Zatarack
04-04-2005, 02:10
He's never getting that taste out.
If the guy would only get an infection and die...the world would be a better place
Then they'd have to carve "Shitmouth" on his tombstone. Fucking priceless.
Andaluciae
04-04-2005, 02:12
Then they'd have to carve "Shitmouth" on his tombstone. Fucking priceless.
It's fucking priceless man
Interesting Slums
04-04-2005, 02:13
What a legend. I will have to remember this if I'm caught DUI (DIC over here), our brethalysers might be different so it might work :D
It's fucking priceless man
Yeah, that's why I said "fucking priceless". It really is fucking priceless!
THe universe neds to remember this mans name, so we can know never to give him mouth to mouth, or *shudder* kiss him....
Demented Hamsters
04-04-2005, 02:32
Imagine waking up and picking a peanut from out of your teeth.
"That's odd. I haven't eaten peanuts for over a day! How did that get there?"
Imagine waking up and picking a peanut from out of your teeth.
"That's odd. I haven't eaten peanuts for over a day! How did that get there?"
LOL! Just like Fat Bastard when he got off the toilet in Austin Powers in Goldmember: "What? I didn't eat corn!!"
Carnivorous Lickers
04-04-2005, 03:41
Ever wake up the next morning with a hangover and your mouth feels like what you imagine what shit tastses like?
I wonder if the breathalyzers will now be able to measure the amount of shit one has consumed-that would help the prosectuion in court establish the defendant had been intoxicated.