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Would you be pope if you were offered?

Before I decide, a quick question; Can you unpope someone? I want to know how much leeway I have. :)

Would you be pope if you were offered?

Before I decide, a quick question; Can you unpope someone? I want to know how much leeway I have. :)
I want to be the pope!!!

Me! Pick me! I'll be a great pope.

I'll give you candy!

But for how long?

It would be pretty embarrassing to end up discompopeulated within a week.

Which is why I need to know how easy that is to do before I take the job.

I'll give you money!

Would you be pope if you were offered?

Before I decide, a quick question; Can you unpope someone? I want to know how much leeway I have. :)
I wanna be popey!

Make me the first Subgenius Pope of the Catholic Church and I'll promise something better than communion wafers every Sunday morning...

Would you be pope if you were offered?

Before I decide, a quick question; Can you unpope someone? I want to know how much leeway I have. :)

I don't think you can be unpoped. The pope being infailable and all.

(Although if you get to sick to do the job I think you can be removed).

But for how long?

It would be pretty embarrassing to end up discompopeulated within a week.

Which is why I need to know how easy that is to do before I take the job.

I'll eliminate poverty, acheive world peace... Jesus Christ, what do I have to do?

I don't think you can be unpoped. The pope being infailable and all.

(Although if you get to sick to do the job I think you can be removed).

Define 'sick'. :p

does being jewish disqualify me? :rolleyes:

If not, it sounds like fun :fluffle:

does being jewish disqualify me? :rolleyes:

If not, it sounds like fun :fluffle:

Of course not! What do you think we are, ANti-semitic? Nothing wrong with a jewish pope. :)

Don't you realize that the college of cardinals has already convened and named me the next pope by acclamation?






*cackles evilly as his evil plan is evilly coming to evil fruition evilly*

Of course not! What do you think we are, ANti-semitic? Nothing wrong with a jewish pope. :)
How about an anti-pope? Like they had in the old days.

I want to be Pope, you get to live an a really neat house and be head of yhour own country

I don't know about being pope, but I have been skinny dipping in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican. That's gotta count for something, right? Sadly, they drain the water at night, so it wasn't actually "dipping." But you get the jist. Oh, and I must apologize to any Catholics/Christians who are offended by this, but I couldn't let the opportunity pass me by. Plus, it makes for a great story.

What a great idea for a game show.

Or a Reality Television show.

Pope Quest. (I'm copyrighting the idea as we speak)

Pick me! I'll be the first pope that ain't aloud to get at the wine!

Make me the first Subgenius Pope of the Catholic Church and I'll promise something better than communion wafers every Sunday morning...
'Frop and slack! Oy! Oy! OY!

"How were your multiple partners today, dear?" - Connie

What a great idea for a game show.

Or a Reality Television show.

Pope Quest. (I'm copyrighting the idea as we speak)

Actually that idea has already been used up. ‘Pope Idol’…

What do I do? Just mumble stuff?

Note: to be Pope tou have tobe a male Roman Catholic and have to be chosen by the Holy Spirit. (even though by some sort of mistery it keeps being a eince of the Church, ie. Cardinal)

I still preffer the anti-pope (or Black Pope) the General of the Society of Jesus, and be the CEO of one of the biggest Educational corporations of the world.

lol, with me as the pope, i think all the catholic wouldn have convereted to stanism within a week ;)

i'l be the first gay pope... that would unite every one... no arguments god has chosen bow mortals muh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *cough*
any arguments and i'l hit you with a virtual lighting jolt (get it :eek: :D )

i'l be the first gay pope...
I really doubt that's true. :D

Would you be pope if you were offered?

Before I decide, a quick question; Can you unpope someone? I want to know how much leeway I have. :)

Unpoping someone usually works by... ahem... "disposing" of whoever is currently pope, and making it appear like it was natural or an accident. In the more ancient times of the Catholic church, I hear this has happened far too often.

Well, or you could found your own personal cult and become pope of that. But it's nothing like the real thing.

I want to be Pope, you get to live an a really neat house and be head of yhour own country

Well, I've got the latter already... most of us do... :p

I think we all know the obvious choice:

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Ozzy%20Osbourne.jpg

No, I'm Spartacus!


Seriously, though, how about Joe Pesci?
Would certainly add a bit of colour to Sunday's Angelus prayers.

I would take the job if I didn't have to wear the funny hat, and if I could still be married.

Ah, what fun I would have as pope! Imagine what fun YOU would have with me as pope!

I guarantee I'd have attendance up. :)

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I wonder if I'll get my pope names thread back?

I doubt it. :(

Ah, what fun I would have as pope! Imagine what fun YOU would have with me as pope!

I guarantee I'd have attendance up. :)


By breaking out the holy wang in public?

I wonder if I'll get my pope names thread back?

I doubt it. :(


Your doubts are unfounded.

And I want to be pope badly.

I'll give you candy!

Would you ride in the Popemobile tossing it to the crowd like it was Mardi Gras? :D

Would you be pope if you were offered?

Before I decide, a quick question; Can you unpope someone? I want to know how much leeway I have. :)
No, I dont think you can be un-popified i you are picked as pope. I really dont know because I am a buddhist so I dont know the rules for being popified. :confused:

How about an anti-pope? Like they had in the old days.
That sounds like it's from a marvel comic book!lol

Dude, who doesn't wanna be Pope? You get the Popemobile, the Popehat, the Popecopter, the Popewanger, the Popeharem, all sorts of pretty peachy papal paraphenalia, not the mention you can run around naked in the Holy See, and nobody can do a goshdarned thing about it! Indeed, they will all bow and worship your one-eyed bishop.

Dude, who doesn't wanna be Pope? You get the Popemobile, the Popehat, the Popecopter, the Popewanger, the Popeharem, all sorts of pretty peachy papal paraphenalia, not the mention you can run around naked in the Holy See, and nobody can do a goshdarned thing about it! Indeed, they will all bow and worship your one-eyed bishop.
If I could be called "Super-pope" I might do it...(But I'm a buddhist, so there might be a few problems with a lot of people...)

Dude, who doesn't wanna be Pope? You get the Popemobile, the Popehat, the Popecopter, the Popewanger, the Popeharem, all sorts of pretty peachy papal paraphenalia, not the mention you can run around naked in the Holy See, and nobody can do a goshdarned thing about it! Indeed, they will all bow and worship your one-eyed bishop.

Hmm, you make a compelling case.

Alright I'll throw my hat in the ring.

The hat would be fun...

The Pope is one of the most influential men in the world, and also a spiritual leader for a large chunk of earth's population. While The Holy Republic of Latopei does not ascribe to Roman Catholocism, we do recognize that Catholics are, by and large, productive respectable citizens. While they provide problems for countries working on population control, The Latopein General Assembly respects their beliefs as a culture and wishes them well in choosing a successor for their church.
The General Assembly will not allow any of its members to accept the position if nominated.