NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, that's right, i'm leaving NS. And yes, I am an attention-whore.

This forum has been a great source of entertainment and insight to me over the past year and a bit. I'd like to thank my buddies here (you know who you are!) for being, well...yourselves :D

The reason i'm leaving is because upon reflection, I spend too much damn time on the computer. I'm going to go out and start a band, do my homework, and sleep a bit more. ;)

So yeah.

Blah.

*bows*

Edit- April Fools! Muahahahahaha! :D

What? No! You're one of the people I actually like!!!

Come on, man, don't leave me and Preebles hanging in the breeze!

You'll be back.

Sleep?

Sad to see you go. You're one of a dieing breed.

Sorry you are leaving. Hope to see you back, soon. :)

http://www.drunkeneagle.com/file/MASH.goodbye.jpg

Lies!

your not going anywhere my liege, you wont be able to stay away

Yes, that's right, i'm leaving NS. And yes, I am an attention-whore.

This forum has been a great source of entertainment and insight to me over the past year and a bit. I'd like to thank my buddies here (you know who you are!) for being, well...yourselves :D

The reason i'm leaving is because upon reflection, I spend too much damn time on the computer. I'm going to go out and start a band, do my homework, and sleep a bit more. ;)

So yeah.

Blah.

*bows*
You will be missed, bro. Take care and make something of yourself with all that "extra" time you'll have! :D

And so another fellow 2003 nation departs. Farewell. :|

(Although most people are unable to break away permanently. :>)

I allways got you and Colodia mixed up. But now that your both gone, my troubles will be over.
Seriously though, good luck, and if you'll be back (as I suspect) we'll be glad to see you again!!!

Sleep?

It's the period of unconsciousness that occurs when you're in bed after you're done masturbating and before your alarm goes off.

It's the period of unconsciousness that occurs when you're in bed after you're done masturbating and before your alarm goes off.

I need to quote you on that.

So, the fellowship has failed...

*whistles "Don't You (Forget About Me)"*

goodbye for now, good luck with your band.

I need to quote you on that.

I'll let you know where to send the royalties. :)

It's the period of unconsciousness that occurs when you're in bed after you're done masturbating and before your alarm goes off.

I thought it was when my prof makes fun of me in class?

I thought it was when my prof makes fun of me in class?

Can't it be both?

:eek:

Sleep?

Yeah, wandering the earth in a perpetual sleep-deprived zombie state is only fun for so long. :p

Crap Kanabia... I'm really going to miss you! As long as you still pop onto MSN sometimes, we can have a few after-beer discussions about rock. Still, the NS cave has lost a legend -you will be sorely missed. :(

Yeah, wandering the earth in a perpetual sleep-deprived zombie state is only fun for so long. :p
You'll be back and you know it :p

Best of luck, I'll be sorry to see you go. :(

Keep a dream in your pocket
and a song in your heart

Yes, that's right, i'm leaving NS. And yes, I am an attention-whore.

This forum has been a great source of entertainment and insight to me over the past year and a bit. I'd like to thank my buddies here (you know who you are!) for being, well...yourselves :D

The reason i'm leaving is because upon reflection, I spend too much damn time on the computer. I'm going to go out and start a band, do my homework, and sleep a bit more. ;)

So yeah.

Blah.

*bows*
What will happen, now that The King of NS is gone?

Anarchy?

Anarchy in the NS, it's coming sometime, maybe...

Anarchy in the NS, it's coming sometime, maybe...
Think of all that free love.... :D

Wait, the mods banned it. darnit! :( :D :(

This isn't allowed, Kanabia, this isn't allowed. And how dare you sneak this in on my sleep time. I shunned it because I thought you'd try something, but I didn't realise it would be this..... CRIMINAL.

Still, ns is in your blood now.... Just wait til the withdrawals kick in.

*is reminded of the barney-moe-coffee scene in the simpsons*

This isn't allowed, Kanabia, this isn't allowed. And how dare you sneak this in on my sleep time. I shunned it because I thought you'd try something, but I didn't realise it would be this..... CRIMINAL.

Still, ns is in your blood now.... Just wait til the withdrawals kick in.

*is reminded of the barney-moe-coffee scene in the simpsons*
withdrawals.

sounds so... evil... :D *evil grin* :D

Yes, that's right, i'm leaving NS. And yes, I am an attention-whore.

This forum has been a great source of entertainment and insight to me over the past year and a bit. I'd like to thank my buddies here (you know who you are!) for being, well...yourselves :D

The reason i'm leaving is because upon reflection, I spend too much damn time on the computer. I'm going to go out and start a band, do my homework, and sleep a bit more. ;)

So yeah.

Blah.

*bows*

are u serious? u leaving on the 1st of april? ;)
:rolleyes: maybe he fooled all of you guys :eek:

are u serious? u leaving on the 1st of april? ;)
:rolleyes: maybe he fooled all of you guys :eek:
Oh. Shit.

How could I forget that its April Fools... crap... Ive been duped - good one Kanabia! I have to hand it to you this time! :)

Oh. Shit.

How could I forget that its April Fools... crap... Ive been duped - good one Kanabia! I have to hand it to you this time! :)

Quite genius. Of course, I'm still waiting for the message that says.... oh yeah, so it is. I actually am leaving, you know.

I stay pessimistic and optimistic at one time. :D

hahah nice april fools joke man!

rofl

I hope it's an April Fools joke...

...Because, if it is, I'll get to beat him repeatedly with a rather large stick!

HA!
Denseoids1

Yes, that's right, i'm leaving NS. And yes, I am an attention-whore.

This forum has been a great source of entertainment and insight to me over the past year and a bit. I'd like to thank my buddies here (you know who you are!) for being, well...yourselves :D

The reason i'm leaving is because upon reflection, I spend too much damn time on the computer. I'm going to go out and start a band, do my homework, and sleep a bit more. ;)

So yeah.

Blah.

*bows*

I was thinking of leaving, too.

Well, it was nice knowing you.

lol
GREAT April Fool's joke!!!

Mwahahahahaahahahhahaaha!

'Twas indeed an april fools joke.

You guys can get me back next year, i'll be here ;)

Mwahahahahaahahahhahaaha!

'Twas indeed an april fools joke.

You guys can get me back next year, i'll be here ;)


Ahahaha ... I knew it! :p Not so easy to fool me. That's why I stayed out of the thread.

Good one, though. :D

Mwahahahahaahahahhahaaha!

'Twas indeed an april fools joke.

You guys can get me back next year, i'll be here ;)


yus! quite ingenius. Now I don't have to kill you for leaving, just plot righteous revenge for me falling for it.


(hell hath no fury....)

Mwahahahahaahahahhahaaha!

'Twas indeed an april fools joke.

You guys can get me back next year, i'll be here ;)

Kanabia... Bend over.

*arms his assault stick*

Ahahaha ... I knew it! :p Not so easy to fool me. That's why I stayed out of the thread.

Good one, though. :D

:D

I expected someone to loudly announce it on the first page...but it actually went really well. :)

yus! quite ingenius. Now I don't have to kill you for leaving, just plot righteous revenge for me falling for it.


(hell hath no fury....)

:D I'll look forward to it. :p

Kanabia... Bend over.

*arms his assault stick*

Uhhh...

*throws confetti in Potaria's face*

Huzzah!!!

*lobs a used litterbox at Kanabia*

Yes, that's right, i'm leaving NS. And yes, I am an attention-whore.

This forum has been a great source of entertainment and insight to me over the past year and a bit. I'd like to thank my buddies here (you know who you are!) for being, well...yourselves :D

The reason i'm leaving is because upon reflection, I spend too much damn time on the computer. I'm going to go out and start a band, do my homework, and sleep a bit more. ;)

So yeah.

Blah.

*bows*

Edit- April Fools! Muahahahahaha! :D
You evil bastard! :eek: :D

Yes, that's right, i'm leaving NS. And yes, I am an attention-whore.

This forum has been a great source of entertainment and insight to me over the past year and a bit. I'd like to thank my buddies here (you know who you are!) for being, well...yourselves :D

The reason i'm leaving is because upon reflection, I spend too much damn time on the computer. I'm going to go out and start a band, do my homework, and sleep a bit more. ;)

So yeah.

Blah.

*bows*

Edit- April Fools! Muahahahahaha! :D
you bastard!

You evil bastard! :eek: :D

That's why I threw the litterbox at him!

And so another fellow 2003 nation departs. Farewell. :|

(Although most people are unable to break away permanently. :>)

Quite whining, I don't think there are anymore 2002 nations left.

*lobs a used litterbox at Kanabia*

*dodges*


You evil bastard!


you bastard!

Heheheheheh. I know. :p

*dodges*

*shakes fist*

*shakes fist*

Owned. :D

Kanabia... Bend over.

Does anyone else think we should take this out of context? :D :p

Well, glad you're not leaving us anyhow.

Do whatever you want with it; I won't mind.

Owned. :D
Can someone teach me a lesson in owning and pwning? I sooooo desire to get back at oksana.... :D

Can someone teach me a lesson in owning and pwning? I sooooo desire to get back at oksana.... :D

Oooh, what did she do?

*sits on the floor, looking up*

Yes, tell us what Oksana did, wise, old sage!

Well, she kept owning/pwning me on another thread (I forgot which), and eventually, I got tired of losing my temper every time she pwned me when I though I had pwned her.

Well, she kept owning/pwning me on another thread (I forgot which), and eventually, I got tired of losing my temper every time she pwned me when I though I had pwned her.

An *owns you* might do the trick. You can't counter that.

Uh, crap, I gave away a secret weapon!

*owns everyone* Mwahaha!

*dodges the ownage*

*dodges the ownage*

*undodgifies you and owns*

An *owns you* might do the trick. You can't counter that.

Uh, crap, I gave away a secret weapon!

*owns everyone* Mwahaha!
Ah, so an *owns you* is greater than a *pwns you*, right?

Kanabia,

just wanted to say that you'll be missed very much and I hope you will come back one day. Youre a super nice, witty,intelligent person. I wish you the very best. :)

ok so youre not leaving so YAY for that! But all of those ^^^ things are still true.

*undodgifies you and owns*

*sidesteps the ownage*

Nyah!

Kanabia,

just wanted to say that you'll be missed very much and I hope you will come back one day. Youre a super nice, witty,intelligent person. I wish you the very best. :)

Read. The. Edited. Post. You. Fool.

*sidesteps the ownage*

Nyah!
*sneaks up from behind*

*OWNED!*

*sneaks up from behind*

*OWNED!*

*absorbs the ownage, charges it, and releases it on Plut*

Read. The. Edited. Post. You. Fool.


Kiss. My.Never reads the first post. Ass.

Kanabia,

just wanted to say that you'll be missed very much and I hope you will come back one day. Youre a super nice, witty,intelligent person. I wish you the very best. :)

Heee, thankyou...that's appreciated. :)

...But maybe you should read the thread ;)

Ah, so an *owns you* is greater than a *pwns you*, right?

Either way. Maybe you could own her pwning of you. :p


*sidesteps the ownage*

Nyah!

*dodges your dodging*

Har Har. :p

I edited it. Sorry, I'm bad not to read the first page of a thread that Ive already read previously......so please see my edited post :)

*dodges your dodging*

Har Har. :p

*blocks your dodge*

Fewl! You cannot defeat a true ownage dodger!

(man, this hijack's getting out of hand... just the way I like it!)

April Fools! Muahahahahaha!
dude. seriously. you asscock. :D

dude. seriously. you asscock. :D
Never heard that one before.

I edited it. Sorry, I'm bad not to read the first page of a thread that Ive already read previously......so please see my edited post :)

Awww, thanks Peech. :D



*blocks your dodge*

Fewl! You cannot defeat a true ownage dodger!

(man, this hijack's getting out of hand... just the way I like it!)

Hee, it's my thread, so I authorise hijacking. :D

Here, have an Aussie hot-dog.

http://www.decaffeinated.org/photolog/images/2005-01-27-08-25-06.jpg

Awww, thanks Peech. :D



Hee, it's my thread, so I authorise hijacking. :D

Here, have an Aussie hot-dog.

http://www.decaffeinated.org/photolog/images/2005-01-27-08-25-06.jpg
that looks like either your thumb or........some....thing...else. entirely. *shudders*

that looks like either your thumb or........some....thing...else. entirely. *shudders*

Oh, that's not me in the picture. I just googled it.

Aussie Hot Dog = Bread + Sausage + Sauce.

:D

*absorbs the ownage, charges it, and releases it on Plut*
Who's Plut? :confused:

http://www.asmpflorida.org/members/photographers/about/ChicagoHotDog2.jpg

THE Chicago Hot Dog, made with 100% Beef Steak.

Who's Plut? :confused:

Look in the mirror.

Oh, that's not me in the picture. I just googled it.

Aussie Hot Dog = Bread + Sausage + Sauce.

:D
Mmm, free sausage sizzles at uni.

*under threat from VSU*

Look in the mirror.
*does so. A fist flies out of it*

<punch!>

OW!

Mmm, free sausage sizzles at uni.

*under threat from VSU*

Were you at the protest at Melbourne uni the other day?

I was in the area and was there for all of 5 minutes, but kinda avoided it. Bad experience at one last year, you see.

Were you at the protest at Melbourne uni the other day?

I was in the area and was there for all of 5 minutes, but kinda avoided it. Bad experience at one last year, you see.
Which one? The Iraq one or Brendan Nelson? I wasn't at either, I'm in Sydney for the hols and was feeling ill on the day of the Iraq one. Plus the Marxists freak me out...

Shit, I made myself hungry with that Chicago Dog picture.

Shit, I made myself hungry with that Chicago Dog picture.
I want a boerewors roll! South African spicy sausage, grilled onions and homemade fruit chutney!!

Keep your chutney away from my sausage!

...

*notices the innuendo*

Keep your chutney away from my sausage!

...

*notices the innuendo*
Boerewors literally means "farmers sausage!" How's that for innuendo?

Which one? The Iraq one or Brendan Nelson? I wasn't at either, I'm in Sydney for the hols and was feeling ill on the day of the Iraq one. Plus the Marxists freak me out...

Ah, The Brendan Nelson one.

And yeah. The Marxists were the main reason I avoided it >.>

Shaed was with me, she can testify how scary they are. (They know me. Aaargh!)

That's... Something.

http://erfurt-web.fkpress.de/imageuploads/bratwurst.jpg

There we go... Bratwurst!

Ah, The Brendan Nelson one.

And yeah. The Marxists were the main reason I avoided it >.>

Shaed was with me, she can testify how scary they are. (They know me. Aaargh!)

Bah, I'd take those Marxists on... Unless they're like those 6'4" giants from Detroit.

http://sptsb.com/TdayGarySausage.jpg

Bah, I'd take those Marxists on... Unless they're like those 6'4" giants from Detroit.

Mostly girls. But they're all patronising-like...and try and drag me to things that cost me money and sound boring. >.>

-snip-

Dude, I don't wanna see a big, fat guy holding his sausage!

Dude, I don't wanna see a big, fat guy holding his sausage!

'Twas an impressive sausage though. :p

Mostly girls. But they're all patronising-like...and try and drag me to things that cost me money and sound boring. >.>

Pfff, take me along. I'll bring an air horn to annoy the hell out of them :D.

'Twas an impressive sausage though. :p

Quite.

Pfff, take me along. I'll bring an air horn to annoy the hell out of them :D.

They already had noisemakers, and we'd be outnumbered! :eek:

I'll just seethe at them from the comfort of...somewhere.

Marxist swarmers don't frighten me, damnit!

...I know! I could bring bags of used kitty litter to throw at them if they get rambunctious.

Waaaaait a minute... Two NS'ers actually met in person?

Logic process... Failing...

*head explodes*

Waaaaait a minute... Two NS'ers actually met in person?

Logic process... Failing...

*head explodes*

Yeah, I was kidding. NS people don't exist in real-life, duh. :p

(Message brought to you by the NSA - Protecting your liberties through disinformation.)

:)

Don't you love the 1st of April!

My first real job started on the 1st of April and I left on the 30th of March seven years later.

Waaaaait a minute... Two NS'ers actually met in person?

Logic process... Failing...

*head explodes*

Hee, we've met more than once, too.

*enjoys the head-exploding-ness. It's like fireworks, only on a smaller scale, and with more blood 'n' brains*

*wipes skull chips off his shirt*

*wipes skull chips off his shirt*

Dibs on the eyeballs, if they're still intact. Mmmvitreoushumours...

Ahahaha ... I knew it! :p Not so easy to fool me. That's why I stayed out of the thread.

Good one, though. :D

lol of course u knew :rolleyes:
I got it first! YAY! :p
Who wants to fluffle with me ;) :fluffle:
lol

Dibs on the eyeballs, if they're still intact. Mmmvitreoushumours...

Aww! You always get first picks. :(

lol of course u knew :rolleyes:
I got it first! YAY! :p
Who wants to fluffle with me ;) :fluffle:
lol

Ah, you sir, get a cookie. *gives cookie* :D

Aww! You always get first picks. :(

That's because I always get in first dibs. Not my fault you're so slow :p

That's because I always get in first dibs. Not my fault you're so slow :p

*takes an eyeball and swallows it*

On the contrary. I'm just more cunning. :D

Damnit people, enough with the cannibalism! It's my exploded head, so I get to eat it myself!

...Wait a minute...

I'm crying. Who am I goingto serve now? :(

I'm crying. Who am I goingto serve now? :(

Silly! It's an april fools joke. Didn't you read the bit down the bottom? :p

ANOTHER one fell for it? Read the edited post, damnit!!

ANOTHER one fell for it? Read the edited post, damnit!!

I know, it's great, isn't it? :D

I know, it's great, isn't it? :D

You know... Aside from you and Shaed feasting on my other exploded head, it is. It really is.

Ah, The Brendan Nelson one.

And yeah. The Marxists were the main reason I avoided it >.>

Shaed was with me, she can testify how scary they are. (They know me. Aaargh!)


They're always trying to get me to join the socialist alliance. Ugh.
And they laugh when I say I'm reading Emma Goldman and the Anarchist FAQ.

I mean, they soetimes have interesting forums and debates, but yeah. No vanguardism and authoritarian socialism for me thanks.

I mean, they soetimes have interesting forums and debates, but yeah. No vanguardism and authoritarian socialism for me thanks.

*hands Preebles a bowl of cereal*

Go ahead. It's got marshmallows!

Damn Kanabia, scaring me like that....

*hands Preebles a bowl of cereal*

Go ahead. It's got marshmallows!
Funnily enough I was just talking to someone a few days ago about how I miss cereal with marshmllows...

It was Helennia actually! :eek:

Potaria, are you spying on me?

*dashes to window to close curtains, thus concealing his super telescope*

...No, why would you ever think that?

*dashes to window to close curtains, thus concealing his super telescope*

...No, why would you ever think that?
*draws blinds and climbs under bed*

Damn! That always happens...

They're always trying to get me to join the socialist alliance. Ugh.
And they laugh when I say I'm reading Emma Goldman and the Anarchist FAQ.

I mean, they soetimes have interesting forums and debates, but yeah. No vanguardism and authoritarian socialism for me thanks.

I KNOW.

"Have you been doing any reading lately?" "Uh, yeah..i'm reading Kropotkin" *pulls disgusted face* "EWWW!!! HEATHEN!!" *beats me up with communist manifesto*

Ngggh. Stupid SA people.

How I manage to kill topics, nobody will ever know...

http://course1.winona.edu/jbovinet/Web%20Transfer/Trivia%20Stuff/Sausage%20Race.jpg

Inspired by sausage pics earlier, I have included a pic of sausage mascots racing pierogi mascots....

God i love baseball and it's inherit wierdness

Beautiful sunset in Brissy tonight. :) Not marred by exploding heads at all. :)

I could make my head explode, if you want.

I could make my head explode, if you want.

Too late! That orange glow has bleed from the sky, leaving naught but the almost starless night sky.

Ah. Well, I'll be waiting. Perhaps Shaed would want to see my head explode again...?

Or, I could do it for my own personal amusement...

Ah. Well, I'll be waiting. Perhaps Shaed would want to see my head explode again...?

Or, I could do it for my own personal amusement...

If you ran away perhaps a circus would join you? The possibilities are endless! :)

No. I don't wanna be a part of something I despise! I DON'T WANNA!!!

*head explodes*

Now look at what you've done!

No. I don't wanna be a part of something I despise! I DON'T WANNA!!!

*head explodes*

Now look at what you've done!

Does it go with balsamic vinegar, like the strawberries?

The innards of my head have a full-bodied flavor, so they go well with anything.

The innards of my head have a full-bodied flavor, so they go well with anything.
Before I tuck in I must ask, do you have any prion diseases?

No?

*Dips melba toast in tasty oozy brain.*

No diseases whatsoever. Dip, scoop, fill... Do whatever you want. It's not my head anymore!

You know... Aside from you and Shaed feasting on my other exploded head, it is. It really is.

Who said I wanted your eyeballs for feasting purposes? I just happen to like teasing my cats with eyeballs. They get all foofy-tailed and amusing.

Well then!

*collects eyeballs from other exploded heads*

That's one, two... Six eyeballs total. May your cats have much fun with them.