NationStates Jolt Archive


God's Gonna Kick your Ass!

Upitatanium
03-04-2005, 05:02
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfgod.jpg

I loved this image so much I went hunting for the site.

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/fchristians.html

Enjoy! :)

EDIT

Black text is a bit too small to read but it says:

"with kalashnikov AK-47

assault rifle

hallowed cloak

of invulnerablility"

EDIT EDIT

Found a better image.

Priceless.
Potaria
03-04-2005, 05:04
That's fucked up and fucking brilliant at the same time.

Fucking priceless.
Andaluciae
03-04-2005, 05:08
It's...so...fun!

Like the Sigmund Freud action figure...only...something.
Upitatanium
03-04-2005, 05:09
This one is the best. (in case you haven't seen the site yet they have figures for a whole bunch of religions).

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfallah.jpg
New Illyria
03-04-2005, 05:10
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfgod.jpg

I loved this image so much I went hunting for the site.

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/fchristians.html

Enjoy! :)

EDIT

Black text is a bit too small to read but it says:

"with kalashnikov AK-47

assault rifle

hallowed cloak

of invulnerablility"

EDIT EDIT

Found a better image.

Priceless.
That's just wrong
Potaria
03-04-2005, 05:10
Okay, that one for Allah is the fucking champ. I doubt anybody can beat that one.
New Genoa
03-04-2005, 05:12
Jesus Christ Action Figure (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/14426/)
Mt-Tau
03-04-2005, 05:13
:d
Nonconformitism
03-04-2005, 05:13
i think that the god almighty is much cooler than allah figurine
Potaria
03-04-2005, 05:14
Jesus Christ Action Figure (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/14426/)

Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Upitatanium
03-04-2005, 05:15
I'm really surprised there was no Muhammed figure. Just Allah, The Ayatollah and Islamic Jihad. MUST BE A MOHAMMED FIGURE!!
Phalanix
03-04-2005, 05:28
Now this is great.
Buddha (http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfbuddha.jpg)
Potaria
03-04-2005, 05:29
Now this is great.
Buddha (http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfbuddha.jpg)

These are fucking glorious.
Phalanix
03-04-2005, 05:31
Amen to that. I jsut about shot coke out my nose when I saw the jewish ones
Potaria
03-04-2005, 05:32
Amen to that. I jsut about shot coke out my nose when I saw the jewish ones

I hope you don't mind me asking, but... What was it doing there in the first place?

:D
New Illyria
03-04-2005, 05:33
This is definitly one of the worst threads I have ever seen. But in the same instant, it's one of the funniest threads I've ever read.
Shurrupak
03-04-2005, 05:36
I posted this about a week ago... Maybe 2? I'll find the link to my origonal topic.

*Saving money for the Allah one*
Upitatanium
03-04-2005, 05:37
Too bad there seem to be images missing.
Dostanuot Loj
03-04-2005, 05:38
I posted this about a week ago... Maybe 2? I'll find the link to my origonal topic.

*Saving money for the Allah one*


Whoops, that's the first time I've ever accidentally posted in my puppet account.
Dang auto-login.

EDIT:
Take that Atheism! (Humor) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406853&highlight=atheism)

See, my topic >.>
Bashan
03-04-2005, 05:58
I'm gonna get me an Allah action figure!

Though I think I can actually make my own...

Shame they're out of Jehovah. I wonder what He looks like next to God
Demented Hamsters
03-04-2005, 06:09
Surely God should have a smiting stick, not an Ak-47.
And Jesus a nail gun.
Boonytopia
03-04-2005, 06:39
Those are the coolest action figures I've ever seen. Must collect them all.
Potaria
03-04-2005, 06:42
Those are the coolest action figures I've ever seen. Must collect them all.

You said it!
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 06:45
YES! Finally, some worthy opponents to pit my G.I. Joes and Transformers against! Oh, glorious day!
Potaria
03-04-2005, 06:47
YES! Finally, some worthy opponents to pit my G.I. Joes and Transformers against! Oh, glorious day!

Want a truly worthy opponent for your G.I. Joes and Transformers? User your car.

You know what I mean.
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 06:57
I getcha. But seriously, never was a big action figure fan. Don't keep any toys around, unless footballs and game consoles count as toys. Of course, once they come around with a vengeful Jehovah's Witness, I'm whipping out the wallet :p .
Potaria
03-04-2005, 06:59
I'm waiting for a "Pissed Off Midget" series, myself.
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 07:02
I'm waiting for a "Pissed Off Midget" series, myself.

Have you ever actually seen a pissed off midget? There is no way to portray that anger, man. Only those who survive the small one's wrath will be able to truly understand it.
Potaria
03-04-2005, 07:05
Dude, I was a pissed off midget. Well, when I was 7. See, my brother decided that he was gonna be an asshole, and he started messing with me. He finally did it so much that I snapped. He was almost a foot taller than me, and he couldn't do anything to defend himself!

That wasn't the only time it happened, either. It happened before and after...
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 07:07
One time, a seven-year-old came up to me, and I punched him in the face, and he cried! Pretty much- oh, no. Oh, that's not the same thing. I have some apologies to make...
Potaria
03-04-2005, 07:08
I would think so.
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 07:10
The young one will not forgive me. Currently, he is chewing on my leg. If a gun-toting messianic figure doesn't show up soon- I'm screwed.
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 07:22
Hey, I just had a great idea... the fully destructible, dismemberable, Passion of the Christ deluxe figure with self-opening wounds! Hot water to open, cold water to close! It's as easy as 1, 2, 3!
Potaria
03-04-2005, 07:49
Hey, I just had a great idea... the fully destructible, dismemberable, Passion of the Christ deluxe figure with self-opening wounds! Hot water to open, cold water to close! It's as easy as 1, 2, 3!

Mel Gibson would approve!
Italian Korea
03-04-2005, 08:04
lol those are funny, i think i'll post the site on my social group's local website
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 19:07
Mel Gibson would approve!

New accessories could include a throwable Crown of Thorns and a Holy Grail full of acid- thinking about having an extra communion wafer? *sound of cross folding into rocket launcher* Think again, dirtbag!
Parduna
03-04-2005, 20:46
I don't believe my eyes.
Am I an infidel?
Lictoria
03-04-2005, 21:11
Yes. You are an infidel. Enjoy your stay in hell. *hands you business card* You'll find our accomodations rank most agonizing among customers.