NationStates Jolt Archive

Along the lines of April Fools...

I'll start...


CanuckHeaven becomes American citizen, and enlists in the Marines as an interrogator to go help Bush and Cheney defeat terrorism!

bump

Well I know it any easy one but....Jesussaves becomes atheist/islamic/satanist.

Myrth posts a fluffle

pirate are you ACTUALLY on a boat? :eek:

Tink grows a beard and becomes a nun.

;)

WL renounces firearms as evil, states the Kleck study is flawed (And finds a real flaw in it, too.), and promptly decommisions all of his weapons.

Rev Phelps emmigrates to Sweeden and comes out of the closet. :fluffle:

Lunatic Goofballs becomes a tax accountant.

I become straight.

Neo Cannen comes out of the closet, marches in a gay pride parade, and becomes a Muslim

Caelta becomes a leader in the civil rights movement.

Skapedroe joins the Republican Party, gets an MBA and becomes part of Halliburton's board of directors.

Keruvalia becomes a strict born-again christian and denounces Islam as a satanic international criminal conspiracy.

Letila becomes a capitalist.

Drunk commies and Legless Pirates become mods

this is a good thread

Random Kingdom becomes a psychotic dictatorship, leaves the UN and declares war on all commies.

The British constitutional monarchy and democracy swap places. I.e. the Queen is in charge and Tony Blair and the Westminster system only do the honours list.

Burger King develops a right-handed whopper.

Cough medicines start working.

Microsoft goes bankrupt and Linux becomes the dominant OS.

The Hitler Jugend becomes an Orthodox Jew and chairs a U.S. national committee on aid to Africa.

Max Barry (violet?) stops writing novels and becomes a great artist.

[NS]Ein Deutscher and Von Witzleben combine forces to create a USA (Under Bush) Fan Club.

Cat-Tribe becomes a born-again Christian working for a Right-To-Life group

JCalvin tosses his Bible aside and says "You know, all I really want is a joint and a blowjob from a hooker."

Keruvalia becomes a strict born-again christian and denounces Islam as a satanic international criminal conspiracy.
i could make him do that.

VoteEarly joins the NAACP.

i could make him do that.
? Is he a puppet of yours or something?

impossible conversion #1- i stop being sullen, sarcastic, snarky and sexually-overt.

impossible conversion #2- steph and zepp come back to the forums, kiss every americans ass, then move to washington DC to work for our government.

#3 all of america bashers on this forum get some sense.

? Is he a puppet of yours or something?
figuratively speaking ;)

The Hitler Jugend becomes an Orthodox Jew and chairs a U.S. national committee on aid to Africa.
better yet, he falls in love with me.

Drunk commies and Legless Pirates become mods
*dreams get shattered*
This forum needs a Jolly Modger

Eutrusca admits his 30 year man-crush for John Kerry.

#3 all of america bashers on this forum get some sense.

Occidio Multus and Michael Moore get together and form Al-Qaeda America.

Whispering Legs trades in his guns for a tamborine and becomes a Hari Krishna.

Whispering Legs trades in his guns for a tamborine and becomes a Hari Krishna. read page two. you are not allowed to have thoughts or reasoning of of your own. you are my puppet.

read page two. you are not allowed to have thoughts or reasoning of of your own. you are my puppet.

Oooooh ... I wondered where these strings came from. Ya know, they make it really hard to shower. :p

Lunatic Goofballs becomes a tax accountant.

:eek:

Occidio Multus and Michael Moore get together and form Al-Qaeda America.
if michael moore was good looking, and al quaeda was interesting in also blowing up mexico- i just may do it. ;)

The Soft Machines beat the Half @$$ Monkey Boys in the first week of NS Fantasy Baseball.

Oooooh ... I wondered where these strings came from. Ya know, they make it really hard to shower. :p
i didnt mean marrionette. i meant HAND PUPPET. :D

Skapedroe begins a thread without copy-pasting from democracynow or moveon.

On a sidenote i respect skap and routinely have lengthly conversations with him on AIM...wish he would egt back on......me wants to talk about picureanism again skap

On another note..i found a new smiley!!!! :upyours:

i didnt mean marrionette. i meant HAND PUPPET. :D


0_o

The Soft Machines beat the Half @$$ Monkey Boys in the first week of NS Fantasy Baseball.

ROFL! Good one. :D

i didnt mean marrionette. i meant HAND PUPPET. :D

You must have long arms. I'm very tall. ;)

0_o
what does that mean? really.

You must have long arms. I'm very tall. ;)
thats shouldnt matter. if i am sitting on the floor, and reach up...i should have no problems controlling you.

sorry for the hijack. but you know it turned you on.

i didnt mean marrionette. i meant HAND PUPPET. :D
OH GOD MY BRAIN! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Lunatic Goofballs becomes owner of a funeral parlor.

Ricky Williams gives up marijuana to play pro football.

thats shouldnt matter. if i am sitting on the floor, and reach up...i should have no problems controlling you.

sorry for the hijack. but you know it turned you on.

Alright, lets try and not get too into the mechanics of this.

God help you if I get a mental image.

Alright, lets try and not get too into the mechanics of this.

God help you if I get a mental image.
question is, do i want or need the help? :D

Super Power graduates, and during his liberal-laden college education, goes completely, raging Pinko. He drops out, starts smoking Gauloises and moves to Gay-Paris.

He becomes a starving artist surviving on handouts alone.

question is, do i want or need the help? :D

No ... but a little lube next time would be nice. :p

improbable conversion.

Vitto--- AHEM!!!!!!!!! i mean, Internet Tough Guy passes that important test, stays off NS, and stops leering at the screen all day.

BTW- this is a very very good thread. best in a long time.

No ... but a little lube next time would be nice. :p
there is no hiding it. are we in trouble or what, doc?

occidio suddenly stops giving people mental images of her sticking her hands were they VERY MUCH DON'T BELONG, and becomes a lesbian. who hates sex, and is only in it for the emotional side of things.

Lunatic Goofballs becomes owner of a funeral parlor.

Ooh! Interpretive corpse poses! :D

improbable conversion.

Vitto--- AHEM!!!!!!!!! i mean, Internet Tough Guy passes that important test, stays off NS, and stops leering at the screen all day.

BTW- this is a very very good thread. best in a long time.

That certainly is improbable.

But I did already passed that important test (I think), and now I am not doing a portfolio theory project that is do next week.

Nation States will be a required course study for all Political Science majors.




sidenote:
Well next time I see Vitto...ahem....I'm going to call him a doo doo head for not answering my tg over a week ago...... I was trying to help him study for his test.

Ooh! Interpretive corpse poses! :D
i could help you with that.

occidio suddenly stops giving people mental images of her sticking her hands were they VERY MUCH DON'T BELONG, and becomes a lesbian. who hates sex, and is only in it for the emotional side of things.
wait. i wasnt sticking them any where. just wrapping them around something. and that , by the way, is the very most impossible conversion.

Nation States will be a required course study for all Political Science majors.




sidenote:
Well next time I see Vitto...ahem....I'm going to call him a doo doo head for not answering my tg over a week ago...... I was trying to help him study for his test.

Vitto is gone, his password is scrambled and lost forever. If you wanted to send me a TG, I could...uh....make sure he gets it.

wait. i wasnt sticking them any where. just wrapping them around something. and that , by the way, is the very most impossible conversion.
ok, see that was unclear. i, and several others, i daresay, was under the distinct impression that you were elbow deep in our boy there, and, well. that was gross.

WL defends left wing ideology

How about "these boards become full of thought-provoking topics, with respectful posts by each and every contributor?"
:rolleyes:

Heh. ^_^

How about "these boards become full of thought-provoking topics, with respectful posts by each and every contributor?"
:rolleyes:

Heh. ^_^


umm....ewww.

umm....ewww.

It would make things rather boring, come to think.

How about "these boards become full of thought-provoking topics, with respectful posts by each and every contributor?"
:rolleyes:

Heh. ^_^
ARENT THEY?? these boards are representative of conversations so funny, interesting, thought provoking, surprising , maddening, informative, and awe inspiring that we can all only dream of having on real life on a daily basis.
dont knock it.

ok, see that was unclear. i, and several others, i daresay, was under the distinct impression that you were elbow deep in our boy there, and, well. that was gross. there are certain things you CAN PUT PAST ME> and anything involving the colon is one. clear that misunderstanding up for me, nick. because that is just BAD>

wait. i wasnt sticking them any where. just wrapping them around something. and that , by the way, is the very most impossible conversion.

You can if you believe you can. The only thing impossible is limitation. :D Oh, and I have avacado dip!

there are certain things you CAN PUT PAST ME> and anything involving the colon is one. clear that misunderstanding up for me, nick. because that is just BAD>
you called him a hand puppet. if that's not sufficient, then perhaps you ought to get online.

You can if you believe you can. The only thing impossible is limitation. :D Oh, and I have avacado dip!
like i said. we are in trouble.

I don't know too many people on here very well, so forgive me if I'm way off base, but:

Suklaa joins the feminist movement.

[NS]Commando3 takes a philosophy course and becomes a liberal Wiccan.

WhisperingLegs goes into a coma and wakes up as a right-wing, gun-toting, pantheistic authoritarian.

It would make things rather boring, come to think.
Like the whole Demon Headmaster thing

like i said. we are in trouble.

Of the finest kind!

kahta becomes a rap star.

Servus Dei becomes socialist - he stops saying that "Jorge Boosh is an evil leftist" and denounces him as a neoconservative

Metric is replaced with Imperial.

Britain scraps the pound and accepts the Euro.

George W. Bush has war declared on him.

Sunshine is found in the British Islands.

Northern Island finally gets PEACE!

This forum actually gets interesting. -- How did that get in there?

Psycho Retards 8 re-appears somehow and never spams again. -- Note to Mods: I do not endorse this guy's n00bishness and am glad he's been forumbanned

The left-handed Whopper is finally sold in BK shops.

The right-handed Whopper is thrown in the bin. -- How did these get in here?

April Fools' Day passes without a single prank.

I actually come up with a good conversion.

kahta becomes a rap star.
and becomes my other husband, in addition to Hitler Jugend.

Gry/dram to meter/gallon

(This'd be more accurate if I had my pharmecutical desk reference here, but I think that comes out either about even or 1 to 10. I'd call that pretty damned improbable.)

(Yes, I'm a dork.)

I drop my computer science major and study philosophy.

Oh, wait, I did that last spring,

Coverting from agnosticism to Catholicism

the threads about gays and religion will never exceed ten pages.
neo anarchists stops knowing EVERYTHING about ANYTHING :)

Dempublicents1 subscribes [to] the less popular "Earth was created by a magical penguin" theory of origin.

Fass becomes an American senator, and makes his life work to pass legislation that replaces the first ten ammendments with the ten commandments.