Annoying People
What will we do with these people? You know who I am talking about, people who are so freaking annoying and useless that they actually harm society.
I propose to the people of NS this solution: The creation of the Department of Societal Nuisance Management (DEPSONUM). Our motto, "We shall no suffer a bitch to live...here...
Step 1: Create a list of people in society that are so annoying that they can no longer function effectively. This includes everyone, even celebrities.
Step 2: Issue the following letter.
Dear (Name of Deportee),
According to recent research, you have been deemed to freaking annoying to correctly fuction in society, and thus a threat to the mental stability to those around you. For your safety as well as the safety of society, and in accordance with DEPSONUM codes, you are hereby ordered to report to Cape Canavral, for deportation to the planet of your choosing. Within 24 hours, a DEPSONUM Requisition Team will be dispatched to your home to escort you by helicopter. Do not resist, because you will be shot on site if you do, as per our motto "We shall not suffer a bitch to live".
Thank you for your (eventual) cooperation...
-DEPSONUM Deportation Commitee
Step 3. Mobilize!
So, what we need now is a list of annoying people to deport to Mars, Venus, or any other planet in our system.
Yes...I have gone off the deep end!
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 21:30
Bush to Mercury.
What do I have to do to get one of these letters?
What do I have to do to get one of these letters?
Be so freaking annoying that you are a threat to the mental stability of those around you.
I suppose Bush could fall under this catagory, since his approval rating shows that people are starting to get PO'ed.
Bush to Mercury.
And Cheney to Pluto.
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 21:42
And Cheney to Pluto.
Agreed.
Just deport?
Can we not bring back public executions?
OOOOH!!! I know!
We could put them on an island in a battle royale style fashion :D
Alien Born
03-04-2005, 21:43
To move away from the political fireld:
Mourinho to Neptune.
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 21:44
Just deport?
Can we not bring back public executions?
OOOOH!!! I know!
We could put them on an island in a battle royale style fashion :D
How about public torture? :eek: Some people deserve it.
Be so freaking annoying that you are a threat to the mental stability of those around you.
Too much work. Can't I just get one so that I'll be rid of people who think things like these are clever?
Just deport?
Can we not bring back public executions?
OOOOH!!! I know!
We could put them on an island in a battle royale style fashion :D
I'm afraid not. What people need to understand is that many annoying people are blissfully unaware of how annoying they are. Thus, accountablity comes into play.
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 21:49
Too much work. Can't I just get one so that I'll be rid of people who think things like these are clever?
You must work to gain this honorable position.
You must work to gain this honorable position.
Sending one of these letters should qualify one, no?
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 21:51
I dunno...
Sending one of these letters should qualify one, no?
As Director of DEPSONUM, I say yes.
What have you done that makes you believe you should be deported?
As Director of DEPSONUM, I say yes.
Dear Bolol,
According to recent research, you have been deemed to[sic!] freaking annoying to correctly fuction[sic!] in society, and thus a threat to the mental stability to those around you. For your safety as well as the safety of society, and in accordance with DEPSONUM codes, you are hereby ordered to report to Cape Canavral[sic!], for deportation to the planet of your choosing. Within 24 hours, a DEPSONUM Requisition Team will be dispatched to your home to escort you by helicopter. Do not resist, because you will be shot on site if you do, as per our motto "We shall not suffer a bitch to live".
Thank you for your (eventual) cooperation...
-DEPSONUM Deportation Commitee
What have you done that makes you believe you should be deported?
There.
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 21:57
Where aere you being deported to?
The White Hats
03-04-2005, 21:59
E-mail spammers to the Asteroid Belt.
Where shall I put Fass...? Hmm...
Atheistic Might
03-04-2005, 22:01
Do you suppose you could televise the colonization efforts? I would love to see a million annoying people trying to co-operate:
Annoying Person A: "Stop humming tunelessly!"
Annoying Person B: "Maybe if you stopped clipping your toenails in the cafeteria!"
Annoying Person C: "Both of you, shut up! I can't hear the Hamster Dance that I put on a constant loop at full volume!"
Oh, the fun from watching dysfunctional people attempt to function...
Where shall I put Fass...? Hmm...
Uranus?
Do you suppose you could televise the colonization efforts? I would love to see a million annoying people trying to co-operate:
Annoying Person A: "Stop humming tunelessly!"
Annoying Person B: "Maybe if you stopped clipping your toenails in the cafeteria!"
Annoying Person C: "Both of you, shut up! I can't hear the Hamster Dance that I put on a constant loop at full volume!"
Oh, the fun from watching dysfunctional people attempt to function...
Not a bad idea! Would you like a job as the DEPSONUM Public Relations Manager?