NationStates Jolt Archive

The Pope dies...

He goes to heaven, and after being met by the reception comitee, he decides he wants to rear every version of the bible since the beginning.

After years of learning all the languages, he begins reading all the versions...

After some time there is a scream from the library...

The angels go in and ask him what the matter is....

"They forgot an "R""... he says, his head falling, "It was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"

Funny ehe...

I don't have a pope joke, but close...

A Biker dies and goes to heaven. At the gate st. Peter(?) is waiting.
Peter: "You can't come here with a harley." The Biker is disapointed. but
desides to throw the bike away... Then Peter says: "you can't come with that
long hair and a beard, it's not suitable..." The biker's is getting pissed, but he goes to
a barber and cuts his hair and beard.
Peter: "You can't come with that leather jacket" Now the biker is really pissed.
He waits for a moment and asks: "If I can't come with a long hair, beard, leather jacket
and a Harley, why is there a guy exactly like that behind you?"
Peter: "Well he is the owners son"