NationStates Jolt Archive

What the hell was that page that popped up when logging in about national security and that it goes against so and so.. and if you have used this site expect to be contacted? Was this a joke?

No, the Department of Homeland Security has already arrived at my home. Please pray for me.

Oh for fucks sake...

What the hell was that page that popped up when logging in about national security and that it goes against so and so.. and if you have used this site expect to be contacted? Was this a joke?

Do you know what today is? Its the 1st of April...

You never know..



But .. ok.. so it was a joke.


I don;t put things like that happening to far away. Maybe I'm just a paranoid conspiracy theorist.. no I'm not.

also.. on a lighter note .. I drank New Castle tonight.. without any other beer on my taste buds.. its pretty good beer. I'd rank it up there with Guinness.

Do you know what today is? Its the 1st of April...


Hell no I didn't, I thought it was still March. :rolleyes:

OK. I have to go with the dark suited men for awhile, a cop's waiting for me... cya.

OK. I have to go with the dark suited men for awhile, a cop's waiting for me... cya.


Men in Black?

No, Men in 'a nice navy pinstripe'. They are the not so threatening sister agency.

They abduct people who think they've seen method in Dubyah's madness.

I don't know what it was, but I have to go know. I nice man in a suit said he had candy in his car. Yummie!

liked the 1984 touch :D

I don't know what it was, but I have to go know. I nice man in a suit said he had candy in his car. Yummie!
I heard that before...... My ass hurt for a week :(

Errrr.....I need to announce that....I might not be able to go on here for a while due to....unforseen circumstanditja;ayamrt

This member has been taken by the DHS for questioning. Please stay calm.

I take it similar threads to this have been all over the forums today? This is the first time I've got on.

I dont know......the goverment keeps people under tention and bans anything hat would "support" terrorists. If the National Security did this, I wouldnt be suprised not even the slightest. But since its 1st of April, I know it was all a joke.

Looks that way. Was first time I came on in a few days. Didn't know it was Aprils Fools day.

again the beer is good

I was seriously scared when I saw that Blue Screen. It was the best joke ever!!!
I've printed myself out a copy of it, and might frame it. That would be cool.

I was seriously scared when I saw that Blue Screen. It was the best joke ever!!!
I've printed myself out a copy of it, and might frame it. That would be cool.


I didnt doubt it when I saw it.. I mean I thought about it being a f'ing joke.. but I didnt count out the fact that it could actually happen.. them banning a site I mean. Not neccessarily them coming to my home.

It was kind of funny, though... I should have taken a screenshot when I could have. :D

What the hell was that page that popped up when logging in about national security and that it goes against so and so.. and if you have used this site expect to be contacted? Was this a joke?

:eek: I know, it scared the life outta me before I read this thread and realised. . . . . .

Its the 1st of April...

Then I calmed down a bit :D.

Seriously though, that has to be one of the best ever. . . .

I've printed myself out a copy of it, and might frame it.

. . . . . . which is why I'm doing the same. Could come in handy for next year :p

No, the Department of Homeland Security has already arrived at my home. Please pray for me.

"Me, too"...*screams* "Oh God no, please!!!"

*Men in white suits grab Izumi and drag her out the door*

"Wait, all my fellow NSers must know!! The only way to trigger the Doomday lever issu-"

*silence, sound of car driving away in the background*

am I the only one who noticed 'Homeworld' security instead of 'Homeland'? It threw me off at first, but then I rememberd what day it was, and what happened last year, too...

There was a last year? Sweet Zombie Jesus! :eek:

"Me, too"...*screams* "Oh God no, please!!!"

*Men in white suits grab Izumi and drag her out the door*

"Wait, all my fellow NSers must know!! The only way to trigger the Doomday lever issu-"

*silence, sound of car driving away in the background*
i can hear this.. wait a minuate i have no speakers!!! :eek: hey who are you??? why the ugly suits... don't you know white is last years look!!! you freaks

*get bunged in the car too*

no get off....hey! how did you get to brittion so soon??

what are you doing here Th Great Otaku...

I absolutely LOVED the last part that was taken from "1984" by Orwell.

Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. War is Peace.

This is i think, THE MOST PERFECT april fool's joke that couold possibly have existed on nationstates.

I compliment the creator on his/her creativity and willingness to actually scare the heck out of people (like me)

am I the only one who noticed 'Homeworld' security instead of 'Homeland'? It threw me off at first, but then I rememberd what day it was, and what happened last year, too...

That wasn't what twigged with me. I read straight past that and began to wonder..... then I saw the 'Continue to NationStates.net' and the 'War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery' quotes from Nineteen Eighty-Four.

Very clever, although I saw it at 12:30 so technically the joke's on them. :P

I dont know......the goverment keeps people under tention and bans anything hat would "support" terrorists. If the National Security did this, I wouldnt be suprised not even the slightest. But since its 1st of April, I know it was all a joke.

Homeworld Security does not even exist.. :headbang:

April Fools.

I assume the "blue screen" was put there by the site operator, not hacked on by someone unrelated to Nation States. That's not good. I don't come here to be propagandized, even as an April Fool's joke.

What the hell was that page that popped up when logging in about national security and that it goes against so and so.. and if you have used this site expect to be contacted? Was this a joke?

APRIL FOOLS, but it fooled me too so you are not alone, I actually did a search for that department online. Turned up to be legit...in the show STARGATE lol

I like it though lol

The Freedom Police are on the watch.

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

Now let's hear a nice chant, shall we?

M-B! M-B! M-B!

eh lighten up lol *throws a homeworld pie at Eichorn*
duck!!! quack

I was scared just incase they banned nationstates! I don't know what I'd do without it...

Oh yeah, its April fools day.... Guh... hehe, but its 12:45 here in UK so, jokes on NS ;)

I was scared just incase they banned nationstates! I don't know what I'd do without it...

get a girlfriend/ boyfriend/ vegitable/ sheep/ animal/ human/ mineral?

just covering the basics.... :D

I was totally taken in till I saw the Orwell quote then I laughed my ass off. Well done cheered up an otherwise grey day in The Wick just what is needed more fun. Also Newcastle brown ale is one of the finest beers ever. Try Amber if you can it is also lovely just lighter if you want any other beers of the UK to try let me know and I'll post you a list Newcastle Brown ale is known in Newcastle as The Dog because it's 'The Dog's Bollock's' :D (meaning rather good actually)

i saw no crazy blue screen :(

Anyone have the screen saved that would be willing to post it on the forum?
I'm sitting in Iraq right now, I figured a Stealth Bomber in Black would be dropping a bomb on me right about n-

KABOOM!

No-one seems to have noticed today's UN ranking name.

Second most likely to be deleted today in my region! Also, curious that the least likely nations to be deleted (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/76010/page=world/start=129800) are all Nazis. MOD CONSPIRICY!

That was perfect!

I was worried up until I saw the Orwell quote :D

*Screenshot

Kudos for quite an interesting April's Fools =)

My first reaction was to believe that some creative little NS bugger had hacked the server, with a rather amusing little RPing of their own. Indeed, I've only ever heard of Homeworld in SG, and I don't think we've arrived at that level of censorship just yet (although who knows, we are in some ways progressing towards that general direction).