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the nation of "Napoleons Son"? Just wondering if my "story" got around.

Where did you put this story?

No idea who you are, never heard of "Napoleon's Son", all I know is that you broke some rule in the past, seem to think you're popular, and for some reason you seem to want to be a moderator.

Didn't post it anywhere...don't wanna be a mod (too much responsibility, and right now really just don't like 'em)...

.don't wanna be a mod (too much responsibility, and right now really just don't like 'em)...
Oh, I misinterpreted one of your questions over in the moderation forum then.
Sorry about that.

Oh, I misinterpreted one of your questions over in the moderation forum then.
Sorry about that.
That's what I thought, but this thread is not about this.

Where was your story posted Honesty?

the nation of "Napoleons Son"? Just wondering if my "story" got around.

obviously not.

Where was your story posted Honesty?
I don't believe s/he is talking about a story as in a story s/he wrote, I believe Honesty is referring to the story of the exploits of a past nation of his/hers named "Napoleons Son", and the story may involve the breaking of a rule that resulted in something like a UN ejection or a DEAT.

I don't know, that's what I've pieced together from what I've seen so far.

the nation of "Napoleons Son"? Just wondering if my "story" got around.

I have heard your story, comrade. It will never be forgotten. Courage!

I don't believe s/he is talking about a story as in a story s/he wrote, I believe Honesty is referring to the story of the exploits of a past nation of his/hers named "Napoleons Son", and the story may involve the breaking of a rule that resulted in something like a UN ejection or a DEAT.

I don't know, that's what I've pieced together from what I've seen so far.
Oh...

I have not heard of your story Honesty.
care to tell?

I have heard your story, comrade. It will never be forgotten. Courage!
What was it?

What was it?

It was a bitter tale of intrigue and daring. One man, alone against many, fighting for freedom in an internet forum. It was a fable of lost love and regret, but ultimately hope.

I laughed. I cried. It became a part of me.

It was a bitter tale of intrigue and daring. One man, alone against many, fighting for freedom in an internet forum. It was a fable of lost love and regret, but ultimately hope.

I laughed. I cried. It became a part of me.
really? cuz all i did when i heard it was chuckled a bit. and peed a little.

It was a bitter tale of intrigue and daring. One man, alone against many, fighting for freedom in an internet forum. It was a fable of lost love and regret, but ultimately hope.

I laughed. I cried. It became a part of me.
Story please, not emotions.

really? cuz all i did when i heard it was chuckled a bit. and peed a little.

LOL! Well played, Trebek! :)

Edit: I was taking a sip of my Starbucks when I read that, and now I'm cleaning coffee off my keyboard. Thanks Sancrosanctia.

Someone, please impart your knowledge of this event to those of us who are ignorant of this intriguing tale.

Someone, please impart your knowledge of this event to those of us who are ignorant of this intriguing tale.
I'm not ignorant...I don't think so at least.

LOL! Well played, Trebek! :)

Edit: I was taking a sip of my Starbucks when I read that, and now I'm cleaning coffee off my keyboard. Thanks Sancrosanctia.
well, i'm sure your keyboard had it coming.

Someone, please impart your knowledge of this event to those of us who are ignorant of this intriguing tale.

My apologies to both Heiligkeit and Artamazia. I really have no idea what this guy is talking about. I was just being a smart-ass. Sorry.

:)

well, as i understand it, napolean, or his nationstates embodiment, was not a flawless man. he drank, and when he drank, he gambled. and when he gambled he lost. when he lost, he drank more.
his saturday had been proceeding like, well, all of his saturdays until, finally, he stumbled, broken and broke, out of the watering hole. he made his way home, the sounds of merriment fading in the mists behind him. which is when he came upon the barn. a sickly thought made it's way across his mind, and a smile crossed chapped lips shortly thereafter.
he made his way into the barn, and promptly had his way with a sheep.
the owner of the rather taken aback ovine, awakened by her startled cries, burst into the barn with a shotgun. he took aim, and fired. but it was too late to prevent conception.
several months later, the sheeps gestation period drew to a close. she birthed napoleon's son into a pile of hay. she died in the process. the farmer, awakened once more, investigated his barn. he found his favorite sheep dead, and sitting in the hay next to her was a hairy, hooved child, making gurgling noises, as he lacked the physical capacity to cry, or bleet.
the farmer beat the abomination's head in with a rock.

that is the twisted tale of napoleon's son.

Umm...He got deleted for this?

Omg. That is funny.

Umm...He got deleted for this?
someone got deleted?
good god. where am i?

I thought Neo-Anarchists said that he got deleted.

I thought Neo-Anarchists said that he got deleted.
i don't know. i prefer my version to whatever actually happened. which is so frequently the case.

I thought Neo-Anarchists said that he got deleted.
Well, there doesn't seem to be an existing nation called "Napoleons Son", and the name is reserved by an ex-nation, so something happened to Napoleons Son.

Well, there doesn't seem to be an existing nation called "Napoleons Son", and the name is reserved by an ex-nation, so something happened to Napoleons Son.
Hmm...

honesty? Care to fill us in?

I really want to know what Happened!

I'll never know!!! NOOOOOO

Well...I guess I will tell it cause th person who tried to explain it before was completely wrong. Just a warning, it's just about how I avoided the mods for about 4 months or so. I got a little bored one day and decided that I would break a rule. I made about 5 or so nations and jioned them with the UN. I made a bunch of e-mail addresses, hoping that they wouldn't catch me. Each nation was named after or relating to a dictator from the past. They included dictators like Robespierre, Napoleon, Hitler (no I'm not nazi), Louis, and a few others :mp5: . I thouth that that would have been a good way to evade the mods. I then came to power by endorsing myself in Dictatorship. All the nations there thought I was a great leader (and still do, cause I am still Delegate). I don't exactly remember how I divided my time for logging on. The e-mail addresses all had something in common also. They all ended or started with my last name, first name, or included my initials :headbang: . I'm really surprised that they didn't catch me for a while. This all lasted probably about 4-5 months. All this time, I logged on with the same IP address, using similar e-mail addresses, and all my nation's names were related (all relating to dictators). They finally found out and deleted all of them. I came back under a new name and the people of Dictatorship forgave me. Now I am still happily living in Dictatorship as the UN Delegate ;) .

I didn't really know that this would bring any attention. I just wondered if I became known at all. All the anticipation for this. LOL :D .

Oh ya, great sheep story. Never would've thought of that, ROFLMFAO.

see? i told you my version was better. poor, poor man-sheep. :(

* watches poster pull into service station, saunters over *

"Check that ego for ya? Looks a little overinflated. Yep, yer about 15 psi heavy. That'll give ya a bald spot, or my name ain't Frisbeeteria. Here, I'll just pop the stem and let a little of that hot air out."

"There ya go. Happy motoring!"

* saunters off *

* watches poster pull into service station, saunters over *

"Check that ego for ya? Looks a little overinflated. Yep, yer about 15 psi heavy. That'll give ya a bald spot, or my name ain't Frisbeeteria. Here, I'll just pop the stem and let a little of that hot air out."

"There ya go. Happy motoring!"

* saunters off *
who's y'all talkin to, feller?

who's y'all talkin to, feller?

They're talking to me....LOL.

who's y'all talkin to, feller?
Ummm, not you.

They're talking to me....LOL.
i figured. i only asked because i do, in fact, endeavor to be as egomanaical as humanly possible.

Ok, now I see why.

good.

So let me get this straight: Honesty breaks every rule in the book, gets away with it for a while, gets deleted, "is forgiven" by his region, and feels so good about it that he posts a topic to brag about his exploits. Whew.

speaking of stories, when does the fiction contest happen?

So let me get this straight: Honesty breaks every rule in the book, gets away with it for a while, gets deleted, "is forgiven" by his region, and feels so good about it that he posts a topic to brag about his exploits. Whew.

speaking of stories, when does the fiction contest happen?
first of all, that's not what happened. look at my post to get the real story. secondly, there's a fiction contest? and i was not informed? what the deuce?

first of all, that's not what happened. look at my post to get the real story. secondly, there's a fiction contest? and i was not informed? what the deuce?

Don't worry, if there is one, you will probabaly win. That was a hilarious story.

sorry about the mutiple deletions, my computer just went beserk. Some day this machine will work. The peasants will rejoice, we'll all be tall and muscular, and all will be well.

Anyway, the fiction contest I seemed to remember must have been on another forum, since a search didn't turn anything up.

And your story has me completely enthralled Sancrosanctia...the other one is just some guy espousing erroneous ostensible "facts" for his own amusement, no doubt. :)

yeah, the felonious cad!

Indeed. What's with the nefarious, indictable, licentiousness of the impeached reprehensible bastard?
*expereinces muscular convulsions*
*curses the English tongue*

Indeed. What's with the nefarious, indictable, licentiousness of the impeached reprehensible bastard?
*expereinces muscular convulsions*
*curses the English tongue*
i know, right?

Sweet Mary, all you did was make a couple UN multis? And it took a 'whole' couple of months to be discovered?

You know the mods are volunteers, right? And that there are thousands upon thousands of nations, right? And, like, most of them are someones puppets?

This has been a let down in the highest order. Get an old timer to tell you about Francos Spain one day and learn what legendary would really be.

snip
hey, oldy! tell me about Francos Spain!

Francos Spain
*removes hat in respect*

hey, oldy! tell me about Francos Spain!
Actually, I'm not old enough. The night I joined there was a mass invasion of his region in an attempt to overthrow him by taking advantage of a glitch in the old game, and he beat it back. After that there was, every once in a while, another attempt to overthrow him, but it never amounted to anything.

You have to get someone who was more active in something other than General to tell ya.

This has been a let down in the highest order. Get an old timer to tell you about Francos Spain one day and learn what legendary would really be.
*grabs cushion, sits cross-legged on red line.*
tell me a story!

You have to get someone who was more active in something other than General to tell ya.
hmm. how bout you find someone, and bring them here. that way i don't have to do anything. everyone wins! except you.

*walks in with popcorn for all*

me too! me too! I like stories

oh, shit. i should make some popcorn. real popcorn though, not digital. good call, buddy.

hmm. how bout you find someone, and bring them here. that way i don't have to do anything. everyone wins! except you.
I agree. We'll wait here, and the old guys'll go find us entertainment. How about a beer to while away the time?

EDIT: Holy fuck! I'm at 470! I need to conserve posts if I want to stay quite deadly forever! This is depressing.
E2: I think I'll just edit old posts from now on, and eschew all new threads.
E3: mmmm, corona. Last week I was supplied with some free corona by my synagogue no less. It was greatly enjoyed.

I agree. We'll wait here, and the old guys'll go find us entertainment. How about a beer to while away the time?
i am, in fact way ahead of you, and enjoying the crap out of my second corona.

Start here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=356922), work your way out.

Start here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=356922), work your way out.
ok, i read that. it wasn't too good on specifics. someone tg myrth. mayhap he'll gather us around the e-campfire that is this utterly hijacked thread.

I think the name clearly states this is a storytelling thread....

ok, i read that. it wasn't too good on specifics. someone tg myrth. mayhap he'll gather us around the e-campfire that is this utterly hijacked thread.
I nominate you O Sancrosanctia.
Christ, I can't believe i'm sacrificing a post for this.

I nominate you O Sancrosanctia.
Christ, I can't believe i'm sacrificing a post for this.
just create a couple hundred clones. kreitzmoorland1-500. everyone will know it was you, you can stay at that level indefiniitely. you might want to clear it with the mods though, what with badwidth issues and all.
anyway. i'll get on that.

done.

And in the meantime, more beer and popcorn?

And in the meantime, more beer and popcorn?
i'm good, for the time being. though i might crack another beer later.

bump, though.

Goddamit, Myrth is offline. Thanks for the idea, Sanc. However, my new nation, that I intended to use, enigmatically failed the e-mail authentification.
*sips tea*

Interesting story. There are of course other ways to evade being caught UN multying.

A really good way is to not do it.

A really good way is to not do it.
That is the best way, and the funnest way to.

I think we'll have to wait for another time for this story.
I'm off to bed anyhow. Goodnight!

I think we'll have to wait for another time for this story.
I'm off to bed anyhow. Goodnight!
hasn't the story already been told?

We want more stories. You missed the middle of the thread.

hasn't the story already been told?
that was a different story. two, if you want to count mine (i know i do)

nighty night, krietz. get several email accounts.

Goddamit, Myrth is offline. Thanks for the idea, Sanc. However, my new nation, that I intended to use, enigmatically failed the e-mail authentification.
*sips tea*

:eek: so much for the ever present all seeing Myrth.
*starts mooning Myrth's offline sign*
*jumps behind couch and hides incase offline changes to online*

that couch will not even slow the wrath of myrth.

that couch will not even slow the wrath of myrth.


It will so, *said in happy bouncy voice* Its a Special couch :D

the poop it is! :mad: