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I have declared myself pope.

Sel Appa
03-04-2005, 20:03
Seriously.

I even have a wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Juvanya).

Feel free to endorse me.
Kusarii
03-04-2005, 20:04
That's nice dear, but unless the cardinals did it, it's of your own church not the cathoilc one :p
MassPwnage
03-04-2005, 20:04
I predicted the next pope would be a jew.
*Endorse*
Roxacola
03-04-2005, 20:05
Good luck with that.
Eh-oh
03-04-2005, 20:10
i want the next pope to be jamaican. that would be cool......
New Genoa
03-04-2005, 20:11
Jews for Jesus
Crossman
03-04-2005, 20:15
Seriously.

I even have a wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Juvanya).

Feel free to endorse me.

Umm... yeah... you have fun with that. :rolleyes:
Jobjorn
03-04-2005, 20:15
Seriously.

I even have a wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Juvanya).

Feel free to endorse me.

It has been deleted by the righteous Wikipedia cleaners now.

(No, it wasn't me.)
Holy Sheep
03-04-2005, 20:16
Your article is gone.
Crossman
03-04-2005, 20:16
i want the next pope to be jamaican. that would be cool......

Pope Rasta I

"Ya man! Praise dee Lord! Be celibate, man!"
ProMonkians
03-04-2005, 20:16
Seriously.

I even have a wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Juvanya).

Feel free to endorse me.

The phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth... :D
Eh-oh
03-04-2005, 20:17
Pope Rasta I

"Ya man! Praise dee Lord! Be celibate, man!"

"Let's celebrate being celibate."
Crossman
03-04-2005, 20:18
"Let's celebrate being celibate."

LOL :D
Sel Appa
03-04-2005, 20:58
Those bastards at Wikipedia don't know who they are dealing with. I shall send...the Swiss Guard at them.


If I do publicly declare myself pope, I can be made an antipope.
The Lagonia States
03-04-2005, 23:04
I don't even believe in Hell, and I still know you're going straight there.
Sylvonia
11-10-2007, 05:30
I don't even believe in Hell, and I still know you're going straight there.

I believe in Hell. He's not going there (well, he may, but not for this unless he uses this no longer existent position to distort the bible and it's teachings). But I do know that he should be going to a mental institution.
Irishdove
11-10-2007, 05:35
I remember this thread from two years ago. Woo! Nostalgia.
Intestinal fluids
11-10-2007, 05:39
I believe in Hell. He's not going there (well, he may, but not for this unless he uses this no longer existent position to distort the bible and it's teachings). But I do know that he should be going to a mental institution.

The only people that should be going to mental institutions are the ones that raise 2 year old threads from the dead. Whats next, a post about how hoola hoops are the next cool thing?
Indri
11-10-2007, 06:42
Any wikipedo can make his own article on that god awful shitpile. That it got baleeted just proves how much of a failure you are.
Pezalia
11-10-2007, 06:51
If I do publicly declare myself pope, I can be made an antipope.

I really ought to put that on my to-do list... it's so much fun being Catholic. :p
Cannot think of a name
11-10-2007, 07:01
I'll be a cardinal and ratify you, but only if everyone gets to wear cool hats.

No cool hats and you're on your own.

And I'm talkin' everyone. Even those, whatyacallem...the kids the priests diddle...altar boys. They get pointy hats that they can jam in offending crotches should the need arise...so to speak...
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-10-2007, 07:07
Seriously.

I even have a wikipedia article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Juvanya).

Feel free to endorse me.

Here's my endorsement. Now, unvirgin, elderly female that I am, can I be a priest?
Turquoise Days
11-10-2007, 08:04
I believe in Hell. He's not going there (well, he may, but not for this unless he uses this no longer existent position to distort the bible and it's teachings). But I do know that he should be going to a mental institution.

How the hell do you people find these threads to dig up?
United Beleriand
11-10-2007, 11:23
i want the next pope to be jamaican. that would be cool......No, it really would not.
Ifreann
11-10-2007, 11:24
http://www.noconnectionsstudio.com/index/Pope_Card.png
Yaltabaoth
11-10-2007, 12:58
Why not become a Discordian? That way we can all be Popes.

fnord (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordian#Popes_in_Discordianism)

Edit: WTF? Ifreann's post wasn't there a moment ago...
Rambhutan
11-10-2007, 13:04
i want the next pope to be jamaican. that would be cool......

I want the next Pope to be a bear - it will simplify things in so many ways...