NationStates Jolt Archive


The Mod Conspiracy....

Honesty X
03-04-2005, 04:35
Anyone got any secrets that they are brave enough to reveal?
Andaluciae
03-04-2005, 04:38
I ate Myrth's cat...


















...and bought him a new better one.
Kervoskia
03-04-2005, 04:40
They're everywhere.
New Sancrosanctia
03-04-2005, 04:40
i am not a man of flesh and blood, but an automoton. a being of steel, plastic and insurmountable power. plus i gots some neato latex skin.
edit: and the mods? exist!
ooOoooOOOOoOOOoOooOoooOOOO! spooky!
Kreitzmoorland
03-04-2005, 04:41
They sleep in coffins when their internet goes down.
Super-power
03-04-2005, 04:42
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Kervoskia
03-04-2005, 04:44
They have spies everywhere, beware of the Morlocks, for they see ALL!!!!
Andaluciae
03-04-2005, 04:46
They have spies everywhere, beware of the Morlocks, for they see ALL!!!!
Bah, I ate Morlocks as appetizers before I ate Myrth's cat.
Kervoskia
03-04-2005, 04:49
Bah, I ate Morlocks as appetizers before I ate Myrth's cat.
Were they stringy or what?
Andaluciae
03-04-2005, 04:50
Were they stringy or what?
A little, but some A1 steak sauce worked nicely. I think I used Worschestshire (sp?) sauce on some of them though, and it did nicely.
TaoTai
03-04-2005, 04:50
AHHHHHHHH
The Burnsian Desert
03-04-2005, 04:51
They're all the same person. Max Barry. He controls them all.
Potaria
03-04-2005, 04:51
Berry?
Honesty X
03-04-2005, 04:52
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Seems like he told a secret. Mods must be watching...*looks around at the secret cameras*...me really close. LOL. Must wear a mask :mp5: .
The Burnsian Desert
03-04-2005, 05:07
Berry?

Huh?

<_<
>_>
JRV
03-04-2005, 05:08
They are part of an international conspiracy with an evil left-wing agenda, and are hell bent on removing Calvinists from these boards.
Kanabia
03-04-2005, 05:12
*raises hand*

I...

*sees red-laser pointer dot on back of said hand*

*remains silent*
Honesty X
03-04-2005, 05:25
Ok they said there's nothing to see here....*thinks to himself "Who the hell are they fooling?"*...Just mod conspiracy's.
Harlesburg
03-04-2005, 05:31
The first time i tried clicking on this page it poped up with HTTP 404 NOT FOUND.

And some say there is no conspiracy! :p
New Genoa
03-04-2005, 05:51
Myrth has three testicles, the third being used to take over the world and delete the posters of the world.

Posters of the world unite, and throw off your chains of oppression and stuff like that.
Kanabia
03-04-2005, 05:53
Myrth has three testicles, the third being used to take over the world and delete the posters of the world.

Really? Yeech, I don't want to think about how he uses his mouse then.
Kervoskia
03-04-2005, 06:06
We are all puppets and Myrth is the puppet master.
One peoples Voice
03-04-2005, 06:25
we have a secret
ssshhh...no we dont
..yes we do...tell them
...Im bored, I want to go now
you always do this, why d...
Jeruselem
03-04-2005, 06:26
The new Pope is here on NS to destroy Calvinism on-line!
Sdaeriji
03-04-2005, 06:30
I am Max Barry, peons.
Honesty X
03-04-2005, 06:36
I am Max Barry, peons.

I highly doubt that.
Sdaeriji
03-04-2005, 06:36
I highly doubt that.

Actually, Tink was declaring she had pictures of Max Barry once, and they were my pictures. That's the only claim I have.
JRV
03-04-2005, 06:39
Actually, Tink was declaring she had pictures of Max Barry once, and they were my pictures. That's the only claim I have.

*Takes a camera out and begins snapping.*

Ahso! Mr. Barry can I have your autograph?
Sdaeriji
03-04-2005, 06:43
*Takes a camera out and begins snapping.*

Ahso! Mr. Barry can I have your autograph?

Of course, good sir/madam. Who should I make it out to?
The Burnsian Desert
04-04-2005, 04:04
Of course, good sir/madam. Who should I make it out to?

Dude... I think you really are Max...

*in answering machine voice* Congratulations, you have earned one (1) suicidal follower.
The Lightning Star
04-04-2005, 04:08
Well, seeing how the NS forums are like Saddam-Era Iraq, It will be very dangerous for me to say this, but I will anyways.

*takes big breath*

"MYRTH IS A--"

*oompf!*

*TLS gets knocked out from behind, draged into a van, driven to a cliff, and thrown off the edge to his death*