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What songs do you think might make a good themesong for the mods?
:D

I'm thinking "Climbing Up The Walls", by Radiohead.
I am the key to the lock in your house
That keeps your toys in the basement
And if you get too far inside
You'll only see my reflection

It's always best with the covers up
I am the pick in the ice
Do not cry out or hit the alarm
You know we're friends till we die

And either way you turn, I'll be there
Open up your skull, I'll be there
Climbing up the walls

It's always best when the light is off
It's always better on the outside
Fifteen blows to the back of your head
Fifteen blows to your mind

So lock the kids up safe tonight
Shut the eyes in the cupboard
I've got the smile of a local man
Who's got the loneliest feeling

That either way you turn, I'll be there
Open up your skull and I'll be there
Climbing up the walls

Climbing up the walls
Climbing up the walls

Shout at the Devil
Motley Crue

Dido "This Land Is Mine" :p

"March of the Emperor" from The Empire Strikes Back?

"March of the Emperor" from The Empire Strikes Back?

Hell yea! That'll scare the shiznit out of anyone!

I mean, think about it, the Mods enter the thread, the theme from "Empire Strikes Back" comes on, and everyone KNOWS somethings going down, and that a Big Bossman is here, ya know? Lol, man, that would be wicked.

"Do It Again"--Queens of the Stone age. no reason. just a good song.

Change one letter in the name of a fameous queen song

We will, we will...Lock you!

"I Fought the Law and the Law Won"

"I Fought the Law and the Law Won"
Purrrfect :p

I thought we were making them up, so I was going to sing this:

We're all hate you, but we love you,
in a benevolent autocratic kind of wayyy....

Another one bites the dust?

Change one letter in the name of a fameous queen song

We will, we will...Lock you!
Stemming off of your "lock" idea and something I've heard Sirocco say...

"The Lockomotion".

"Everybody's doin' a brand-new dance, now
(Come on baby, do the Lockomotion)
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, do the Lockomotion)"

Stemming off of your "lock" idea and something I've heard Sirocco say...

"The Lockomotion".

"Everybody's doin' a brand-new dance, now
(Come on baby, do the Lockomotion)
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, do the Lockomotion)"

Lol, very cool

This lock idea keeps on rolling, try this one
Tom Jones and the Cardigians:
"Locking down the post"

Watch out you might get what youre after
cool babies, flame but not a flamer
i'm an ordinary mod
Locking down the post

hold tight wait till the trolling's started
hold tight we're in for nasty insults
there has got to be a way
Locking down the post

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?

What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you lose?
Lose?
(repeat)
.

(4... 3... 2... 1...)

no one sleep in Nationstates
all right crossing the line
no one quit the radio
The Forum is on fire

even if you say "I have been the world wide"
I'll take you where surely you have never been
all right in the fight I'm OK... come on
come on

hey do you feel the night is breathable
look at this site which is unbelievable
no other places like that in the world, world, world

(1, 2, 3, 4)

no one sleep in Nationstates
all right crossing the line
no one quit the radio
The Forum is on fire

no one sleep in Nationstates
all right crossing the line
no one quit the radio
The Forum is on fire

turning to the left easy chicks and red lights
and to the right crazy debates everywhere
all right in the fight I'm OK... come on
come on

hey do you feel the night is breathable
look at this site which is unbelievable
no other places like that in the world, world, world

(1, 2, 3, 4)

no one sleep in Nationstates
all right crossing the line
no one quit the radio
The Forum is on fire

no one sleep in Nationstates
all right crossing the line
no one quit the radio
The Forum is on fire

(come on)

(1, 2, 3, 4)

all right crossing the line
The Forum is on fire

hey do you feel the night is breathable
look at this site which is unbelievable
no other places like that in the world, world, world

(1, 2, 3, 4)

no one sleep in Nationstates
all right crossing the line
no one quit the radio
The Forum is on fire

no one sleep in Nationstates
all right crossing the line
no one quit the radio
The Forum is on fire

(Sung to the Tune "No one sleeps in Tokyo" by the Edo Boys... Initial D soundtrack.)

Oh, jeez. For the past few months, this moderator them song has been in my head every once in a while. Simply sing the words "Moderator Action" to the tune of "row row your boat gently down the stream," etc.

"Closing Time" Semisonic

Theme Song for Mods?

Presumably something by a Mod band.

I still think "The March of the Emporer" works for the Mods.

That or "It's raining men" for some reason.

"Anarchy in the (forums.jolt.co.)UK"

no?

oh well....

What'cha gonna do, what'cha gonna do when the MODS come for you!
lol :D

That or "It's raining men" for some reason.
I am either intrigued or horrified at that. Or possibly vaguely titillated.

I still think "The March of the Emporer" works for the Mods.

That or "It's raining men" for some reason.


LOL....Oh God....I now have visions of Cog, Myrth, Fris and that GMC mod all dancing on a stage to this song. Ive never seen any of them so of course my mind has made up images of what I think they look like. for instance:

Cog: in my make believe world, hes tall- about 6'3, medium build, good posture, brown, short, very neatly groomed hair. He wears oxford shirts with expensive ties and he wears glasses. He's quiet and doesnt smile often but devilishly handsome. Has a pic of Einstein on his desk. Wicked smart and drinks fine wine on occasion, likes to see a good play at the theater.

Myrth- tall also about 6'3, thin body, blonde hair, doesnt smile but has a permanant smirk on his face. He's handsome and looks like the guy that played Geoffry Chaucer in "A Knights Tale" and also that movie where he played tennis with Kirsten Dunst. He's mean to old people and kicks dogs when no one's looking.

Fris- dark hair, glasses, shorter than Myrth and Cog, maybe....5'10. Dresses well but clothes are always ruffled.....tie loosened, sleeves rolled up. Probably because he tries his best to juggle his NS responsibilities and work at the same time. Drinks Mountain Dew all day as a pick me up. Has a Dilbert calendar on his desk.

GMC Military Arms- large build, muscular, wears a baseball cap and overalls. Carries a shotgun everywhere he goes. Drives a GMC 4x4 truck with a "Piss on Ford" sticker on the back window. Can kick anyones ass...anyone.

well I've seen Kats pic so I dont have an imaginary view of her physical looks but I envision her drinking red wine on the sofa while reading a good book. A cat is asleep beside her.

I dunno if Hack is a man or woman but my vision is that its a she and she wears a long flowing white gown everywhere.

Thats what my imagination has come up with during my tour of NS......I'm way off arent I? Oh well....a girl can dream.

I dunno if Hack is a man or woman but my vision is that its a she and she wears a long flowing white gown everywhere.
I will quote GMC from another thread here:
I'm not Hack. He's my wife. ^_^
http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8374346&postcount=26

An interesting ambiguity in word choices, both "wife" and "he" were used.
I propose a theory that Hack crossdresses.

:D

*cackles evilly and runs from Hack before he decides that my head would make a good chewtoy*

In the tune of "God Save The Queen" by the Sex Pistols...

God save the mods
The fascist old sods
They gave you a warning
Potential forum ban

God save the mods
They ain't no fucking gods
There is no freedom
In NS's dreaming

Don't be told what to post and
Don't be told what you feel
There's no posting, no posting
No posting for you

God save the mods
We mean it, man
We love our mods
God saves

God save the mods
'Cause posters take bandwidth
And our forum rules
Are not what they seem

God save the trolls
God save their mad parade
Oh lord, god, have mercy
All crimes are paid

When there's no posting, how can there be sin
We're the users in the dustbin
We're the poison in your modding machine
We're the forum, your forum
God save the mods
We mean it, man
We love our mods
God saves

God save the mods
We mean it, man
There is no future
In locking topics

No future
No future
No future for you

No future
No future
No future for us

No future
No future
No future for you

Well, that's more of an anti-mod theme... Oh well.

more please

We didn't start the fire

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it...

We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

;)

We didn't start the fire

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it...

We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

;)

What, you didn't like mine...?

<snip>
I dunno if Hack is a man or woman but my vision is that its a she and she wears a long flowing white gown everywhere.

Taken from bits of IRC convo ...

<Petoht_Al-Rayn> I dunno if Hack is a man or woman but my vision is that its a she and she wears a long flowing white gown everywhere. <--- ROFL
<Nathicana> Oh daaaahling, you are so sexah! *giggles*
<Petoht_Al-Rayn> "Happy birthday, Mr. Max Barry..."
* Nathicana positions Hack over a convenient vent ...

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TEL/5522.jpg

Yep. That's our Hack. :D

~\o I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! o/~

I can hear "The Boys are back in town"
or "Ghost town"

But I do like the Star Wars Idea too

I somehow come to think of the Blidn Guardian tune "Battalions of Fear". But only the title works, the lyrics have nothing to do with this.

The theme from Mission Impossible (http://www.cc.chu.edu.tw/~marcus/sound/mission_impossible.mid) comes to mind. :D

For no real reason other than it sounds cool, I propose the Quincy theme!

(For those poor, poor souls who have never heard it, click here (http://www.barbneal.com/wav/tvthemes/quincy.wav).)

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphoooooooone

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphoooooooone

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes, to call a friend of mine...
Don't need computers, or TV, to have a real good time...

Hmm...interesting.

I think this one fits :p
Veteran Of The Psychic Wars - Blue Öyster Cult

bump

I think this was fun......*wonders if any mods besides Hack read my make believe world visions of them*

Immigration song- Dont ask why

Smurf theme music-Mods are cute but so Deadly
or Perhaps the Gremlin music

Ill communication

How about the theme to the original SpyHunter game?

I can write one... Back in 5 mintues!

The Mod Squad theme song.

A) "It's the end of the world as we know it" R.E.M.
B) The fire and brimstone song (I don't know what it is, but it's the one from the Disney classic Fantasia when the evil is being conjured.
C) The Barney theme. "I love you, you love me, we are one big family..."

Or last but not least...

We don't need no moderation! We don't need no self control!
No dark sarcasm in the forums. Mods go leave the DEATs alone!
Hey! People! Leave the DEATs alone!
(Pause for guitar riff)
All in all it's just a-nother mod on call. All in all it's just a-nother mod on call. :D

If you don't know this one, you don't belong in society.

A) "It's the end of the world as we know it" R.E.M.
B) The fire and brimstone song (I don't know what it is, but it's the one from the Disney classic Fantasia when the evil is being conjured.
C) The Barney theme. "I love you, you love me, we are one big family..."

Or last but not least...

We don't need no moderation! We don't need no self control!
No dark sarcasm in the forums. Mods go leave the DEATs alone!
Hey! People! Leave the DEATs alone!
(Pause for guitar riff)
All in all it's just a-nother mod on call. All in all it's just a-nother mod on call. :D

If you don't know this one, you don't belong in society.


points for originality

go We Will Lock You!

Ride of the Valkyries?

The name's nothing special, but it's got the right sound.

... and here it is!

If you have a piano, try to play it. Remember, keep it fast!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/jmboniface/ModeratorThemeSong.png

"I'm An Asshole" by Dennis Leary? j/k :p

Exitable Mod - Warren Zevon

The Modding Song - Tom Lehrar

You Are the Government - Bad Religion

What I Lock About You - Can't Remember

(To the theme of One Week by Barenaked Ladies)

It’s been one week since you locked my thread
Cocked your head to the side
and said I’m angry
Five days since you Deat'd me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days in living room,
I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you
Yesterday you perma-banned me
But I still have two other accounts, I'm sorry

Mods on Parade - RATM

No Shelter - RATM

The Final CountDown- Europe
We're leaving together
But still is farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again ?
It's the final countdown
The final countdown
We're heading for Vinus
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all
With so many light years to go
And things to be found
I'm sure that we all miss her so
It's the final countdown
The final countdown
The final countdown
(Final countdown)
Oh, oh!
Oh, oh!
It's the final countdown
The final countdown
The final countdown
(Final countdown)
Oh, Yeah!
It's the final countdown
We're leaving together
The final countdown
We'll all miss her so
The final countdown
(Final countdown)
Oh, oh!
It's the final countdown
We're leaving together
The final countdown
We'll all miss her so
The final countdown
(Final countdown)
Oh, Yeah!
It's the Final!

I listen to Ride of the Valkyries when I mod all the time. I find the Imperial March apt as well.

Under the correct circumstances, the 1812 overture is good too. Kudos on the Zevon ref; he's my favorite recording artist of all time.

How about the theme to the original SpyHunter game?"The Theme From Peter Gunn" by Henry Mancini

B) The fire and brimstone song (I don't know what it is, but it's the one from the Disney classic Fantasia when the evil is being conjured."Night On Bald Mountain" by Modeste Moussorgsky

What I Lock About You - Can't RememberThe Romantics

;)

Geez,

Why not the Batman themetune ?!

It's my forum and I'll ban if I want to...ban if I want to...you would ban too if it happened to you.

Montagues and Capulets (http://www.cbso.co.uk/resources/sounds/prokofievRomeoAndJuliet.rm) for Romeo and Juliet (Prokofiev)


You can't beat it.

Am I Evil - Metallica
(well its a cover, but i forget who did the original)

Old Flames Can't Hold A Candle To You

Am I Evil - Metallica

"Captive Honor" by MegaDeth?

Personally, I like "Dogma" by KMFDM

Uh Oh! We're in trouble. Someones gonna come and burst our bubble.

Well thats a line :p Cant remember the name of song or band.

For those too fond of the fluffle spam:

The KKK Took My Baby Away.

The obvious choice, and I'm surprised nobody mentioned it:

We are the mods,
we are the mods,
we are,
we are,
we are the mods!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/mods.jpg

"Captive Honor" by MegaDeth?

hehe good one :p

how about "Seek & Destroy" again by Metallica ;)

Personally, I like "Dogma" by KMFDM
"All we want is a headrush
All we want is to get out of our skin for a while
We have nothing to lose because we don't have anything
Anything we want anyway.
We used to hate people
Now we just make fun of them,
it's more effective that way"

KMFDM is good.

Real men of Genius...........Mr. .......

How about something simple, like the song from Bonanza.

The Imperial March.

That, or Witchdoctor!

For some reason, the Dangermouse theme tune springs to mind...

Ethier The empire strikes back or we are the GORTers to "we are the champions"

The song they play at funerals whatever it is called

The song they play at funerals whatever it is called
Tchaikovsky's Funeral March

Tchaikovsky's Funeral March yeah thats it thx I forgot the name,

Montagues and Capulets (http://www.cbso.co.uk/resources/sounds/prokofievRomeoAndJuliet.rm) for Romeo and Juliet (Prokofiev)


You can't beat it.
Wow.
That is pretty damn good.
*claps*

The Lumberjack Song!

The Lumberjack Song!
"I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa."

Nah, that one's not the mod theme song, that's Hack's theme song!
^_^

*runs again*

i hope the mods actually do choose a theme song

"I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa."

Nah, that one's not the mod theme song, that's Hack's theme song!
^_^

*runs again* How about
Every mod is sacred
Every mod is great
If you hijack a thread
They get quite irate

Let the flammers posts theirs
On the spammers board
The mods shall make them pay for
Everytime they post some more

Every mod is wanted.
Every mod is good.
Every mod is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Flammers, spammers, Commando
Post theirs just anywhere,
But mod loves those who post their
Opinions with more care.

Every mod is sacred
Every mod is great
If you hijack a thread
They get quite irate

Every mod is wanted.
Every mod is good.
Every mod is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every mod is useful.
Every mod is fine.
Mod needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!

Let the asshats post theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
The mods shall strike them down for
Each thread that's made in vain.

Every mod is sacred.
Every mod is good.
Every mod is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every mod is sacred
Every mod is great
If you hijack a thread
They get quite iraaaate!!!!!

I want hte five minutes of my life i spent readin that song back

I want hte five minutes of my life i spent readin that song back
It took you five whole minutes?

i'm thinking "I Spy" by the Dead Kennedys, but replace "Spy" with mod. or the admin.'s theme from the "Meaning of Life" (da da da dada dum dum dum). yea, those are good, imho

We don't need no moderation! We don't need no self control!
No dark sarcasm in the forums. Mods go leave the DEATs alone!
Hey! People! Leave the DEATs alone!
(Pause for guitar riff)
All in all it's just a-nother mod on call. All in all it's just a-nother mod on call. :D

If you don't know this one, you don't belong in society.
Ha HA HA

Moderation(Motivation)

What's the difference of never knowing at all?
When every step I take is always too small.
Maybe it's just something I can't admit but lately,
I feel like I don't give a shit.
Moderation such an aggravation,
Moderators don't know how to take them.
Moderation's getting hard to fake it.
Moderation's never good to brake it.
Moderation never what you want it to be.

Wow.
That is pretty damn good.
*claps*


You know it!

Right... gotta get more stuff now. Wait... *hits back button to get montcap (newspeak, yurh)

ah... now I remember the other one.

"In the hall of the mountain king (http://www.musikarpatia.com/Media/MPEG/century/Mountain.mp3)" by Grieg.

Two of my favourite compositions of all time, hehe.


Edit: what makes this specially apt, is that the scene is a troll attack!

I like your choice.

What songs do you think might make a good themesong for the mods?
:D

I'm thinking "Climbing Up The Walls", by Radiohead.
I was thinking more along the lines of either, "Another One Buys the Dust", or "Immortal" by Queen.

Mars by Holst

Space Moddity by David Bowie

Ode to Joy? Or how about Alabama Song by the Doors.

You know it!

Right... gotta get more stuff now. Wait... *hits back button to get montcap (newspeak, yurh)

ah... now I remember the other one.

"In the hall of the mountain king (http://www.musikarpatia.com/Media/MPEG/century/Mountain.mp3)" by Grieg.

Two of my favourite compositions of all time, hehe.


Edit: what makes this specially apt, is that the scene is a troll attack!

That song goes perfect!

But, who is the Mountain King?

Jessusaves is gone, so who is King Troll?

That song goes perfect!

But, who is the Mountain King?

Jessusaves is gone, so who is King Troll?

I couldn't possibly say, I'm way too polite to do such a thing (if you can't say anything nice...)
damn me and my upbringing.

The mountain king, however, would most undoubtedly be...... some devilish combination of Cog/Fris/Kat..... it'd be a hermaphroditic king. Head honcho. Mountain big cheese.

(I leave out myrth so that he feels left out, muaahahahahaha.)

But the favouritism answer would definitely just be cog. I stalk him, but he can't tell its me. 'strue!
<_<
>_>

(I think someone's coming... *snaps down laptop, attempts to look innocent in bushes.... fails*)

Am I trollish enough or am I just an asshole?

You know it!

Right... gotta get more stuff now. Wait... *hits back button to get montcap (newspeak, yurh)

ah... now I remember the other one.

"In the hall of the mountain king (http://www.musikarpatia.com/Media/MPEG/century/Mountain.mp3)" by Grieg.

Two of my favourite compositions of all time, hehe.


Edit: what makes this specially apt, is that the scene is a troll attack!
:eek:
I used to love that composition when I was a kid!
Hell, I still love it!
And you have a point, the whole troll attack thing does make it fit well.

Am I trollish enough or am I just an asshole?
The answer is YES!

LOL....Oh God....I now have visions of Cog, Myrth, Fris and that GMC mod all dancing on a stage to this song. Ive never seen any of them so of course my mind has made up images of what I think they look like. for instance:

Cog: in my make believe world, hes tall- about 6'3, medium build, good posture, brown, short, very neatly groomed hair. He wears oxford shirts with expensive ties and he wears glasses. He's quiet and doesnt smile often but devilishly handsome. Has a pic of Einstein on his desk. Wicked smart and drinks fine wine on occasion, likes to see a good play at the theater.
I can dance to "It's raining men" on a DDR machine. I believe the song is in both 7th and 8th Mixes (DDRMAX2 and DDR EXTREME, respectively).

As to what I'm like in real-life.... I think I'll remain enigmatic on that point for now. ;)

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

That's why I don't play DDR. It doesn't have any music you can bang your head to! If you can't bang to it, you can't dance to it. That's what I say.

Any fans of Gilbert and Sullivan?

Either "When I was a lad" from H.M.S. Pinafore (How do you think they become mods?), "I am the very model of a modern major general" from Pirates of Penzance (They know everything... except that which is useful), or "A More Human Mikado" from the Mikado (Sadistic Pleasure, anyone?)

Not many of you got that, I reckon.. you kinda need to know the lyrics... g00gle them if you care :(

ah... now I remember the other one.

"In the hall of the mountain king (http://www.musikarpatia.com/Media/MPEG/century/Mountain.mp3)" by Grieg.I used that piece in a short film I made! :D

How about
[I]Every mod is sacred
Every mod is great
If you hijack a thread
They get quite irate

"There are trolls in this forum,
there are flamers.

There are spammers and hijackers and then,

There are those that are fond of flame-baiting, BUT

I've never been one of them!

I'm a forum moderator. And have been since before I was born.
And the one thing they say about mods is,
they'll ban you if you post some porn!"

But here's the best one:

Liberi Fatali (http://www.webonyou.com/giochi/Sound/LiberiFatali.mp3)

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist by Avenue Q

I used that piece in a short film I made! :D



"There are trolls in this forum,
there are flamers.

There are spammers and hijackers and then,

There are those that are fond of flame-baiting, BUT

I've never been one of them!

I'm a forum moderator. And have been since before I was born.
And the one thing they say about mods is,
they'll ban you if you post some porn!"
I like that, hehe. Now, we're making progress.

But here's the best one:

Liberi Fatali (http://www.webonyou.com/giochi/Sound/LiberiFatali.mp3)


I have that, hehe. Good piece of music.

Although I prefer one winged angel, myself.


it's a little bit clippy, this version, though... I suppose you get what you (don't) pay for.

I have that, hehe. Good piece of music.

Although I prefer one winged angel, myself.


it's a little bit clippy, this version, though... I suppose you get what you (don't) pay for.

One Winged Angel isn't as good in my opinion(its still good, though). I mean, it changes so much during the song. This is constantly just building up to the climax and then "BAM!".

Wait, that didn't soung right...