God's Gonna Kick your Ass!
Upitatanium
03-04-2005, 05:02
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfgod.jpg
I loved this image so much I went hunting for the site.
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/fchristians.html
Enjoy! :)
EDIT
Black text is a bit too small to read but it says:
"with kalashnikov AK-47
assault rifle
hallowed cloak
of invulnerablility"
EDIT EDIT
Found a better image.
Priceless.
That's fucked up and fucking brilliant at the same time.
Fucking priceless.
Andaluciae
03-04-2005, 05:08
It's...so...fun!
Like the Sigmund Freud action figure...only...something.
Upitatanium
03-04-2005, 05:09
This one is the best. (in case you haven't seen the site yet they have figures for a whole bunch of religions).
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfallah.jpg
New Illyria
03-04-2005, 05:10
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfgod.jpg
I loved this image so much I went hunting for the site.
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/fchristians.html
Enjoy! :)
EDIT
Black text is a bit too small to read but it says:
"with kalashnikov AK-47
assault rifle
hallowed cloak
of invulnerablility"
EDIT EDIT
Found a better image.
Priceless.
That's just wrong
Okay, that one for Allah is the fucking champ. I doubt anybody can beat that one.
New Genoa
03-04-2005, 05:12
Jesus Christ Action Figure (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/14426/)
Nonconformitism
03-04-2005, 05:13
i think that the god almighty is much cooler than allah figurine
Jesus Christ Action Figure (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/14426/)
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Upitatanium
03-04-2005, 05:15
I'm really surprised there was no Muhammed figure. Just Allah, The Ayatollah and Islamic Jihad. MUST BE A MOHAMMED FIGURE!!
Phalanix
03-04-2005, 05:28
Now this is great.
Buddha (http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfbuddha.jpg)
Now this is great.
Buddha (http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfbuddha.jpg)
These are fucking glorious.
Phalanix
03-04-2005, 05:31
Amen to that. I jsut about shot coke out my nose when I saw the jewish ones
Amen to that. I jsut about shot coke out my nose when I saw the jewish ones
I hope you don't mind me asking, but... What was it doing there in the first place?
:D
New Illyria
03-04-2005, 05:33
This is definitly one of the worst threads I have ever seen. But in the same instant, it's one of the funniest threads I've ever read.
Shurrupak
03-04-2005, 05:36
I posted this about a week ago... Maybe 2? I'll find the link to my origonal topic.
*Saving money for the Allah one*
Upitatanium
03-04-2005, 05:37
Too bad there seem to be images missing.
Dostanuot Loj
03-04-2005, 05:38
I posted this about a week ago... Maybe 2? I'll find the link to my origonal topic.
*Saving money for the Allah one*
Whoops, that's the first time I've ever accidentally posted in my puppet account.
Dang auto-login.
EDIT:
Take that Atheism! (Humor) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406853&highlight=atheism)
See, my topic >.>
I'm gonna get me an Allah action figure!
Though I think I can actually make my own...
Shame they're out of Jehovah. I wonder what He looks like next to God
Demented Hamsters
03-04-2005, 06:09
Surely God should have a smiting stick, not an Ak-47.
And Jesus a nail gun.
Boonytopia
03-04-2005, 06:39
Those are the coolest action figures I've ever seen. Must collect them all.
Those are the coolest action figures I've ever seen. Must collect them all.
You said it!
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 06:45
YES! Finally, some worthy opponents to pit my G.I. Joes and Transformers against! Oh, glorious day!
YES! Finally, some worthy opponents to pit my G.I. Joes and Transformers against! Oh, glorious day!
Want a truly worthy opponent for your G.I. Joes and Transformers? User your car.
You know what I mean.
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 06:57
I getcha. But seriously, never was a big action figure fan. Don't keep any toys around, unless footballs and game consoles count as toys. Of course, once they come around with a vengeful Jehovah's Witness, I'm whipping out the wallet :p .
I'm waiting for a "Pissed Off Midget" series, myself.
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 07:02
I'm waiting for a "Pissed Off Midget" series, myself.
Have you ever actually seen a pissed off midget? There is no way to portray that anger, man. Only those who survive the small one's wrath will be able to truly understand it.
Dude, I was a pissed off midget. Well, when I was 7. See, my brother decided that he was gonna be an asshole, and he started messing with me. He finally did it so much that I snapped. He was almost a foot taller than me, and he couldn't do anything to defend himself!
That wasn't the only time it happened, either. It happened before and after...
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 07:07
One time, a seven-year-old came up to me, and I punched him in the face, and he cried! Pretty much- oh, no. Oh, that's not the same thing. I have some apologies to make...
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 07:10
The young one will not forgive me. Currently, he is chewing on my leg. If a gun-toting messianic figure doesn't show up soon- I'm screwed.
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 07:22
Hey, I just had a great idea... the fully destructible, dismemberable, Passion of the Christ deluxe figure with self-opening wounds! Hot water to open, cold water to close! It's as easy as 1, 2, 3!
Hey, I just had a great idea... the fully destructible, dismemberable, Passion of the Christ deluxe figure with self-opening wounds! Hot water to open, cold water to close! It's as easy as 1, 2, 3!
Mel Gibson would approve!
Italian Korea
03-04-2005, 08:04
lol those are funny, i think i'll post the site on my social group's local website
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 19:07
Mel Gibson would approve!
New accessories could include a throwable Crown of Thorns and a Holy Grail full of acid- thinking about having an extra communion wafer? *sound of cross folding into rocket launcher* Think again, dirtbag!
I don't believe my eyes.
Am I an infidel?
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 21:11
Yes. You are an infidel. Enjoy your stay in hell. *hands you business card* You'll find our accomodations rank most agonizing among customers.