NationStates Jolt Archive

We, a group of disgruntled, yet religious and righteous individuals, wish to declare holy war on the moderators of NationStates.net.
We have sufficient reason to believe that they are a corrupt bunch of liberals, who are part of an international conspiracy with a leftwing agenda to destroy Calvinism - the only true religion - and that they are in league with such atheistic organizations as the United Nations, the New World Order, and the evil Gay Elite.

What evidence do we have you ask? Well very little. But you must have faith in Him, our Lord, the Creator, who has instructed me to type this post.

How will we wage war? That is secret. Too secret for me to even know.

Will we win? Of course we will, because He is on our side.

How do we know He isn’t a She? ... Ask yourself this, would 'She' have a beared?

I like you. You're silly. :)

??? :confused:

Calvin and Hobbes have a Religion?

God willing, we will have our revenge!

Calvin and Hobbes have a Religion?

Yes. It's like Calvinball. The only rule is that you can never worship the same way twice. :)

God willing, we will have our revenge!
You have fun with that.

Now I must be off to inform my masters of the rebels within the ranks of the forum. With haste I flee to fulfill the desires of my dark lords.

God willing, we will have our revenge!
This will be so hilarious.

*picks up calendar*

Wait, we can't be evil liberal conspirators this week -- we've already been told we're silencing dissent as neo-conservative conspirators this week!

*gets dizzy as she is yanked back and forth across the political spectrum*


What next? being called a fascist commie Anti-Semitic Israeli-loving girly man?

Also, is this a joke or are they serious?

Yes. It's like Calvinball. The only rule is that you can never worship the same way twice. :)


Hmmm well then I did a kneling praw. Now I have to go sacrifce a sheep

*picks up calendar*

Wait, we can't be evil liberal conspirators this week -- we've already been told we're silencing dissent as neo-conservative conspirators this week!

*gets dizzy as she is yanked back and forth across the political spectrum*


What next? being called a fascist commie Anti-Semitic Israeli-loving girly man?
You're a fascist commie Anti-Semitic Israeli-loving girly

This will be so hilarious.

You're going to hell... sorry, you all are. Unless you repent of your sins, and join me. Then, together, we can bring down the moderators of NS!

are u fucking insane :)

Yes. It's like Calvinball. The only rule is that you can never worship the same way twice. :)
i like it, is there a church near me?

oh you're silly. I love that you go there. you're silly. good-bye.

i like it, is there a church near me?

Sometimes.

You're going to hell... sorry, you all are. Unless you repent of your sins, and join me. Then, together, we can bring down the moderators of NS!
I'm sorry, I am a tool of the Devil and a card-carrying member of the New World Order.

You're going to hell... sorry, you all are. Unless you repent of your sins, and join me. Then, together, we can bring down the moderators of NS!

how about I take you down and steal your place in heaven?

*picks up calendar*

Wait, we can't be evil liberal conspirators this week -- we've already been told we're silencing dissent as neo-conservative conspirators this week!

*gets dizzy as she is yanked back and forth across the political spectrum*


What next? being called a fascist commie Anti-Semitic Israeli-loving girly man?

Neo-cons alright... conartists!

You're going to hell... sorry, you all are. Unless you repent of your sins, and join me. Then, together, we can bring down the moderators of NS!
Suddenly I feel the lord, he compels me.
Join their ranks and observe I shall
What must I do to join your righteous cause.

We, a group of disgruntled, yet religious and righteous individuals, wish to declare holy war on the moderators of NationStates.net.
We have sufficient reason to believe that they are a corrupt bunch of liberals, who are part of an international conspiracy with a leftwing agenda to destroy Calvinism - the only true religion - and that they are in league with such atheistic organizations as the United Nations, the New World Order, and the evil Gay Elite.

What evidence do we have you ask? Well very little. But you must have faith in Him, our Lord, the Creator, who has instructed me to type this post.

How will we wage war? That is secret. Too secret for me to even know.

Will we win? Of course we will, because He is on our side.

How do we know He isn’t a She? ... Ask yourself this, would 'She' have a beared?

Calvinism is stupid. It was made just so he would be famous and according to him if you arent working you are sinning and since you are doing a bad deed that shows you were destined to go to hell since the begginning of time. I am Roman Catholic, a much larger group so dont bring in religion since calvinists wouldnt raise a single arm and besides a computers a luxury which is a sin according to your religion which clearly shows you dont know a lot about.

mods are nice, they recently stopped a person from calling all americans nazis.

He is not on your side. He is not a He nor a She for He is genderless and "He" hates war so he wouldnt go to war unless it was absolutely neccasary.

Good day god moders who dont know their own religion and are trying to beat the ones they cant.

The mods are liberal secularists they deleted my topic. However Calvinism is messed up Catholicism is the way to go for it was established by Jesus himself. Calvinism follows the un-biblical idea of predestination.

Calvinism is stupid. It was made just so he would be famous and according to him if you arent working you are sinning and since you are doing a bad deed that shows you were destined to go to hell since the begginning of time. I am Roman Catholic, a much larger group so dont bring in religion since calvinists wouldnt raise a single arm and besides a computers a luxury which is a sin according to your religion which clearly shows you dont know a lot about.

mods are nice, they recently stopped a person from calling all americans nazis.

He is not on your side. He is not a He nor a She for He is genderless and "He" hates war so he wouldnt go to war unless it was absolutely neccasary.

Good day god moders who dont know their own religion and are trying to beat the ones they cant.

Do I need to quote the Bible?... You're going to hell

You're going to hell... sorry, you all are. Unless you repent of your sins, and join me. Then, together, we can bring down the moderators of NS!

Hail, master! The heretics shall burn for their impudence! All hail the glorious crusade!
Join us or repent fools!
All shall burn lest they repent!



Hmmm well then I did a kneling praw. Now I have to go sacrifce a sheep

Done. Time to cover myself iin oil and wrestle a white bull...

*

What next? being called a fascist commie Anti-Semitic Israeli-loving girly man?


Took the words right out of my mouth.

Suddenly I feel the lord, he compels me.
Join their ranks and observe I shall
What must I do to join your righteous cause.

Ok, this is what you do... 1000000 10001 111100001111000 111000222 111000 1111001. Got it?

Commando3']The mods are liberal secularists they deleted my topic. However Calvinism is messed up Catholicism is the way to go for it was established by Jesus himself. Calvinism follows the un-biblical idea of predestination.
Give me a break (of that kit-kat bar).

You're going to hell... sorry, you all are. Unless you repent of your sins, and join me. Then, together, we can bring down the moderators of NS!

calvinism states that repenting is pointless. Still no good deeds. I hope you like hell

If you knew the history of the Christen religion then you would know two things.
1. There is no hell.
2. If there was (which there isnt) there is away out but i wont tell you.

Calvinism is definetely messed up, but not in any sort of Christian way. I sincerely doubt that too many more people will join your most unworthy cause.

I have to go and beat an effagy of carratop to make my god happy

It is done master, what do you wish of your servant?

Sometimes.
how 'bout now?
no, ok now?

Do I need to quote the Bible?... You're going to hell

yes quote your bible.

mods are nice, they recently stopped a person from calling all americans nazis.

Are you refering to when I called our (Americas) courts nazi-influenced? That does not mean we all are nazis. I am an American nationalist my room is draped in a huge American flag I have a God Bless America bumpersticker I love America I never called all of us nazis only the court system for allowing abortion/euthanasia.

yes quote your bible.

Just a sec...

It is done master, what do you wish of your servant?

you must get me my own city like the pope

I have to go and beat an effagy of carratop to make my god happy

YES! Carrotop is a pawn of the devil! Come, pilgrim, join us in our glorious crusade against the heretics!

Well, time to whip myself...

Commando3']Are you refering to when I called our (Americas) courts nazi-influenced? That does not mean we all are nazis. I am an American nationalist my room is draped in a huge American flag I have a God Bless America bumpersticker I love America I never called all of us nazis only the court system for allowing abortion/euthanasia.
Oh lighten up, join in on the fun, come on tomorrow April Fool's Day! :)

Go away sir. You are very odd.

Now that Ive rolled down a hill of feathers I can finally score a point in Calvinball!! Muahahaha!


Yay for mp5's

Commando3']Are you refering to when I called our (Americas) courts nazi-influenced? That does not mean we all are nazis. I am an American nationalist my room is draped in a huge American flag I have a God Bless America bumpersticker I love America I never called all of us nazis only the court system for allowing abortion/euthanasia.

Yes you did. I specifically remember you calling all americans nazis for allowing her to starve and abortion. You are still ignorant and flame to much.

You're going to hell... sorry, you all are. Unless you repent of your sins, and join me. Then, together, we can bring down the moderators of NS!

Of course I am. This fact has been well established. But ... seing as I have Satan Himself on my payroll, I'm not too terribly concerned. I'm just counting the days til I can take over officially down there.

You, ah ... want we should save you a nice cozy spot? I hear we've got some prime real estate still open with one hell of a view. *grins*

You're going to hell... sorry, you all are. Unless you repent of your sins, and join me. Then, together, we can bring down the moderators of NS!

Sorry, I like it when people challenge my beliefs...

They tend to point out that there are some whacko's on my side of things.

And then I can confront them myself, as any good Christian should.

Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?

Regards,
Gaar

Commando3']Are you refering to when I called our (Americas) courts nazi-influenced? That does not mean we all are nazis. I am an American nationalist my room is draped in a huge American flag I have a God Bless America bumpersticker I love America I never called all of us nazis only the court system for allowing abortion/euthanasia.
You do know that according to the Offical Rules of the Internet the first person to make reference to the other side as Nazis or Nazi-like loses the argument? The mods were helping you're cause.

Ok, this is what you do... 1000000 10001 111100001111000 111000222 111000 1111001. Got it?
Okay I'll do <.

YES! Carrotop is a pawn of the devil! Come, pilgrim, join us in our glorious crusade against the heretics!

Well, time to whip myself...

god will reward us with reaffer and hot dogs

leftwing agenda to destroy Calvinism - the only true religion - and that they are in league with such atheistic organizations as the United Nations, the New World Order, and the evil Gay Elite.
Left wing, I'll give you. But dammit, I'm not an athiest. The Fanged God tells me to oppress you prey^H^H^H^people.

http://www.karenwheeler.com/images/artwork/tiger_eyes.jpg
The Fanged God judges in silence...

The mods are liberal secularists they deleted my topic.When you stop trying to use our boards to foment OMG REVOLUTION! on someone else's site, we'll stop deleting your posts. Simple as that--we want no part in your crusade to Make The Internet A Better Place By Committing Spamattacks On Others (TM)... a patented application of Gabe's GIFT (http://penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319l.jpg).

you must get me my own city like the pope

As you wish...

I have retireved the glorious city of.... Cleveland (yes, that's it) for you to begin your eternal reign! All hail Grand Inquisitor Sllabecaps!

god will reward us with reaffer and hot dogs

Yes, he shall sow his blessings upon us!

Ok, this is what you do... 1000000 10001 111100001111000 111000222 111000 1111001. Got it?
is that binary cause its not translating into anything

As you wish...

I have retireved the glorious city of.... Cleveland (yes, that's it) for you to begin your eternal reign! All hail Grand Inquisitor Sllabecaps!


I reward you with reaffer and hotdogs my servent

You're going to hell... sorry, you all are. Unless you repent of your sins, and join me. Then, together, we can bring down the moderators of NS!
Nope apparently you're going to hell, since God would never have choosen you to join him. You don't understand fundemental calvanist beliefs. Repentence is of no use since God has preordained who will enter heaven. You of all people should know that.

Left wing, I'll give you. But dammit, I'm not an athiest. The Fanged God tells me to oppress you prey^H^H^H^people.

http://www.karenwheeler.com/images/artwork/tiger_eyes.jpg
The Fanged God judges in silence...

When you stop trying to use our boards to foment OMG REVOLUTION! on someone else's site, we'll stop deleting your posts. Simple as that--we want no part in your crusade to Make The Internet A Better Place By Committing Spamattacks On Others (TM)... a patented application of Gabe's GIFT (http://penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319l.jpg).
FOOLS. DO NOT MOCK JRV FOR HE SHOWS US THE WAY TO TRUE SALVATION!!!!
Or keep going. Either way is fine really. I mean look at him, his IQ is, well, you get the point.

Yes you did. I specifically remember you calling all americans nazis for allowing her to starve and abortion. You are still ignorant and flame to much.

I probably love America more than you. If I saw anyone deface an American flag I would tackle them. I never called any American nazi I said "The court systems are nazi-influenced here" which they are. The court has allowed abortion and murder of disabled patients which is what nazis would do. Read my post before making accusations. Why would I call the citizens (including myself) of the greatest country on earth nazis? America took the nazis down.

I reward you with reaffer and hotdogs my servent

Thank you, master. I bow before your will.

All who oppose the blessings of reaffer and hotdogs shall fall by my hand!
Death to the disbelievers!

hey bible biatch
To be punished by god there must be a god in the first place meathead. and if there was in fact a god why would he be worrying about a bunch of people screwing around on computers playing goverment while thousands die a day of hunger! give your head a shake bud! but not to hard that ball barring for a brain might fall out!

peace !

is that binary cause its not translating into anything

It is the word of Him!

Commando3']I probably love America more than you. If I saw anyone deface an American flag I would tackle them. I never called any American nazi I said "The court systems are nazi-influenced here" which they are. The court has allowed abortion and murder of disabled patients which is what nazis would do. Read my post before making accusations. Why would I call the citizens (including myself) of the greatest country on earth nazis? America took the nazis down.
Give it up....just relax. This is supposed to be enjoyable, not arguing.

Ok, this is what you do... 1000000 10001 111100001111000 111000222 111000 1111001. Got it?

Well, that was making more sense than your first post, and then you went and ruined this one too...

Adding the 2's didn't help your cause.

It isn't called "Binary code" for nothing you know! :p

Regards,
Gaar

Thank you, master. I bow before your will.

All who oppose the blessings of reaffer and hotdogs shall fall by my hand!
Death to the disbelievers!


ah a crusating servent I bestow on you invinable armor and sword of nukeing!

Commando3']The mods are liberal secularists they deleted my topic. However Calvinism is messed up Catholicism is the way to go for it was established by Jesus himself. Calvinism follows the un-biblical idea of predestination.

actually, I think if Jesus walked into a Catholic church he would fly into a rage like that time he found a temple being used as an oper air market. Jesus established a church that eventually evolved onto the catholic church, but in the begining the Christian church was probably much closer to modern day Non Denominational (Bible) churches, there's some scripture I could quote on that but... I don't actually remember it, only the connotations and what not

FOOLS. DO NOT MOCK JRV FOR HE SHOWS US THE WAY TO TRUE SALVATION!!!!

Join us, noble warrior. The path of true salvation lies within. Cast off your taint and declare yourself a follower of Sllabecaps! Swiftly, for the door to salvation is narrow!

Ok, this is what you do... 1000000 10001 111100001111000 111000222 111000 1111001. Got it?
Liar! There's no such thing as 2!

Commando3']I probably love America more than you. If I saw anyone deface an American flag I would tackle them. I never called any American nazi I said "The court systems are nazi-influenced here" which they are. The court has allowed abortion and murder of disabled patients which is what nazis would do. Read my post before making accusations. Why would I call the citizens (including myself) of the greatest country on earth nazis? America took the nazis down.

You probably like america more then me and i am confused on why you said the greatest country on earth. America is at least 20 countries.

Nope apparently you're going to hell, since God would never have choosen you to join him. You don't understand fundemental calvanist beliefs. Repentence is of no use since God has preordained who will enter heaven. You of all people should know that.

Well obviously. I just hoped to fool the heathons into following me blindly to their deaths in the firey pits of hell. I am Elected.

I will summon my army of Illuminati!!!?!?!#@#~~!!

Give it up....just relax. This is supposed to be enjoyable, not arguing.

I don't like being accused of saying something I never said from a liberal of all people.

Liar! There's no such thing as 2!

No, knave and servant of the Dark One! 2 has been proclaimed as the mark of the Renewal. Cast off your taint and embrace the truth!

actually, I think if Jesus walked into a Catholic church he would fly into a rage like that time he found a temple being used as an oper air market. Jesus established a church that eventually evolved onto the catholic church, but in the begining the Christian church was probably much closer to modern day Non Denominational (Bible) churches, there's some scripture I could quote on that but... I don't actually remember it, only the connotations and what not

Pope St. Peter the Rock anyone?

Well, that was making more sense than your first post, and then you went and ruined this one too...

Adding the 2's didn't help your cause.

It isn't called "Binary code" for nothing you know! :p

Regards,
Gaar

And it isn’t called the word of ‘God’ for nothing you know? Smart arse. Rot in hell for your knowledge.

'Him' must not know his binary. *chuckles*

[NS]Commando3 -- seriously, man. Ease up. You're not doing your fellow American's any favors with your attitudes there, sorry.

Commando3']I don't like being accused of saying something I never said from a liberal of all people.
Well don't ruin this thread. We are supposed to be gathering our armies to take over the world.

I will summon my army of Illuminati!!!?!?!#@#~~!!

To arms, followers! The forces of the heretics draw near!

Join us, noble warrior. The path of true salvation lies within. Cast off your taint and declare yourself a follower of Sllabecaps! Swiftly, for the door to salvation is narrow!


join me yessss or my armies will steal your hot dogs and reaffer!

join me yessss or my armies will steal your hot dogs and reaffer!

My Lord (prostrates himself meekly), what do you wish from your humble servant! I am not worthy of your Divine Voice!

To arms, followers! The forces of the heretics draw near!
Aahahahahaha!!! My army is marching towards your city gates now!!! Mwuahahahaa!

And it isn’t called the word of ‘God’ for nothing you know? Smart arse. Rot in hell for your knowledge.

You know what schismists rot in hell and you support one therefore you are one. Dont worry you only rot in the sixth layer seventh at most

Jibea, are you familiar with a thing called 'humour'? Or is that something not known to Catholics...

I COMMANND YOU TO... give me 10 million dollars!

Jibea, are you familiar with a thing called 'humour'? Or is that something not known to Catholics...
Keep it clean, or else I will detonate the doomsday device.

Aahahahahaha!!! My army is marching towards your city gates now!!! Mwuahahahaa!

Nay, for it is quoted in the Book of 2 that all who oppose the mighty crusade of Sllabecaps shall fall by the blades of his followers! To arms, JRV!

*charges in to battle*

AHHHHHHHHHH! DIE HERETICS!

You know what schismists rot in hell and you support one therefore you are one. Dont worry you only rot in the sixth layer seventh at most

Actually, it's eighth. And the further down, the better. You probably won't get past two though. So enjoy.

Jibea, are you familiar with a thing called 'humour'? Or is that something not known to Catholics...

We don't find heresy funny.

I COMMANND YOU TO... give me 10 million dollars!

Yes my Lord, anything!

*commands followers to give him 10 million for "fatih reinforcement"*

Here, my Lord. Use it to spread thy Divine Will.

Jibea, are you familiar with a thing called 'humour'? Or is that something not known to Catholics...

Yes i am. I am a fanatic and making fun of my religion or beliefs arent funny.

Nay, for it is quoted in the Book of 2 that all who oppose the mighty crusade of Sllabecaps shall fall by the blades of his followers! To arms, JRV!

*charges in to battle*

AHHHHHHHHHH! DIE HERETICS!


divine protection to my armies!!

Nay, for it is quoted in the Book of 2 that all who oppose the mighty crusade of Sllabecaps shall fall by the blades of his followers! To arms, JRV!

*charges in to battle*

AHHHHHHHHHH! DIE HERETICS!
Charge! ALALALALALLA!!!!!!!!

Um, just when are the NS mods supposed to have their arses well and truly booted by the Almighty? He sure seems to be taking His sweet time. Hurry up, if you would, Oh Almighty One.

Actually, it's eighth. And the further down, the better. You probably won't get past two though. So enjoy.

Hast thou been blinded? JRV is the truth, no less! I say, renounce your beliefs and embrace his will, for even you can be cast in to the foulest pits of hell!

I'm sorry, I am a tool of the Devil and a card-carrying member of the New World Order.
You too?
I thought I was the only one for a while there!

Actually, it's eighth. And the further down, the better. You probably won't get past two though. So enjoy.

NO farther down the worse. Satan is at the pinnacle of the ninth with Judas brutus and cassius with the traitors of trust above him freezing

Yes my Lord, anything!

*commands followers to give him 10 million for "fatih reinforcement"*

Here, my Lord. Use it to spread thy Divine Will.
You will surely bow down to vast armies!

SILENCE! SILENCE to all who speak.

I have just had this Communiqué from the Lord, the Creator, Him:

We are winning the war against the heathons. NationStates has fallen. The infidels are no more. The moderators have been eliminated... most of them. Praise to Me.

He has spoken.

Well, that was making more sense than your first post, and then you went and ruined this one too...

Adding the 2's didn't help your cause.

It isn't called "Binary code" for nothing you know! :p

Regards,
Gaar
You cannot see the genius of God. His message rings clear q9...Q9!
At least that's what I got when I stuck 00110010 in place of the 2s

NO farther down the worse. Satan is at the pinnacle of the ninth with Judas brutus and cassius with the traitors of trust above him freezing

That's a Catholic lie.

Charge! ALALALALALLA!!!!!!!!

*several hours pass*

Ahhh... thou hast vanquished me on the field of battle! I shall return, and with greater number!

*flees, leaving ruins and piles of hotdogs*

Hast thou been blinded? JRV is the truth, no less! I say, renounce your beliefs and embrace his will, for even you can be cast in to the foulest pits of hell!


Scree you!

*bitch slaps him*

You too?
I thought I was the only one for a while there!
Small world, huh?

*several hours pass*

Ahhh... thou hast vanquished me on the field of battle! I shall return, and with greater number!

*flees, leaving ruins and piles of hotdogs*
I am victorious (for now)!!!!

I assume He spaketh in Ternary?

SILENCE! SILENCE to all who speak.

I have just had this Communiqué from the Lord, the Creator, Him:

We are winning the war against the heathons. NationStates has fallen. The infidels are no more. The moderators have been eliminated... most of them. Praise to Me.

He has spoken.

APRIL FOOL! :D :D

Scree you!

My humblest apologies lord! I was possessed by a most capricious demon who sought to test my faith! It hath been cast out from me!

Praise be to Sllabecaps!

APRIL FOOL! :D :D

Yes. You fools...

NO farther down the worse. Satan is at the pinnacle of the ninth with Judas brutus and cassius with the traitors of trust above him freezing
Actually that's pretty much creative license of Dante, and has no actual basis in the bible.

Yes i am. I am a fanatic and making fun of my religion or beliefs arent funny.

Yours may not be...

But I guarantee that HIS are hilarious!!! :D

Join the fun! :p

Regards,
Gaar

dont make me use the divine AK-47s!

Bow to your Lord, the Creator!

Well obviously. I just hoped to fool the heathons into following me blindly to their deaths in the firey pits of hell. I am Elected.

Can't be. I don't think any of us voted for you ... :P
For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men.-- exerpt from 1 Peter 2:13-15

SILENCE! SILENCE to all who speak.

I have just had this Communiqué from the Lord, the Creator, Him:

We are winning the war against the heathons. NationStates has fallen. The infidels are no more. The moderators have been eliminated... most of them. Praise to Me.

He has spoken.

Odd ... quite a few still seem to be up and kicking. False prophet, anyone? Not to mention, 'Him' still can't seem to spell, either.

no! bow down to me!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...... An army of crazy fanatic christians huh? Reminds me of Hitler and the Nazi's........

SILENCE! SILENCE to all who speak.

I have just had this Communiqué from the Lord, the Creator, Him:

We are winning the war against the heathons. NationStates has fallen. The infidels are no more. The moderators have been eliminated... most of them. Praise to Me.

He has spoken.

See, what did I tell you...

If ya can't laugh at that, well you have no sense of Humor! :D

Regards,
Gaar

Rightio. So the mods are anti-Calvinist. Makes sense. I mean, they did delete two spectacularly Calvinist nations, who claimed loudly and repeatedly to be Calvinist, and then to be persecuted because of their faith.

It's not like they were violating the NationStates Terms and Conditions of Use by recommending violence and oppression against women, non-Caucasians, and homosexuals and insulting many of those not even belonging to those groups. They also were not repeatedly warned to ease up, and they were innocent peaceful souls who never flamed anyone.

Further, it is necessary to bring Comparative Christianity into this discussion because it is completely relevant to declaring war on the mods.

Yes, I realize this is general, where everything never eventually strays so far off topic so as to actually and change, and the same general in which everything never devolves into an argument and remains a debate.

But honestly now. How are you going to execute this holy war? I mean, the Mods don't live on at least two continents or in at least five time zones. And most of them are of course located at permanent addresses because they don't attend school or work, and have nothing better to do all day than sit on here and listen to people rant about how evil/liberal/fascist/nazi/etc the VOLUNTEERS who run a PRIVATE site are.

Or wait....

Can't be. I don't think any of us voted for you ... :P
For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men.-- exerpt from 1 Peter 2:13-15



Odd ... quite a few still seem to be up and kicking. False prophet, anyone? Not to mention, 'Him' still can't seem to spell, either.

These are infidel lies. Do not believe what you are told. Ignore this... this heathon!

Can somebody tell me what Calvanists are?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...... An army of crazy fanatic christians huh? Reminds me of Hitler and the Nazi's........

Or the last Democratic Convention, either way... :rolleyes:

But honestly now. How are you going to execute this holy war? I mean, the Mods don't live on at least two continents or in at least five time zones. And most of them are of course located at permanent addresses because they don't attend school or work, and have nothing better to do all day than sit on here and listen to people rant about how evil/liberal/fascist/nazi/etc the VOLUNTEERS who run a PRIVATE site are.

Or wait....

He works in mysterious ways.

See, what did I tell you...

If ya can't laugh at that, well you have no sense of Humor! :D

Regards,
Gaar
Well, to be honest, the joke sucked.

Or the last Democratic Convention, either way... :rolleyes:
Wha???You showed your sense of humor! yay!

These are infidel lies. Do not believe what you are told. Ignore this... this heathon!


I know what you are but what am I!!!!

*returns later with a vast army of elephants, knights, and infantry*

Wouldst thou challenge me now, Kervoskia? I invoke the divine power of
Sllabecaps on this day!

And you, Urantia II whom wouldst thou serve, the truth of Sllabecaps or the lies of the heretics? I assure you the path to hell is wide and easily traveled!

Is this a joke or serious? :confused: If this is serious,then this will happen. :mp5: God of Heaven will guide nuke missile,while God of Hell will bring nuclear destruction!! :sniper: and :) :upyours:

I know what you are but what am I!!!!

Wither before the truth of my Heavenly Ruler!

*returns later with a vast army of elephants, knights, and infantry*

Wouldst thou challenge me now, Kervoskia? I invoke the divine power of
Sllabecaps on this day!

And you, Urantia II whom wouldst thou serve, the truth of Sllabecaps or the lies of the heretics? I assure you the path to hell is wide and easily traveled!
* summons his army of Illuminati and Michael Moore Clones to attack*
Attack!!!!!!!Yarrrrrrrr!!!

Is this a joke or serious? :confused: If this is serious,then this will happen. :mp5: God of Heaven will guide nuke missile,while God of Hell will bring nuclear destruction!! :sniper: and :) :upyours:
its a joke. :D

Well, to be honest, the joke sucked.

I know you did. And one must wonder what God was thinking…

* summons his army of Illuminati and Michael Moore Clones to attack*
Attack!!!!!!!Yarrrrrrrr!!!


HERE COMES THE FAT!!!

Hee! 'Him's prophet can't spell either. Let me let you in on a little known truth, here. *leans in to whisper conspiratorily*

If you can't spell it, you can't have it. Or enforce it. Or use it. Or condemn it, for that matter.

*goes back to reveling in her wicked ways, and being an utter 'heathon'*

* summons his army of Illuminati and Michael Moore Clones to attack*

Simpleton! Wouldst thou bring Michael Moore clones on to the battlefield when I command the power of Sllabecaps?

*throws hotdogs on to battlefield. Michael Moore clones run to it*

Charge, whilst the enemy is weak godly warriors!

YAHHHHHHH!

Now all of yer, piss off. I'm tired and need drink...
- Him

Hee! 'Him's prophet can't spell either. Let me let you in on a little known truth, here. *leans in to whisper conspiratorily*

If you can't spell it, you can't have it. Or enforce it. Or use it. Or condemn it, for that matter.

*goes back to reveling in her wicked ways, and being an utter 'heathon'*


KILL HER! and burn her dead body!

I comdemn you all to spend a week with michael jackson alone in bed...... MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know you did. And one must wonder what God was thinking…
?
That's not even a coherent thought.

Simpleton! Wouldst thou bring Michael Moore clones on to the battlefield when I command the power of Sllabecaps?

*throws hotdogs on to battlefield. Michael Moore clones run to it*

Charge, whilst the enemy is weak godly warriors!

YAHHHHHHH!
Thou hast discovered their weakness!!! Nooo!
Illuminati attaaaaaaaaaack!

*goes back to reveling in her wicked ways, and being an utter 'heathon'*

Nay, embrace the truth, ere Sllabecaps smite thee with the Divine Powers!

*builds stake, lights fire*

I say, wilst thou repent, or shall I be forced to burn thee upon the pyre of cleansing?

Yes i am. I am a fanatic and making fun of my religion or beliefs arent funny.


Jibea, are you familiar with a thing called 'humour'? Or is that something not known to Catholics...


I am an athiest. However, I think that this is a bad joke. First of all you are misrepressenting Calvainism. Mormons constantly face the belief that all Mormons are polygamous because of similar jokes.

I also think that considering how how much people protest about the religous right trying to force their beliefs on others, making fun of the right is completely hypocritical.

I do have a sense of humor, but 10 pages of a joke is little long.

?
That's not even a coherent thought.

Sorry… I thought you were the joke. At least that is what He implied.

*returns later with a vast army of elephants, knights, and infantry*

Wouldst thou challenge me now, Kervoskia? I invoke the divine power of
Sllabecaps on this day!

And you, Urantia II whom wouldst thou serve, the truth of Sllabecaps or the lies of the heretics? I assure you the path to hell is wide and easily traveled!

Serve?

Definitely no Earthy "King", that's for sure...

And most definitely not someone who “proclaims themselves” to be something they are not. If you can live by your words and show me you are worthy, I may like to listen then but demanding obedience isn't going to cut it, with me at least.

Regards,
Gaar

I am an athiest. However, I think that this is a bad joke. First of all you are misrepressenting Calvainism. Mormons constantly face the belief that all Mormons are polygamous because of similar jokes.

I also think that considering how how much people protest about the religous right trying to force their beliefs on others, making fun of the right is completely hypocritical.

I do have a sense of humor, but 10 pages of a joke is little long.
I wonder how long this will last.

Illuminati attaaaaaaaaaack!

Hah, I have tactics to stop thine hellhounds!

*throws US $1 dollar bills on the battlefield*

Behold, and attempt to interpret the symbols contained therein!

KILL HER! and burn her dead body!

I'm wearing asbestos underwear. And a bullet-proof vest. Standard issue when one ventures into General. *nods sagely and winks*

Hah, I have tactics to stop thine hellhounds!

*throws US $1 dollar bills on the battlefield*

Behold, and attempt to interpret the symbols contained therein!
Thats the Free Masons.

If 10 pages is too long, change the number of posts displayed per page. Then it will be shorter. (Or longer, if you're into that.)

I am an athiest. However, I think that this is a bad joke. First of all you are misrepressenting Calvainism. Mormons constantly face the belief that all Mormons are polygamous because of similar jokes.

I also think that considering how how much people protest about the religous right trying to force their beliefs on others, making fun of the right is completely hypocritical.

I do have a sense of humor, but 10 pages of a joke is little long.

Then move along. Please stop spamming His thread. You don't have to find this, whatever it is, funny. But you don't have to make the 10 pages longer by telling me why you don't find it so.

And most definitely not someone who “proclaims themselves” to be something they are not. If you can live by your words and show me you are worthy, I may like to listen then but demanding obedience isn't going to cut it, with me at least.

Bah, thou needst not an explaination. Embrace our Lord, and truth shall be revealed!

I do have a sense of humor, but 10 pages of a joke is little long.

10 pages! The Final Judgement is anon! Sllabecaps, I call out to you for salvation!

Thats the Free Masons.

Blast, it appears a foul demon hath smitten me with ignorance!
Charge men, and spare no one!

Then move along. Please stop spamming His thread. You don't have to find this, whatever it is, funny. But you don't have to make the 10 pages longer by telling me why you don't find it so.

I liked the "invisible" writing...

Wonder how many saw that?

Regards,
Gaar

I'm adding a poll... tell me whether you found it 'funny' (if just slightly), didn't find it funny, or don't give a toss. I'll be voting for 'don't give a toss'...

*returns later with a vast army of elephants, knights, and infantry*

Wouldst thou challenge me now, Kervoskia? I invoke the divine power of
Sllabecaps on this day!

And you, Urantia II whom wouldst thou serve, the truth of Sllabecaps or the lies of the heretics? I assure you the path to hell is wide and easily traveled!


Oh, that road? I took that path a loooooooong time ago. It looked really nice with all those flowers, and birds, and .......demons. ;) Hell, I even saw Nathi on that road, having a chat with the devil. Those two.... they're so nice!

I liked the "invisible" writing...

Wonder how many saw that?

Regards,
Gaar

Are you on something? I didn't put any invisible writing in my post... must have been Him.

*falls unconscious*

Wow, what the hell happened for the last 10 pages?

Actually it would appear that the poll is invisible, and only He can vote.

I have to go... MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*makes self small*
I'm confused...

Are you on something? I didn't put any invisible writing in my post... must have been Him.

He may be referring to other folks ... you know how those 'heathons' can be. Damned dirty tricksters that they are. *shakes a fist in mock rage*

He works in mysterious ways.


Uh huh. I am aware. That still doesn't tell me how YOU are going to execute His Holy War.

Cause God doesn't interfere like that.

Are you on something? I didn't put any invisible writing in my post... must have been Him.

I'm pretty sure if it was HIM, he would have known the exact "quote"... :p

EDIT: My bad... You only quoted the post... The "true" offender has come forward. :D

Vote! Vote! Vote!

I predict the nays will have it.

Viacom Cable....juuuummmmbbboooo

Vote! Vote! Vote!

I predict the nays will have it.

It's funny. Stupidity often amuses me.

I'm pretty sure if it was HIM, he would have known the exact "quote"... :p

EDIT: My bad... You only quoted the post... The "true" offender has come forward. :D

Only one of possibly several, if one reads carefully ... *sly grin*

Order. There shall be order in the House.

Order. There shall be order in the House.

Awesome. I'll have a grilled ham and swiss on white, and a glass of 2%, please.

Awesome. I'll have a grilled ham and swiss on white, and a glass of 2%, please.

All in favor?

Personally, I'd prefer whole milk, and American cheese rather than Swiss. :)

~Marches up to the battlefield~

I am here to stop such armies and prepare the way for myself to rule the world! All bow down before the might of Lord... Lord... Line!

~Reads the cue card stuck in front of her and frowns~

Lord Gigglepops!

Now, just to show you my vastly superior evil, say hello to my army!

~A bunch of men walk forward and, with a single movement, are wearing nothing but really tight briefs. They then begin pelvic dancing to the tune of a Michael Jackson song.~

Say hello to the Pelvic Dancers of Doom!

I better be getting paid well for this...

Jibea, are you familiar with a thing called 'humour'? Or is that something not known to Catholics...

Silly, I'm Catholic.

OK, we're ready! Where do you want us?

--looks around --


Hey, where did everybody go?

Don't tell me we were late for the Apocalypse again!

Man, I hate it when that happens.

Everbody back in the Council for Foreign Relations vans!

Fenrir, quit eating Hitler clones. We'll need 'em next time.

Fire giants, stay away from Tezcatlipoca's jaguars on the ride home. I hate the smell of burnt fur.

Dazhdbog, put the Egg down carefully and start getting Hathor drunk again. Oswald, you help him.

Lizard people, you need to return Aido-Hwedo and Jormengard. (They can eat some of the giant rats. But keep it quiet.)

Next time somebody better tell me about the change in plans before we get all packed up -- or there will be hell to pay!