NationStates Jolt Archive

Terry Schiavo (haven't heard that name enough), Frank Purdue, Mitch Hedberg, and now the Pope. What's going on here? It's like death's working overtime this week.

Nope, sorry, can't do that.

*dies*

Don't forget the impending demise of Jerry Falwell (though I'm not too sure anyone cares) and the death of Cochrane.

Haven't you heard?

Death is now on performance related pay.

Maybe Deaths working overtime to get some money together for a holiday :D

I bet he wishes his dad was still dead

(if you seen family guy you will know what I mean)

You should know that the death of Hunter Thompson and Mitch Hedberg mark the breaking of the first seal of the Zombie Apocalypse.

You know, with all the money that we spend on medical research the mortality rate on this planet is still 100%. You'd think by now with all the money and hard work we'd be able to save at least a small percentage of people suffering from death. At least develop a treatment that minimizes the symptoms. Something.

ask an embalmer. Death always works overtime, and at inconvient hours. i had to pick up a hospice patient at three am.

Don't forget the impending demise of Jerry Falwell (though I'm not too sure anyone cares) and the death of Cochrane.
Heh, speaking of Cochrane http://www.filthylies.net/ Awesome comic about his afterlife.