NationStates Jolt Archive


Ohio police: catching the real criminals

Peechland
31-03-2005, 17:38
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/31/station.delivery.ap/index.html

goodness....
Inkana
31-03-2005, 17:39
It's at these moments when I'm damn proud to be an Ohioan.
Nasopotomia
31-03-2005, 17:39
Well, giving birth while driving probably IS an offense...
Jaythewise
31-03-2005, 17:58
Hmm why would you stop for gas while having a baby?
Peechland
31-03-2005, 18:00
Hmm why would you stop for gas while having a baby?

I think she actually stopped to have the baby....when they are ready to come out- they are coming!
Carnivorous Lickers
31-03-2005, 18:01
Well, giving birth while driving probably IS an offense...


Hey-friends dont let friends drive during childbirth. if that isnt "Ability impaired", I dont know what is.
Ticket and arrest the mother and impound the baby.
Squirrel Nuts
31-03-2005, 18:38
wow. that's really bizarre. my mom drove herself to the hospital for two of three children but i guess my sisters weren't nearly as eager to come out. i like how my mom just sent me to the neighbours house and went to the hospital.
Bodhis
31-03-2005, 19:08
This is just as good as the police spending 12 hours trying to find two "missing" boys who were spending the night at their friend's house. You think calling their friends would be the first thing they did.

In other Ohio news, police arrested a preacher who thought he was meeting a 13-year-old for sex. *sigh* We got 'em all in Ohio!
Anstan
31-03-2005, 19:16
Wow and I thought my state couldn't get any weirder.

Ah well, good thing I live out in the middle of no where.