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Yeah yeah we all know about the cool prank Admin has played about us on NS, I like the symbol but has anyone else done any cool pranks?

I replaced the Coffee in my Grandfather's coffee pot with dirt once... he wasn't very happy about that :rolleyes:

...this april fools joke sucks.

NS could have done it better...I mean, putting "Continue on to NationStates" is a dead giveaway that it was a prank- if a Site is shut down, you wouldn't be able to "continue to it". They should have put "please submit here for questioning" instead of what they have now.

Also, looking at it again, it's "The Department of Homeland Security" (and, for the record, I'm Canadian). Man, they got sloppy. ;)

I've never tried any April Fool's jokes myself, though I've been part of one...my French teacher decided to pull a prank on my eighth grade teacher and turn all the desks around. That I enjoyed.

The best thing ever ever ever ever. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Britannica_takeover_of_Wikimedia)


'nuff said.

Wait... it's probably already posted nearby. Tough.

I did a spittake when I saw that. I was about ready to purge my hard drive and run for the hills when I realized it was a prank. BEST. APRIL. FOOL'S. JOKE. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah yeah we all know about the cool prank Admin has played about us on NS, I like the symbol but has anyone else done any cool pranks?

Actually...

Any U.S. Citizen knows it is fake, the Eagle Head is facing the wrong direction!

We all know that, when at War, the Eagle Head faces the Arrows, not the Olive Branch, and we are currently at War...

Regards,
Gaar

EDIT: Ok, ok... It's "HomeWORLD and not HomeLAND... I get it now! ;)

http://www.little-gamers.com/

I'm about to go set up my traditionals (preggers or no preggers, MOM WILL BE PRANKED)

It's just past midnight here

-steal all the toilet paper
-probably some food replacement

Yeah yeah we all know about the cool prank Admin has played about us on NS, I like the symbol but has anyone else done any cool pranks?
what prank? got a link?

1 thing people: A prank or joke is ok as long as it stops at that joke or prank.
I'm really getting fed up with all the idiots who believe they are original and funny when they pull of pranks all day long.

Just my opinion, which is also that of many others. I pull of stuff everyday with different people, i dont need a special day for that. Besides almost everyone expects you to do something

Also, looking at it again, it's "The Department of Homeland Security" (and, for the record, I'm Canadian). Man, they got sloppy. ;)

That was intentional seeing as it's rather illegal to impersonate the Department of Homeland Security.

All I am doing for today is my sites (see sig). Other than that. I am going to sleep for 2 days, and come back and see what news was actually real, so I don't have to bother with April Fools Day nonsense

I'm confused, admin played a prank on us? :confused:

That was intentional seeing as it's rather illegal to impersonate the Department of Homeland Security.

Okay, I'll give that one to you.

That was intentional seeing as it's rather illegal to impersonate the Department of Homeland Security.

You could say that you weren't "really" trying to impersonate, since your servers are clearly in the UK and there is nothing stopping you guys from starting "your own" HomeLAND Security Dept., is there? ;)

But I guess it's probably not a good idea to even "have" to have a discussion like that, so well done! :p

Regards,
Gaar

I thought it was pretty good. I almost bought it. ;)

I'm confused, admin played a prank on us? :confused:

My thoughts exactly, see what you get for being logged in all night long? I delt with my issues for yesterday then logged into the forums, I've been on the forums for hours, I stopped looking, I come back, and wow, look, details on a hot new prank I ain't see yet -.-

lol

My thoughts exactly, see what you get for being logged in all night long? I delt with my issues for yesterday then logged into the forums, I've been on the forums for hours, I stopped looking, I come back, and wow, look, details on a hot new prank I ain't see yet -.-

lol
I only came on like an hour ago, I didn't notice any prank :confused:

-steal all the toilet paper
LAXATIVES!!!

I think we should all take a moment to remember forum 7, since it was a whole year ago today that we were blessed with its presence

:( :( :( :(

Max april fools joke sucks. Funny as hell but sucks. I was furious when I saw the words forbidden. THen I read the page. IT was funny.
:sniper: :D :sniper: :D

*sniff* i miss forum 7


whichevermod brings it back gets the biggest temple.. and sacrifices

*sniff* i miss forum 7


whichevermod brings it back gets the biggest temple.. and sacrifices
:( :( I miss it too

at first I thought it said "Department of Homeland Security" and I almost pissed my pants. Then I looked again and I just laughed my....well...you know what I mean...had me laughing like Hank Hill....

and as for the Americans knowing about the Eagle facing the right way...that sounds like something they would ask on street smarts that nobody would know....chances are most people DON'T know that, or that they have seen the occurence but never knew it was an all-time thing. I know I didn't look at the eagle head for proof...I mean what the heck is "Homeworld Security"?

what's forum 7?

What's forum 7!? BLASPHEMY! or something.


look! We even have our first sacrifice!

What's forum 7!? BLASPHEMY! or something.


look! We even have our first sacrifice!
well if we can't have forum 7, we can at least have a temple to it

*runs away to build temple*

quote pyramid to start it off with!


it wouldn't be the same on a VB forum... no quote pyramids.... other changes... less bacon

quote pyramid to start it off with!


it wouldn't be the same on a VB forum... no quote pyramids.... other changes... less bacon
you could do quote pyramids, it would jut be a bit more difficult

I've been watching the News this morning seeing that the Pope is close to death and been thinking it's April Fools Day...

I'm a bad person

I don't care much for the pizope anyways. Of course my opinions would start a flaame war, so I'll refrain from stating them


it would just take actual work to make the quote pyramids... maybe if we make the super ultimate awesome temple to the modz0rs/[violet]/Max then we can get forum 7 back.. say if we actually spent time on it, gathered up a lot of conspiracy theories / formulas, random images, cool stuff, etc for the temples...... mayeb we could get forum 7.... maybe.... or maybe not... it's always worth a try...

I've been watching the News this morning seeing that the Pope is close to death and been thinking it's April Fools Day...

I'm a bad person

You know, it sounds like a cruel April Fool's joke to say "the Pope is dying", but given all that's happening to him, I would pull for that. Yeah, it sends a lot of people into a tizzy, but at least we'd all know that he's really okay and is not dying, which I think ultimately we all hope for anyway. Unfortunately, his suffering is very real. Oh well...

I don't care much for the pizope anyways. Of course my opinions would start a flaame war, so I'll refrain from stating them
Hey, I don't like him much either. Not because I dislike the catholic church but because he was the pope who re-introduced the idea of his word being the word of God which the catholic church had long given up which to my mind is so wrong. I do still feel sorry for him though. It's never nice seeing people die and he's so ill they should just let the poor old bugger die.

My sympathy won't stop me attending a 'THE POPE IS DEAD' party which a friend is throwing in completly bad taste. :)

(awaits the flames from people...)

Any U.S. Citizen knows it is fake, the Eagle Head is facing the wrong direction!

We all know that, when at War, the Eagle Head faces the Arrows, not the Olive Branch, and we are currently at War...


Actually, no.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/eeobtour/images/seal-presidential-color.jpg
http://whitehouse.gov

You'd think that the White House website would have it up to date, no? :)

I think we should all take a moment to remember forum 7, since it was a whole year ago today that we were blessed with its presence

:( :( :( :(

What if we make a forum 7 thread? And you know what I miss the most, the smoking gang :(

What if we make a forum 7 thread? And you know what I miss the most, the smoking gang :(
done


and the smoking gang? :confused: I remember the smoking man...........

NS could have done it better...I mean, putting "Continue on to NationStates" is a dead giveaway that it was a prank- if a Site is shut down, you wouldn't be able to "continue to it". They should have put "please submit here for questioning" instead of what they have now.

Also, looking at it again, it's "The Department of Homeland Security" (and, for the record, I'm Canadian). Man, they got sloppy. ;)



Hey, come on, I had a good laugh. Do I maybe laugh too easily? Should I see a shrink? Should I maybe get laid more often? Less often? Do I exist?

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

Read the FAQ.

hhrhrhrhr excellent. saugeil.^^^^

hhrhrhrhr excellent. saugeil.^^^^
saugeil? :confused:

now then gadges.

i got a dead rabbit off the road and took it to my mate's house telling him it was his rabbit and it had escaped and i found it.

his daughter cried and he never spoke to me again.

and i got fleas.

now then gadges.

i got a dead rabbit off the road and took it to my mate's house telling him it was his rabbit and it had escaped and i found it.

his daughter cried and he never spoke to me again.

and i got fleas.
that was kinda mean............

saugeil? :confused:
German.

that was kinda mean............


fairy - april fool.

My favourite April Fools is when your gf tells you she's pregnant...

My best comeback is "well that explains the weight gain" :p

fairy - april fool.
:rolleyes:

My favourite April Fools is when your gf tells you she's pregnant...

My best comeback is "well that explains the weight gain" :p :eek: you actually said that?!

German.
what does it mean?

what does it mean?
Excellent, cool, w00t, fantastic.... take your pick

Does anyone now how you can see the NS homeworld-thingie again? I'd like to see it again, cause it went so fast away. :(

Excellent, cool, w00t, fantastic.... take your pick
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh1

:eek: you actually said that?!
No, I've never said that... but she would've deserved it!

Does anyone now how you can see the NS homeworld-thingie again? I'd like to see it again, cause it went so fast away. :(
I didn't even see it the first time

No, I've never said that... but she would've deserved it!
no woman deserves that!

One of my classmates in kindergarten was born on April 1st. When the parents started calling people to tell them the good news, NO ONE believed it (at first)

no woman deserves that!
Scaring the crap out of a guy is a-okay, while telling a woman she has put on a little wait is pure evil?

Scaring the crap out of a guy is a-okay, while telling a woman she has put on a little wait is pure evil?
if he falls for that on April fools day he deserves it :rolleyes:

no woman deserves that!
I dunno... kinda a cruel joke. I've already had two REAL pregnancy scares before.

if he falls for that on April fools day he deserves it :rolleyes:
And if she falls for it.....?

I dunno... kinda a cruel joke. I've already had two REAL pregnancy scares before.
don't you use protection?!

And if she falls for it.....?
if you tell a woman that she's put on weight, whatever day it is, whether or not you tell her you're just joking, she'll think you're telling the truth and she'll be paranoid about it for ages!

don't you use protection?!
...

Yes, usually. Once was with an ex and was the only time we didn't... but she was having her period. The other time was with another girlfriend and she as on contraception. Luckily they both turned out ok...

NationStates april fool (http://www.nationstates.net/hws.html)

if you tell a woman that she's put on weight, whatever day it is, whether or not you tell her you're just joking, she'll think you're telling the truth and she'll be paranoid about it for ages!
The power.... MUAHAHAHAHAH!


Tink, you're not fat

The power.... MUAHAHAHAHAH!


Tink, you're not fat
She put on a little weight, that's all.

She put on a little weight, that's all.
i know :(

i know :(
APRIL'S FOOL

*points and laughs* :p

She put on a little weight, that's all.
:kill:

That was mean!

I think Tink looks hot :D

:kill:

That was mean!

I think Tink looks hot :D
Are you saying that bigger women aren't hot?

Are you saying that bigger women aren't hot?
No...

But Tink doesn't have to worry about that :p

No...

But Tink doesn't have to worry about that :p
Fair enough

*continues drooling over this pic (http://img221.exs.cx/img221/2839/tinkpirate4xy.jpg)*

Scared the shit out of me when I first read it, was about ready to call the family to explain that I might be "out of town" for a while. ;)

Cheers mates.

BAh the Us can bring it ill take them down stupid fools with their stupid Freedom acts Free This! :upyours:

I'm dying of a terminal disease.

....

....

....

April Fools!

LOL!1!11 ROFL!1!!!

Fair enough

*continues drooling over this pic (http://img221.exs.cx/img221/2839/tinkpirate4xy.jpg)*
Wait when you see a picture of her when you're not stoned.

Wait when you see a picture of her when you're not stoned.
That could be a while :p

That could be a while :p
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!
April's fool!


*points and laughs*

I'm dying of a terminal disease.

....

....

....

April Fools!

LOL!1!11 ROFL!1!!!
You assume i care!

Im up the Duff! :confused:

April's fool!


*points and laughs*
You did put on a little weight, tough.

You did put on a little weight, tough.
What's that fatso? :p

Back in '97, I bounced all of an unpopular HR person's e-mail to a girlie website...

What's that fatso? :p
Respect my juicy round figures, damn it!

Respect my juicy round figures, damn it!
What your so Fat youve got 2? :confused:

What your so Fat youve got 2? :confused:
3, 4, 5, 6... who's counting anyway.

I think they should keep the new invitation screen.

lol, my friend just sent me a worried sounding email about the front page...

Originally Posted by Jebrerfant
now then gadges.

i got a dead rabbit off the road and took it to my mate's house telling him it was his rabbit and it had escaped and i found it.

his daughter cried and he never spoke to me again.

and i got fleas.



thats the most funniest greatest thing I have every read, god....I wish I could do that

i have posted this on another thread- many of you have seen it. for the virgins:i have 5 best friends, all male. been friends with them since first grade. as adults, we all live with 2 blocks of each other, and we have an open door policy. so, it is well known to them that during my three plus showers per day, i tend to sing classic metallica, LOUD. sometimes, i switch out to some cheesy hair metal, but usually it is a fullon cliff burton tribute in my steamy shower. they thought it would be hysterical to put a little camera in the vent. and to run a mic in the medicine cabinet. i had no clue about this,until my birthday party. i was treated to my terrible voice, singing "master! master! where s the dreams that i ve been after!", and my soapy breasts on a BIG SCREEN TELEVISION in front of about 70 people. needless to say, a riot ensued.anyhow, i waited, and plotted my revenge. i knew in two months, some girls from slovakia were coming to visit some family friends, and some of the guys were interested- BIG TIME. the weekend before the company came, we were sitting around, and i got them all worried about their skin, and conned them into trying some of my chick facial mask stuff. little did they know, i had given a big jar to my homosexual neighbor who was the enforcer at a gay night club. (the little shrimp. i kid you not) he had collected some , well, face it, A LOT of "DNA " samples in a week. apparently, the bois at that club loooove giving semen samples. so, here is jeremy, steven and brandon, laying on my living room floor, faces covered in what they thought was clinique turn around mask, and steve says, "this stuff smells like shit, what the fuck is in this?" and "my skin better not smell like this after" here goes I- "hey, why dont you ask this guy about it?" and i handed him a picture of a mid to late fifties balding naked guy, penis in hand, beauty product jar in other, BIGG smile on his face. i dont know what was worse, the fact that two of them vomited on my carpet, or the fact that the third vomited on ME. hahahaha. revenge is a bitch, eh?

repost again=
another infamous prank of mine involved the vivisection cat from mortuary school. after working on the dead pussy for a few days, instead of turning him in for "a respectful disposal" [yeah right, they threw them in the dumpster] i stole him. i named him sweeets, i remember. well, i put him in the freezer, and knew he would come in handy. he did , twice. once , when i met a guy that i knew was pretended to be this satanist, but was nothing but a danzig fan, if that. after a few hours {I MEAN WEEKS!} (heheh, got you though didnt i?) of dating, it was about time we started getting naked. right in the middle of relations, i was like, you know your so fucking evil, you know what would turn me on? he- "yeah, tell me, young one" me- reach hand , under bed, and pull sweets under the blanket, and put him right between us. he- "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!OH MY GOD ! IS THAT A DEAD CAT??? YOU SICK BITCH" and on and on, and on. it was super awesome.

i have posted this on another thread- many of you have seen it. for the virgins:i have 5 best friends, all male. been friends with them since first grade. as adults, we all live with 2 blocks of each other, and we have an open door policy. so, it is well known to them that during my three plus showers per day, i tend to sing classic metallica, LOUD. sometimes, i switch out to some cheesy hair metal, but usually it is a fullon cliff burton tribute in my steamy shower. they thought it would be hysterical to put a little camera in the vent. and to run a mic in the medicine cabinet. i had no clue about this,until my birthday party. i was treated to my terrible voice, singing "master! master! where s the dreams that i ve been after!", and my soapy breasts on a BIG SCREEN TELEVISION in front of about 70 people. needless to say, a riot ensued.anyhow, i waited, and plotted my revenge. i knew in two months, some girls from slovakia were coming to visit some family friends, and some of the guys were interested- BIG TIME. the weekend before the company came, we were sitting around, and i got them all worried about their skin, and conned them into trying some of my chick facial mask stuff. little did they know, i had given a big jar to my homosexual neighbor who was the enforcer at a gay night club. (the little shrimp. i kid you not) he had collected some , well, face it, A LOT of "DNA " samples in a week. apparently, the bois at that club loooove giving semen samples. so, here is jeremy, steven and brandon, laying on my living room floor, faces covered in what they thought was clinique turn around mask, and steve says, "this stuff smells like shit, what the fuck is in this?" and "my skin better not smell like this after" here goes I- "hey, why dont you ask this guy about it?" and i handed him a picture of a mid to late fifties balding naked guy, penis in hand, beauty product jar in other, BIGG smile on his face. i dont know what was worse, the fact that two of them vomited on my carpet, or the fact that the third vomited on ME. hahahaha. revenge is a bitch, eh?

HAHAHAHAH you are damn funny, your second story is even meaner!

HAHAHAHAH you are damn funny
i am my own worst enemy.

A LOT of "DNA " samples in a week. apparently, the bois at that club loooove giving semen samples. so, here is jeremy, steven and brandon, laying on my living room floor, faces covered in what they thought was clinique turn around mask, and steve says, "this stuff smells like shit, what the fuck is in this?" and "my skin better not smell like this after" here goes I- "hey, why dont you ask this guy about it?" and i handed him a picture of a mid to late fifties balding naked guy, penis in hand, beauty product jar in other, BIGG smile on his face. i dont know what was worse, the fact that two of them vomited on my carpet, or the fact that the third vomited on ME. hahahaha. revenge is a bitch, eh?
You crossed the line big time!
SICK!!!

Hey, come on, I had a good laugh. Do I maybe laugh too easily? Should I see a shrink? Should I maybe get laid more often? Less often? Do I exist?

It was a funny joke. Really. I don't think people are dumb for laughing at it. I just love to nitpick :p

As for you...um, maybe you do need to see a shrink. You have far too many questions.