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A few weeks ago, I purchased a copy of Das Kapital, deciding, "If I must battle the enemy, first I must know the enemy and how he thinks." I flipped through a few pages, thought, Meh, and read on...and I was enthralled. Capitalism is indeed a ferocious beast that must be slain. It is unjust, oppressive, imperialistic, and based on nothing but greed and exploitation. I was literally moved to tears by this beautiful tome. I have been converted to the true path to enlightenment, Marxism-Leninism. I hereby recant all previous denunciations of this wonderful faith. I hereby dedicate my life to the proletarian struggle. Working men of the world, unite!





























April Fools!

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I came in with the intention of saying 'april fools was yesterday' before I even got to reading the thread. Then I remembered in some backwater parts of the world it might still be yesterday before midday :p

Oh, noes... Not RB! Not another commie! :eek:

Oh, noes... Not RB! Not another commie! :eek:

I hope you read the last line in my post. :D

I hope you read the last line in my post. :D
I did, but only after pissing my shorts first.

Cool!!! Communism seems to be hip again. I'll convert as well.

Cool!!! Communism seems to be hip again. I'll convert as well.

Me too. Let's go beat up an evil businessman and redistribute his belongings.

Me too. Let's go beat up an evil businessman and redistribute his belongings.

And let's liquidate all intellectuals! :p

marxism and leninism are completly different things

And let's liquidate all intellectuals! :p
That shouldn't take long at all.

Me too. Let's go beat up an evil businessman and redistribute his belongings.
Cool. I'll take his credit card and any cash he might have on him. You can take his car. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!

Cool. I'll take his credit card and any cash he might have on him. You can take his car. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!

Actually, in the interest of complete socialist justice, I suggest we redistribute each object equally between us. You can have half a credit card and some of the car parts.

Actually, in the interest of complete socialist justice, I suggest we redistribute each object equally between us. You can have half a credit card and some of the car parts.
Alright. I'll take the car and you the keys then.

That was an obvious April Fool - reading Das Kapital would never convert anyone to Marxism, its far too dull. If you knew your sh*t you would have said The Communist Manifesto. Oh well, maybe next year.

Alright. I'll take the car and you the keys then.

That's not good enough, I demand an equal share of the car. Pass me the hack saw.

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Marx didn't know what he was doing. He has subverted more than half the worlds population into unberable poverty. Communism and socialism should be done away with immediately, they only cause suffering.

My unexpected conversion!

I am now... (drum roll) a fascist!

Kill those damn commies!
Stuff the war with Farmina, from now on, Random Kingdom is going to be a psychotic dictatorship!

Anyone else than me sucks bigtime!
Love is for idiots!
Down with Marxism!
Healthcare is a waste of time!

APRIL FOOL (after 12, so I'm the fool)

meh.......that had me scared for a second....

Marx didn't know what he was doing. He has subverted more than half the worlds population into unberable poverty. Communism and socialism should be done away with immediately, they only cause suffering.

I know, this was supposed to be a joke. ;)

i was kinda hoping it wasn't april fools day ;)

marxism and leninism are completly different things

Why? Because only Lenin realised that attaining the communist dream would involve murdering lots of people?

Hahahah, thank god its april fools!