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Jesus The Jedi

Jamil
03-04-2005, 20:49
It's a possibility... sorry to anyone who finds this offensive.

Jesus the Jedi
http://massimiliano179.interfree.it/Star%20wars/epis%201/qui.jpg

Use the Force!
http://www.aciprensa.com/Banco/images/cor-jesus.jpg
Feil
03-04-2005, 21:03
Pardon me, but...

Wasn't the only Jedi ever born of a virgin Darth Vader? Though that would make sence why he had to say "fear not" every time somebody saw him....

Jesus...the man behind the mask?

(no lightning bolts yet... so far, so good)
DrunkenDove
03-04-2005, 21:06
OMG *Freaks out*

I'm going to have to photoshop that together. Thats going to become my desktop.
Ewoky
03-04-2005, 21:11
Yeah, what Feil said. Darth Vader (Anakin) is the "Jesus" if you want to say anything like that.
Wyteness
03-04-2005, 21:12
Vader, Palpatine, and Luke. The Holy Trinity.
Kusarii
03-04-2005, 21:13
LIAM NEESON IS JEEBUS???!?!?!?oneoneoneone :eek:

Seriously though, I think it's fairly obvious the parallels Lucas was attempting to draw with Anakin Skywalker.

Although interesting concept: Darth Jeebus? :D
Ancient Valyria
03-04-2005, 21:34
Jesus was a Super Saiyan (http://www.ninjapirate.com/returnofjesus.html)
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 21:36
Jesus was a Super Saiyan (http://www.ninjapirate.com/returnofjesus.html)
Wonder if he could beat Goku...
Jamil
03-04-2005, 21:38
Jesus was a Super Saiyan (http://www.ninjapirate.com/returnofjesus.html)
BLASPHEMY! Once a Jedi, forever a Jedi!
Kusarii
03-04-2005, 21:39
Jesus was a Super Saiyan (http://www.ninjapirate.com/returnofjesus.html)

ROFL
I love that :D
Potaria
03-04-2005, 21:39
Haven't you learned? Nobody beats Goku. Ever.
Jamil
03-04-2005, 21:40
Haven't you learned? Nobody beats Goku. Ever.
He gave up in his fight with Cell and Cell ended up killing him in his self-destruction. He also couldn't beat Raditz alone.
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 21:43
Don't watch DBZ.

Gohan is Goku's son. Cell is evil. manjumbu(spellin?) is that pink evil guy...

goku i sthe modt powerful...
Potaria
03-04-2005, 21:45
He gave up in his fight with Cell and Cell ended up killing him in his self-destruction. He also couldn't beat Raditz alone.

Yeah, but, but...

*self-destructs*

Well. That's never happened before.
Jamil
03-04-2005, 21:46
Don't watch DBZ.

Gohan is Goku's son. Cell is evil. manjumbu(spellin?) is that pink evil guy...

goku i sthe modt pow
LOL... Majin Buu
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 21:48
LOL... Majin Buu
Oh
Taldaan
03-04-2005, 21:51
Haven't you learned? Nobody beats Goku. Ever.

Nope. Lots of people beat Goku, its just that they aren't allowed to show it on TV. ;)
Heiligkeit
03-04-2005, 22:00
Nope. Lots of people beat Goku, its just that they aren't allowed to show it on TV. ;)
How dare they
Jamil
03-04-2005, 22:05
How dare they
He did die... how many times was it? 3?
The Psyker VTwoPointOh
03-04-2005, 22:21
Nope. Lots of people beat Goku, its just that they aren't allowed to show it on TV. ;)
If your insinuating what I think you are insinuating that is just wrong :mad: I mean to do that with a kids show :mad: :p :D :rolleyes:
Kusarii
03-04-2005, 22:23
If your insinuating what I think you are insinuating that is just wrong :mad: I mean to do that with a kids show :mad: :p :D :rolleyes:

What you mean like the animated gifs of the wife swapping going down between fred flinstone and barney rubble?
The Psyker VTwoPointOh
03-04-2005, 22:24
What you mean like the animated gifs of the wife swapping going down between fred flinstone and barney rubble?
Well maybe with a bit more leather and spikes ;)
Kusarii
03-04-2005, 22:25
Well maybe with a bit more leather and spikes ;)

You've not seen the S&M ones?

Me either, but I'll buy you a beer if you can't find any on the Internet :p
Spartan117_RulerOfAll
03-04-2005, 22:51
is it just me or did this get a little perverted in the last two posts!? :headbang:

I think that this flinstone convosation should get shot :sniper: and we should move back to the jesus convosation ;)