NationStates Jolt Archive


Food Eaters! Explain Yourselves!

Andaluciae
03-04-2005, 04:35
You scum are constantly going about, pillaging the results of the hard work of all sorts of plants, who toil away tirelessly to produce nutrients for themselves and their children, and you come along, kill them and their children, and steal their nutrients! What kind of tyrranny of the mobile is this? Do you think you have some right to come along and steal something something else has labored hard to create? You sicken me. I hope you get eaten.





















(It was too much of a temptation...I had to do it :D)

So, in other news, I've been listening to some older music of late. It's pretty fun. I've always like the Beatles and The Doors, but branching out into other stuff from the time period that existed before I was born is fun.
Potaria
03-04-2005, 04:40
You have proven that the spirit of the Monty Python lives on!

...I've always been a Sex Pistols and Ramones person myself, though. Well, you know what they say: To each his own.
Andaluciae
03-04-2005, 04:42
You have proven that the spirit of the Monty Python lives on!


That is perhaps the greatest compliment my humor could ever receive. :D
Potaria
03-04-2005, 04:43
That is perhaps the greatest compliment my humor could ever receive. :D

Well, I was reading it to the voice of John Cleese, and it turned it to pure gold. It was gold anyway, but the sound of his voice turned it from 22 to 24 karat.

Gold.

Edit --- I'm actually listening to Indie 103.1 FM right now, via their Listen Live internet stream. It's fucking great. They play actual music!
Trammwerk
03-04-2005, 08:39
So, yeah... I still down know how to defend myself from being attacked by a man wielding a banana.
BLARGistania
03-04-2005, 08:41
I read an article about someone who stopped eating. My first response was how are you still alive?

The article did nothing in the way of details, just a person saying they stopped eating.

Okay, that was pointless.


I'm a big fan of the Go! Team
Boonytopia
03-04-2005, 08:47
Thunder Lightning Crash. I listen to 3RRR.
BLARGistania
03-04-2005, 08:48
Thunder Lightning Crash. I listen to 3RRR.
Thunder, Lighting, Strike!

...or at least thats the Go! Team
The Druidic Clans
03-04-2005, 08:51
......................The Cows Are Coming
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cowswithguns.php
Boonytopia
03-04-2005, 08:55
Thunder, Lighting, Strike!

...or at least thats the Go! Team

Thank you, yes. It didn't seem quite right when I wrote it.
BLARGistania
03-04-2005, 08:56
Thank you, yes. It didn't seem quite right when I wrote it.
yeah, thats what it is.

You listen to them?
Urantia II
03-04-2005, 08:56
You scum are constantly going about, pillaging the results of the hard work of all sorts of plants, who toil away tirelessly to produce nutrients for themselves and their children, and you come along, kill them and their children, and steal their nutrients! What kind of tyrranny of the mobile is this? Do you think you have some right to come along and steal something something else has labored hard to create? You sicken me. I hope you get eaten.
You Plant Bigot! :p

We all know they were trampling on the Right's of the dirt in which they were founded!

Stealing the nutrients from dirt which they had been saving up for years. You obviously don't care about dirt because you have a definite bias toward photosynthesis, and no regards for the hard work that took so long for dirt to do.

But you have to ask yourself… “Self, where would we be without dirt”? (Ok, I didn’t say you would have an answer… ;) )

Plants are no better than "thieves", stealing from the very ground in which they live, they deserve to die and be eaten!

:D
Boonytopia
03-04-2005, 09:03
yeah, thats what it is.

You listen to them?

They've been playing them on RRR for a few months now. The CD is on my "to buy" list, but I haven't got around to it yet.
Trammwerk
03-04-2005, 09:03
Thankfully, the Cows have been disarmed, and you can now get your Mr Snaffleburger meals (http://www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/mr_snaffleburger_fast_food.html) again.
The Druidic Clans
03-04-2005, 09:06
*sniff* Poor cows....you will be avenged, Cow Guru! Down with Mr. Snaffleburger!
BLARGistania
03-04-2005, 09:09
They've been playing them on RRR for a few months now. The CD is on my "to buy" list, but I haven't got around to it yet.
It took me two weeks to get their CD from an order. Damn record label didn't print enough. They got swanped with demand as soon as pitchforkmedia.com released a review of it.
Trammwerk
03-04-2005, 09:12
Down with Mr. Snaffleburger? I don't think you've seen all of Snaffleburger's animations! Or else you're a corporate whore. :(
Greater Yubari
03-04-2005, 09:15
I like plants... that's why I kill and eat them.
Boonytopia
03-04-2005, 09:21
It took me two weeks to get their CD from an order. Damn record label didn't print enough. They got swanped with demand as soon as pitchforkmedia.com released a review of it.

I don't have a supply problem, it's more to do with cash.
Children of Valkyrja
03-04-2005, 09:21
Now look what you've done!
I have a daughter who is now using the content of this thread as an argument for not eating vegetables. She just wandered off shouting "Carrots have feeling too you know!" and has gone to liberate them form the firdge and set them free in the garden!

We love the cows, they have been saved for posterity.
Daistallia 2104
03-04-2005, 09:29
This reminds me of the phenomenon of "living skeletons" and "hunger artists". (Yes there's a Kafka soty called "the Hunger Artist. It's based on a popular(?) entertainment from the late 1800s and early 1900s.)
Potaria
03-04-2005, 09:37
Down with Mr. Snaffleburger? I don't think you've seen all of Snaffleburger's animations! Or else you're a corporate whore. :(

Who the hell is Mr. Snaffleburger...
Trammwerk
03-04-2005, 11:25
http://www.matazone.co.uk/menus/mrsbmenu.html

Why, he's your friend...
Nekone
03-04-2005, 11:45
You scum are constantly going about, pillaging the results of the hard work of all sorts of plants, who toil away tirelessly to produce nutrients for themselves and their children, and you come along, kill them and their children, and steal their nutrients! What kind of tyrranny of the mobile is this? Do you think you have some right to come along and steal something something else has labored hard to create? You sicken me. I hope you get eaten.*eats carrot while reading this thread... hangs head in shame... goes to the yard, digs a hole and throws up into it...*

*realizes that when I die... I'll be eaten by insects, worms and plants anyway... goes back to kitchen and slowy bites into another carrot...*
Greedy Pig
03-04-2005, 13:04
You scum are constantly going about, pillaging the results of the hard work of all sorts of plants, who toil away tirelessly to produce nutrients for themselves and their children, and you come along, kill them and their children, and steal their nutrients! What kind of tyrranny of the mobile is this? Do you think you have some right to come along and steal something something else has labored hard to create? You sicken me. I hope you get eaten..

Quit your whining..

GET IN MAH BELLY!!!
Jeruselem
03-04-2005, 13:22
Now look what you've done!
I have a daughter who is now using the content of this thread as an argument for not eating vegetables. She just wandered off shouting "Carrots have feeling too you know!" and has gone to liberate them form the firdge and set them free in the garden!

We love the cows, they have been saved for posterity.

Tell her about the people on the "fresh air" diets :)
We're all born killing and eating machines :mp5: