Have you ever committed suicide?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-04-2005, 06:11
Well then, have you ever killed yourself?
Why? Because the internet needs at least one more non-sensical and personally invasive question.
Or maybe I'm just being an ass, the answer to that is all in the cards.
I say that you're just being an ass.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-04-2005, 06:13
Shirley MacLaine thinks so. But screw her!
The Cat-Tribe
01-04-2005, 06:13
Well then, have you ever killed yourself?
Why? Because the internet needs at least one more non-sensical and personally invasive question.
Or maybe I'm just being an ass, the answer to that is all in the cards.
Thank you for answering yourself.
I wouldn't have been so polite.
Lancamore
01-04-2005, 06:14
You have absolutely no right to demand whether I have killed myself or not.
My lawyer will be contacting your lawyer shortly. You can settle right now for $1.2 million in damages or I'll see your ass in court!!! :P
Ya, you're just being a prick.
The other poll was anonymous anyways --- not that it matters.
A question is a question is a question. Withdraw from your Puritan upbringing.
The Chocolate Goddess
01-04-2005, 06:17
:rolleyes:
Squirrel Nuts
01-04-2005, 06:17
If you've killed yourself I don't think you'll be posting to tell us.
If you've killed yourself I don't think you'll be posting to tell us.
You never know, man...
If you've killed yourself I don't think you'll be posting to tell us.
Why you gotta be such a pessimist?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-04-2005, 06:19
If you've killed yourself I don't think you'll be posting to tell us.
Jesus could do it.
If you've killed yourself I don't think you'll be posting to tell us.
thats what i thought aswell...
Squirrel Nuts
01-04-2005, 06:21
Jesus could do it.
Is anyone here Jesus?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-04-2005, 06:21
Ya, you're just being a prick.
The other poll was anonymous anyways --- not that it matters.
A question is a question is a question. Withdraw from your Puritan upbringing.
Why, sir, your logic appears to have lost me. What if a question isn't a question, but is instead a statement of intent? Or what if the question was designed to imply a statement? What if a question was rhetorical? Where is Waldo?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-04-2005, 06:21
Is anyone here Jesus?
By the time we find out, it'll be too late.
Hammolopolis
01-04-2005, 06:21
Is anyone here Jesus?
Yo
Children of Valkyrja
01-04-2005, 06:24
If you've killed yourself I don't think you'll be posting to tell us.
Oh I killed myself once, then I got better again.....
Findecano Calaelen
01-04-2005, 06:26
I just wont stay dead :mad:
The Plutonian Empire
01-04-2005, 06:33
"Does that time with the spatula count?"
Who the hell uses a spatula to commit suicide?! :confused:
And what's a spatula? :D
Latiatis
01-04-2005, 06:40
Is anyone here Jesus?
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No...no I'm...er...no, nobody here is.
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Anyways, I have killed myself roughly 3 times a day for the past 222 days.
Choo-Choo Bear
01-04-2005, 06:45
I kill myself on a monthly basis...
It keeps my complexion healthy. Any more often than that and it's just excessive.
Militant Feministia
01-04-2005, 06:56
Ya, you're just being a prick.
The other poll was anonymous anyways --- not that it matters.
A question is a question is a question. Withdraw from your Puritan upbringing.
It's okay. My thread ( http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409268 ) was being serious. This one is a parody. Some people use humor to deal with the things that scare them. Others just like to laugh. Neither is harming me as long as they keep the joking outside the serious thread.
On another note, I liked that "Does that time with the spatula count?" option ^_^. Really funny!