NationStates Jolt Archive

In the year 2068:

Japan has just finished its second civil war in as many decades and a green party has finally claimed dominance. The extermination of those sections of the populace considered undesirable and as overburdening the environment has just begun.
Europe is firmly in the grip of fundamentalist Islamic governments. A rapidly declining native populace coupled with cultural malaise/guilt have allowed Islamic immigrants to seize control of the EU and impliment their own agenda. Women are routinely beaten for being raped and beards are the latest in fashion.
The US has just re-elected Brandy Bush, granddaughter of George W. Bush to the presidency and she is making noises about the need to do something about those rogue Green governments in Australia and Japan. Described as the stupidest president in US history by most virtualnet users, she blithely ignores them as she tries to unreeducate the EU populace.

In a small corner of the virtualnet a rugged band of Nation States 4 posters still type messages to each other, "Hey liberal, kiss my ass!" "Go to hell conservative, you have been pwned!" "What kind of underwear do you have on right now?"
and "I love you too! :fluffle: "

rogue Green governments in Australia

Whoa, that was so plausible until I saw this.

:p

nuh-uh.. nostradaus and the mayans said we'd be dead before then.

Then in 2069 Adam wakes up in the garden of eden and realises that it was all a dream...

Europe is firmly in the grip of fundamentalist Islamic governments. A rapidly declining native populace coupled with cultural malaise/guilt have allowed Islamic immigrants to seize control of the EU and impliment their own agenda. Women are routinely beaten for being raped and beards are the latest in fashion.


Usual American right wing anti-Islamic anti-EU bollocks, which inspires religous and racial hatred, very much like newspapers in the 30's concerning attacks on Jews.

The Brandy Bush section is plausible however.

er... maybe in 2168.

Usual American right wing anti-Islamic anti-EU bollocks, which inspires religous and racial hatred, very much like newspapers in the 30's concerning attacks on Jews.

The Brandy Bush section is plausible however.

Correct me if im wrong, but is 31 not from Japan...?

Just sounds like you think they from Amercia...

Usual American right wing anti-Islamic anti-EU bollocks, which inspires religous and racial hatred, very much like newspapers in the 30's concerning attacks on Jews.

The Brandy Bush section is plausible however.

I just don't have the time to argue with touchy people who take everything they read as serious commentary. You're typical of many people and that just makes me sad. :rolleyes:

Correct me if im wrong, but is 31 not from Japan...?

Just sounds like you think they from Amercia...

I'm from the PR of California. 5 Years in Japan. Sorry to disappoint.

i don't know about some of your predictions. Japan is gonna be ripped apart by civil wars? Why? They have had the same party in power for the last 60 years. Japan is probably the least likely country to have a civil war let alone two. Their popluation is also already facing a period of decline just as bad as Europe's. Why would they need to eliminate anyone? Plus remeber this is a country where whaling is legal. A green party revolution WTF?

Nah. More likely, we'll have started a nuclear war with North Korea, which has been taken over by Al Queda, and somehow manage to destroy Japan in the process (we run Windows Nukes 2000)

Then hoards of angry fangirls mob the government and kill everything in sight because we can't get our anime fix anymore

i don't know about some of your predictions. Japan is gonna be ripped apart by civil wars? Why? They have had the same party in power for the last 60 years. Japan is probably the least likely country to have a civil war let alone two. Their popluation is also already facing a period of decline just as bad as Europe's. Why would they need to eliminate anyone? Plus remeber this is a country where whaling is legal. A green party revolution WTF?

but the only important partof the post was at the bottom. . . :confused:

Nah. More likely, we'll have started a nuclear war with North Korea, which has been taken over by Al Queda, and somehow manage to destroy Japan in the process (we run Windows Nukes 2000)

Then hoards of angry fangirls mob the government and kill everything in sight because we can't get our anime fix anymore

I would like to think that the fangirls would mob the government over their arrest of Jun Pei. Damn that Jun Pei and his poisonous smile.

Nah. More likely, we'll have started a nuclear war with North Korea, which has been taken over by Al Queda, and somehow manage to destroy Japan in the process (we run Windows Nukes 2000)

Then hoards of angry fangirls mob the government and kill everything in sight because we can't get our anime fix anymore
I know you are joking but actually North Korea much like South Korea is super Christian despite the Communist govermnent. South Korea has the world's largest christian church.

but the only important partof the post was at the bottom. . . :confused:
Ah a joke. I get jokes. Jokes are funny.

In the year 2068:

Japan has just finished its second civil war in as many decades and a green party has finally claimed dominance. The extermination of those sections of the populace considered undesirable and as overburdening the environment has just begun.
Europe is firmly in the grip of fundamentalist Islamic governments. A rapidly declining native populace coupled with cultural malaise/guilt have allowed Islamic immigrants to seize control of the EU and impliment their own agenda. Women are routinely beaten for being raped and beards are the latest in fashion.
The US has just re-elected Brandy Bush, granddaughter of George W. Bush to the presidency and she is making noises about the need to do something about those rogue Green governments in Australia and Japan. Described as the stupidest president in US history by most virtualnet users, she blithely ignores them as she tries to unreeducate the EU populace.

In a small corner of the virtualnet a rugged band of Nation States 4 posters still type messages to each other, "Hey liberal, kiss my ass!" "Go to hell conservative, you have been pwned!" "What kind of underwear do you have on right now?"
and "I love you too! :fluffle: "

Meanwhile, the aging gamer known throughout cyberspace as "Bolol" sits on his chair in the International Spacestation (now neutral territory...like Switzerland), and laughs at all the idiots down on the planet below. :p

I know you are joking but actually North Korea much like South Korea is super Christian despite the Communist govermnent. South Korea has the world's largest christian church.

Other than them being communist and them probably building nukes, I have no idea what North Korea is like. I just know thye're the ones we're scared of building nukes, and then of course everything in the world is Al Queda's fault, so they manage to take over North Korea because they want the nukes

*nods to emphasize absolute corectness*

and yes, I did get the joke and thought it was funny

Ah a joke. I get jokes. Jokes are funny.

Jokes are good. Stuff is better.

Meanwhile, the aging gamer known throughout cyberspace as "Bolol" sits on his chair in the International Spacestation (now neutral territory...like Switzerland), and laughs at all the idiots down on the planet below. :p

Come now, with your ties to the internation conspiracy of people I hardly think they would let you sit in a chair! More like a small cushion on the floor of the spacestation.

In the year 2068:

Japan has just finished its second civil war in as many decades and a green party has finally claimed dominance. The extermination of those sections of the populace considered undesirable and as overburdening the environment has just begun.
Europe is firmly in the grip of fundamentalist Islamic governments. A rapidly declining native populace coupled with cultural malaise/guilt have allowed Islamic immigrants to seize control of the EU and impliment their own agenda. Women are routinely beaten for being raped and beards are the latest in fashion.
The US has just re-elected Brandy Bush, granddaughter of George W. Bush to the presidency and she is making noises about the need to do something about those rogue Green governments in Australia and Japan. Described as the stupidest president in US history by most virtualnet users, she blithely ignores them as she tries to unreeducate the EU populace.

In a small corner of the virtualnet a rugged band of Nation States 4 posters still type messages to each other, "Hey liberal, kiss my ass!" "Go to hell conservative, you have been pwned!" "What kind of underwear do you have on right now?"
and "I love you too! :fluffle: "
wow, inciteful....perhaps you should write a book about assinine future outcomes. it'll be a smash.

Come now, with your ties to the internation conspiracy of people I hardly think they would let you sit in a chair! More like a small cushion on the floor of the spacestation.

By then, I would've made enough connections with the Illuminati to get me anywhere I wanted, so NYAH!

wow, inciteful....perhaps you should write a book about assinine future outcomes. it'll be a smash.

Don't think I haven't thought about it. I would call it "Future Crap! Alternate History Through the Eyes of Me!"

By then, I would've made enough connections with the Illuminati to get me anywhere I wanted, so NYAH!

Ah HA!!! I knew it!! An Illuminati! I have finally exposed one of you, gather round people, don't let him get away!!!!!

Ah HA!!! I knew it!! An Illuminati! I have finally exposed one of you, gather round people, don't let him get away!!!!!

That's ILLUMINATUS! Get your grammar right!

Oh...And you'll never take me alive!

That's ILLUMINATUS! Get your grammar right!

Oh...And you'll never take me alive!

Get the trank rifle guys, this one is ornry!!

Infidelic fools. Do you not realize that 2068 will be a glorious paradise where I reign as President of the World, after having used the United States military to conquer the planet? Of course, the world's governments will become center right, anti-sexuality will reign supreme, and cheese will become the only form of government welfare.

And it'll be American cheese, dammit!

Infidelic fools. Do you not realize that 2068 will be a glorious paradise where I reign as President of the World, after having used the United States military to conquer the planet? Of course, the world's governments will become center right, anti-sexuality will reign supreme, and cheese will become the only form of government welfare.

And it'll be American cheese, dammit!

Sliced or squeezed? This is vital.

Of course you'll have the option of both. That's the beauty of a capitalist free market, after all.

Correct me if im wrong, but is 31 not from Japan...?

Just sounds like you think they from Amercia...


I never said I think 31 is from America, I said the viewpoint expressed is typical of what a Anti-Eu, Anti-islamic Right wing nationalistic American would say.

I just don't have the time to argue with touchy people who take everything they read as serious commentary. You're typical of many people and that just makes me sad. :rolleyes:

I don't take it as serious commentary. That's why I said it was bollocks, bollocks for some to scream at, others to laugh at for it's stupidity and ignoranance.

The future of the EU paragraph is what I'm talking about, which is typical of the xenophobic right winger, which makes me sad. :rolleyes: