GOD the brilliant!
My children!
did you ever know god created the TV?
CREASTIONISM IS THE TRUTH!
Ask now what came first, the chicken or the egg...but state...GOD MADE BOTH at the same time to confuse and befuddle satan!
satan made the mule. Stay far from that asexual beast. that perversion of bovine.
But ask what can you do for god? built him golden idols and worship them! the good good great book of stories commands it!
Lord heavenly jesus...i offer my...praise in thanks for this bounty of feasting...cap..a...blity...Capablity! Please bless my household.
Ahhh.....men......
)Bows(
Trilateral Commission
02-04-2005, 20:32
holla @ allah
i am not a flamebait, i am a prophet.
New Genoa
02-04-2005, 20:35
i am not a flamebait, i am a prophet.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... thats good satire. Wait, no it isn't.
your all sinners.
Indeed.
New Sancrosanctia
02-04-2005, 20:41
quick question. is boinking my neighbors wife inthe bed i stol from his house, while my wife is at church, whilst drinking, and slaughtering and eating pigs a sin?
My children!
did you ever know god created the TV?
CREASTIONISM IS THE TRUTH!
Ask now what came first, the chicken or the egg...but state...GOD MADE BOTH at the same time to confuse and befuddle satan!
satan made the mule. Stay far from that asexual beast. that perversion of bovine.
But ask what can you do for god? built him golden idols and worship them! the good good great book of stories commands it!
Lord heavenly jesus...i offer my...praise in thanks for this bounty of feasting...cap..a...blity...Capablity! Please bless my household.
Ahhh.....men......
)Bows(
I'll take a stab and say a Dinosaur laid the egg, which hatched into another dinosaur, and evolution took place making the chicken. Therefore, I'm saying Dinosaurs came first, then the egg.
Also, Mules are powerful and effective. What is so bad about the Mule? Seems like you're a specist.
Also, don't forget to thank lumberjacks and contractors for your household, and farmers and internet geeks for the food and the ability to broadcast this over the internet.
I know I sound like I'm trolling, but I'm not. I don't believe in that assertation of God, so I would go to hell if I was the same religion.
Then again, you're a Jehovan witness right?
New Genoa
02-04-2005, 20:46
quick question. is boinking my neighbors wife inthe bed i stol from his house, while my wife is at church, whilst drinking, and slaughtering and eating pigs a sin?
No it isn't. Unless you're gay.
Diaga Ceilteach Impire
02-04-2005, 20:46
My children!
did you ever know god created the TV?
CREASTIONISM IS THE TRUTH!
Ask now what came first, the chicken or the egg...but state...GOD MADE BOTH at the same time to confuse and befuddle satan!
satan made the mule. Stay far from that asexual beast. that perversion of bovine.
But ask what can you do for god? built him golden idols and worship them! the good good great book of stories commands it!
Lord heavenly jesus...i offer my...praise in thanks for this bounty of feasting...cap..a...blity...Capablity! Please bless my household.
Ahhh.....men......
)Bows(
shut up savage
shut up savage
That's not nice. Then again, I said some 'sinful' things as well. :(
Benokraitis
02-04-2005, 20:48
lol, what an interesting person!
Trilateral Commission
02-04-2005, 20:50
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... thats good satire. Wait, no it isn't.
yeah this guy has nothin on jesussaves
Having been here for a year and a few months, and having nearly 2,000 posts to their name, you would think Jhenova would be making some kind of point rather than posting (what appears to be) drivel.
But maybe I have too much faith in people.
Haken Rider
02-04-2005, 20:54
Jhenova=31?
Neo-Anarchists
02-04-2005, 20:55
Jhenova=31?
No, some of the older nations know Jhenova.