NationStates Jolt Archive

exactly one year ago today (back in the day when fun was allowed) the mods played the best april fool's prank possible, they gave us Forum 7. So today we must celebrate all the fun we had back then as well as grieve the terrible loss when they took it away from us :(



*sacrifices TPE*

*offers the cup of blood he lost due to severe hand stab gash*

I want to know (Don't sacrafice me tink...although I could become your slave ;) if you want) what the hell it was!

OI!
tink... ur a day late:

the temple was made nearly 24 hours ago...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408984

I want to know (Don't sacrafice me tink...although I could become your slave ;-) if you want) what the hell it was!
:rolleyes: ages and ages ago there was a lot of talk about a secret mod forum because before Jolt all the forums were forum1 forum2 etc in the address bar but 7 was missing, so on April Fool's day last year the mods gave us a forum 7 (although in the address it was actually forum13) and they let it stay for quite a while. It was a slightly spammy forum i guess, it was full of temples to the mods, sacrifices, conspiracy theories and quote pyramids and stuff like that, it was so much fun :(

*sacrifices a whole herd of goats...*
Oh great and powerful Mods... we beseech thee to allow us the fun and educational pleasure of Word Games... (the activities... not the poster.)

word games are for fools... temples to the mods will set you free

OI!
tink... ur a day late:

the temple was made nearly 24 hours ago...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408984
damn Aussies and their being in the future


and why am i not on the list?!

and today is like our anniversary Lapse! Forum 7 was when i first started talking to you, well actually it wasn't so much talking as you trying to kill me, but HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I was there too... but I lurked a lot as well... which is what I do a lot. Hence my just over 1k posts and being over a year old with this nation

:rolleyes: ages and ages ago there was a lot of talk about a secret mod forum because before Jolt all the forums were forum1 forum2 etc in the address bar but 7 was missing, so on April Fool's day last year the mods gave us a forum 7 (although in the address it was actually forum13) and they let it stay for quite a while. It was a slightly spammy forum i guess, it was full of temples to the mods, sacrifices, conspiracy theories and quote pyramids and stuff like that, it was so much fun :(

Nice....

...and I'm not a slave either! :D

*sacrifices TPE*
:mad:

:mad:
You're dead :rolleyes:

*sacrifices TPE again, just to be sure*

Nice....

...and I'm not a slave either! :D
yes you are

I sacrifice moi! :D

*jumps off roof*

Wewtz, I'm okay!

:mad:
sorry dear, no hard feelings eh?

*sacrifices Legless Pirates*


*sets thread on fire*

yes you are

Oh well treat me well eh? ;)

You're dead :rolleyes:

*sacrifices TPE again, just to be sure*
*sacrifices LP*

*sacrifices self*


*sacrifices some Double Doubles from In-n-Out for the mods to eat and accidentally hit the big red button that says "bring back forum 7"*

:eek:
*runs from thread before people find out exactly how many ways there are to skinning a cat.* (|).(|)

we need some good conspiracies... if I wasn't too tired I could think up some.


anyways, Hay solamente uno

*is glad that the TPE sacrificed was just a clone*

:p

*teleports out*

shame on you all and your pathetic wannabe temple. you have nothing on thew origional!!!!

sorry dear, no hard feelings eh?
sorry. hard feelings anyway. :(

we need some good conspiracies... if I wasn't too tired I could think up some.


anyways, Hay solamente uno
I'm not good at conspiracies, where's The Smoking Man when you need him?

*sets teleporter on fire*


*sets thread on fire again for good measure*



*sets good measure on fire*


*sacrifices another TPE clone*

sorry. hard feelings anyway. :(Then take a cold shower... this isn't THAT kinda thread... :D

shame on you all and your pathetic wannabe temple. you have nothing on thew origional!!!!
you didn't mention me in your original so it sucks

And what was forum 7 anyway?

And what was forum 7 anyway?

AHH!!! It is the Anti Forum 7!!!!

sorry. hard feelings anyway. :(
*sacrifices TPE for being whiny*


*yells at the dead body*
APRIL'S FOOL!

you didn't mention me in your original so it sucks
it was late/.. and youdidnt mention anyone

could i suggest the mods merge the topics?

And what was forum 7 anyway?
i already explained!

AHH!!! It is the Anti Forum 7!!!!
No, silly. I'm just curious.

it was late/.. and youdidnt mention anyone

could i suggest the mods merge the topics?
only cause i have a horrible memory and i only remember you and Enerica and GV and DF

*sacrifices TPE for being whiny*


*yells at the dead body*
APRIL'S FOOL!
:rolleyes:

*shrugs*

it was late/.. and youdidnt mention anyone

could i suggest the mods merge the topics?

Fascinating. But no one will ever believe it.

:rolleyes:

*shrugs*
Strange muscle reflexes..... :confused:

word games are for fools... temples to the mods will set you free
Indeed... not to mention giving you magical powers.
*sacrifices Kwas to the Mods*

*sets self on fire*


oh by the way, I am definitally not Max Barry. definitally.


now build me... i mean Max.. more temples!

Indeed... not to mention giving you magical powers.
*sacrifices Kwas to the Mods*
:eek: :eek: :eek: where did you come from?! havn't seen you post in aaaaaaaaaaaaaages

GOPHERSS!!!!

quick...over to teh real temple, we need you there for the service....

now, we need Liberal monsters, and TAR

GOPHERSS!!!!

quick...over to teh real temple, we need you there for the service....

now, we need Liberal monsters, and TARi miss TAR :(

:eek: :eek: :eek: where did you come from?! havn't seen you post in aaaaaaaaaaaaaages

coincidence that he shows up and posts now..... I THINK NOT!


*sacrifices demonic gophers*

coincidence that he shows up and posts now..... I THINK NOT!


*sacrifices demonic gophers*
*gasp*

that... is... the... unltimate... insult...

DG is teh most holy of teh holy priests... he is holier than a colinder!!!

Thou shalt be smited. Please make your way to the real temple to be sacraficed...

*sacrifices Lapse*

*sacrifices Lapse*Ha!... that's what you get for trying to hurt Tinks!

bah, tinks and her newbie brigade is nothing compared to the power of the old folks...

Ha!... that's what you get for trying to hurt Tinks!
*sacrifices Nekone*

No shouting in the temple

*sacrifices Nekone*

No shouting in the temple[whispers] oh well... one life down... 8 to go...

bah, tinks and her newbie brigade is nothing compared to the power of the old folks...
just cause you're an old grandpa doesn't mean i'm a newbie!

*sacrifices Nekone*

*Takes pelt off of Nekone 9 (counting down) and makes a nice cloak for High Priestess Tinks.*

*Takes pelt off of Nekone 9 (counting down) and makes a nice cloak for High Priestess Tinks.*
:eek:

I want one

*sacrifices Nekone*

just cause you're an old grandpa doesn't mean i'm a newbie!
but your newbie brigade is

*hobbles off with walking stick*
*grumbles about children these days*

but your newbie brigade is

*hobbles off with walking stick*
*grumbles about children these days*
you're just jealous cause newbies love me as well as some of the oldies

*steals walking stick*

you're just jealous cause newbies love me as well as some of the oldies

*steals walking stick*
exactly

in another year, you will be me

*shakes fist at insolent youngster*

:eek:

I want one

*sacrifices Nekone*[Sigh] :( *nekone 7 gets pelt off of Nekone 8...
while putting it on LP...*

*Sacrifices LP*

exactly

in another year, you will be me

*shakes fist at insolent youngster*eewwwww. Tinks is gonna be Lapse??? Ewwwwwww!

exactly

in another year, you will be me

*shakes fist at insolent youngster*
except i'll still be loved by newbies :p

except i'll still be loved by newbies :p
bahh, they all turn old, crabby and senile like me..

[Sigh] :( *nekone 7 gets pelt off of Nekone 8...
while putting it on LP...*

*Sacrifices LP*
*Legless Skeleton makes an LP-coat for Nekone*

bahh, they all turn old, crabby and senile like me..
*sigh* well I'm only 6months behind you so i guess i don't have long to go, how long have you been like this?

*sigh* well I'm only 6months behind you so i guess i don't have long to go, how long have you been like this?
6 months :P

6 months :P
lol

Perhaps it is time we brought back the smoking man by force.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/590000/images/_592228_x-filesman150.jpg

Perhaps it is time we brought back the smoking man by force.

http://www.tvacres.com/images/cigsmoke2.jpg
I checked for the nation and it no longer exists :(

Perhaps it is time we brought back the smoking man by force.

http://www.tvacres.com/images/cigsmoke2.jpg
The power of broken links

We should begin in forum seven style by theorising who Violets true nation, it has to be someone from the Nationstates or general forum, that much is clear.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/590000/images/_592228_x-filesman150.jpg

I checked for the nation and it no longer exists :(
The Former Smoking Man is in the Forum 7 region.

what is his nations name? Lets force him back into activity, I will attempt to take up the crown, but I will never be as good as the smoking man. :(

what is his nations name? Lets force him back into activity, I will attempt to take up the crown, but I will never be as good as the smoking man. :(
The Former Smoking Man is his nation's name. It's in the Forum 7 region.