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Ok, see the poll options above, pick one. Remember this poll is binding. All other religious points of view will be banned and their adherents will be drown in the sea.

What, no "other" options?

Nope. It's one of these or into the drink with you.

Hail Cthulhu!

He is not dead, but dreaming! All shall worship him!

Remember, WWCD:
What would Cthulhu do? A code for life...

Does something undescribably horrible happen if you answer incorrectly?

Hay what about Buddhism? You really don't want an angry JewishBuddhist on you.

Does something undescribably horrible happen if you answer incorrectly?

Yes, just wait until Cthulhu awakens!

Oh, and make sure to join Campus Crusaders for Cthulhu!

It's already beginning.

The natrual disintegation of religious institutes.

Eventually, we will all be atheists. This will happen when scientists prove there's no deity(ies) which they will do some day.

Can't vote against Cthulhu! His many eyes are watching!

I see, a duel between atheism and Cthulhu!

I see, a duel between atheism and Cthulhu!
yes well maybe if Baha'i wasnt included we would have a larger duel.

Does something undescribably horrible happen if you answer incorrectly?
No, you're just rounded up and drowned in the sea.

No, you're just rounded up and drowned in the sea.
Well that isnt very nice, and it builds up a lot of bad energy (In a rather stoned voice)

Lovecraft will be disappointed if it's not indescribable.

In his temple at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies dreaming!

Cthulhu fhtagn, Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Hah, now try and stop us!

Scroll down to "Cthulhu and Christ" (http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?m=200312#135)

Catholicism...cuz i'm Catholic, but I'm willing to support Judaism as I follow some of those beliefs in addition to those of Catholics.

...not that it's possible to force people to believe in something.

Das ist nicht Tod, was ewig liegt, bis dass die Zeit den Tod besiegt.

Cthulhu all the way.

What about Hinduism? O.o

Das ist nicht Tod, was ewig liegt, bis dass die Zeit den Tod besiegt.

Cthulhu all the way.
Hey! When did they publish the Necronomicon in German?

Scroll down to "Cthulhu and Christ"

:D

Yes, all of you, join us! For Cthulhu is coming, and none but the almighty source of truth, the Necronomicon, can spare you from the painful slaughter and grant you the first death!

Paid for by Campus Crusaders for Cthulhu.

What about Hinduism? O.o
Sorry, only ten possible options. What did you want me to do, remove Oprahism?

Sorry, only ten possible options. What did you want me to do, remove Oprahism?

*laughs* I guess that'll work. Or maybe just add an "other" tab and request that we "others" follow up with explanations :)

*laughs* I guess that'll work. Or maybe just add an "other" tab and request that we "others" follow up with explanations :)
still goes over 10

In his temple at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies dreaming!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

All this poll really is saying is what type of people frequent the NS forums. Sad I know, but we will see day when the strange people take control.

Since when is atheism a religion?

Oxymoron much? :p

Hey! When did they publish the Necronomicon in German?

April 18th, 1923.

But seriously, I'm ashamed to admit that it's from the CoC rulebook, and I couldn't find the English translation and didn't want to offend any Arab speaking people by posting the Arab verses in Latin scripture.

One hell of a rulebook. I really was AFRAID and SCARED while reading it.

Fran

Arda Creationism, more commonly known as Eru-Christianity. But since that was not on the poll, I'll have to go with Atheism.

Also, Cthulhu seems... well... a cool idea, but I wouldn't want to let that kind of religion guide me in life. Bit like Discordianism. I like it, but that's where it ends.

Thirdly, can someone finally tell me how to pronounce that awful string of gibberish? How do you say "mglw"?

Am I the only one who has no idea what the Chthulhu cult is? Who is this person Chthulhu??

I vote for Oprah.

oprah is my god.

All heil Oprah!

Am I the only one who has no idea what the Chthulhu cult is? Who is this person Chthulhu??
Got to bed. Cthulhu will come to you in your dreams.

What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsome waits dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men. A time will come - but I must not and can not think! Let me pray that, if I do not survive thius manuscript, my executors may put caution before audacity and see it meets no other eye

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange eons even death may die

Cthuhlu is one of the great old ones. He lives in his sunken city where the geometry is all wrong and he eats people. This ship called the Vigilant... like only one guys survives. I H.P. Love H.P. Lovecraft!

I actually voted for Catholicism. I'd like to see Christ and Cthuhlu duke it out...

Though if the religion of the lizard people in THE DOOM THAT CAME TO SARNATH were there...

An elder God best described by HP Lovecraft. Not even slightly fictional.

Got to bed. Cthulhu will come to you in your dreams.

:eek: How will I know it is him! Does he have a beard? Is he tall or short? Fat or skinny??? I need to know what to look for...

Sikhism. You get to carry a dagger!

:eek: How will I know it is him! Does he have a beard? Is he tall or short? Fat or skinny??? I need to know what to look for...
Well, you will definately know Cthulhu when you see him.
Cthulhu will be the mind-bendingly enormous one with a bunch of tentacles that's eating people, causing chaos, and generally immanentizing the Eschaton.

Why dont peope like Open Polls! :mad:
I say Atheism although im not Atheist!

:eek: How will I know it is him! Does he have a beard? Is he tall or short? Fat or skinny??? I need to know what to look for...
Have you ever heard of google? It is very useful when trying to figure out normal NSers. They are every so slightly annoying.

You'll know Cthuhlu when he eats your children... He's like big enough to swallow a swede!

Well, you will definately know Cthulhu when you see him.
Cthulhu will be the mind-bendingly enormous one with a bunch of tentacles that's eating people, causing chaos, and generally immanentizing the Eschaton.

Ohhh, so I should look for an octopus?

For realism, I think the world moves towards Islam as the next majority religion, followed by atheism.

Zoroastrianism

Cthuhlu couldn't swallow a Norweigen though

Have you ever heard of google? It is very useful when trying to figure out normal NSers. They are every so slightly annoying.

Yeah, you are right, I should google it. But I doubt I will, and anyways I think I got it now, Cht...uhhh forgot how to spell it, is an octopus who eats children and swedes.

Ohhh, so I should look for an octopus?
Its a moot point really. Your fragile human psyche will snap like a twig long before he devours you.

Yeah, you are right, I should google it. But I doubt I will, and anyways I think I got it now, Cht...uhhh forgot how to spell it, is an octopus who eats children and swedes.
http://www.cthuugle.com/

Cthulhu fhtagn, Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Hah, now try and stop us!

Hastur.. Hastur... Hast...:D

Ok, see the poll options above, pick one. Remember this poll is binding. All other religious points of view will be banned and their adherents will be drown in the sea.

Well, the choice is easy. I chose the most fun and interesting;

Voodoo. :D

Sikhism. You get to carry a dagger!

Join the Shriners. You get to wear a fez, drive those little cars, and carry swords. ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shriners

http://www.cthuugle.com/

I went to the website but every time I typed something in I received one of those pages that said Not Found. Besides, I couldn't understand the language...but thanks anyways!

Yay! So far it looks like we're all going to have to be atheists. I was worried for a second before I voted that I might have to change my anti-religion considering how binding the pact is, but so far I won't have to!

And we get to carry whatever sword or daggers we feel like!

I went to the website but every time I typed something in I received one of those pages that said Not Found. Besides, I couldn't understand the language...but thanks anyways!
Your not welcome.

Your not welcome.

:( Did I offend you? I'm sorry if I did!

:( Did I offend you? I'm sorry if I did!
Yes you deeply offended me!

Yes you deeply offended me!

Well I am sooo sorry! Tell me what I said that offended you, because I honestly did not mean it.... :confused:

Well I am sooo sorry! Tell me what I said that offended you, because I honestly did not mean it.... :confused:
april foools

april foools

hahaha, you got me! That was a lame one though...you could do better ;)

Because this is a binding poll I need inform people that the principles of the Baha'i Faith are now after 160 years incorparated into most modern government. There are more than I care to list here,but a few are elimination of all kinds of prejudice, equality of women and men, elimination of extremes of wealth and poverty, universal education.

Two people voted Baha'i, who is the other one?

MUMBO JUMBO WILL VOODOO YOU......
or myrthism, That would be fun. :rolleyes:

So many non-believers. Cthulhu will be angry.

So many non-believers. Cthulhu will be angry.
Don't worry, they'll be eaten last :)

So many non-believers. Cthulhu will be angry.

You know, I am getting slightly annoyed with these cryptic messages. Just tell me who the guy is already!! Actually, nevermind, I don't care, I've gone on this long without hearing about him...I think I'll live.

You know, I am getting slightly annoyed with these cryptic messages. Just tell me who the guy is already!! Actually, nevermind, I don't care, I've gone on this long without hearing about him...I think I'll live.
google is your friend ;)

You know, I am getting slightly annoyed with these cryptic messages. Just tell me who the guy is already!! Actually, nevermind, I don't care, I've gone on this long without hearing about him...I think I'll live.
http://esr.ibiblio.org/graphics/cthulhu01.jpg

I did provide a link on page 2

http://esr.ibiblio.org/graphics/cthulhu01.jpg

I did provide a link on page 2

Sorry, I didn't see it. Anyways, I am happy because I was right!!! IT IS AN OCTOPUS!!!!

Sorry, I didn't see it. Anyways, I am happy because I was right!!! IT IS AN OCTOPUS!!!!
Sort of, not really. Just resembles one.

you forgot paganism. I ain't votin'.

Sort of, not really. Just resembles one.

OH...and just when I thought I had it all figured out.... :confused: