NationStates Jolt Archive


Troon Turns 2!

Troon
31-03-2005, 15:44
That's right, folks! You've never heard of me, but by gum, my country has existed since March 31st, 2003.

I'm not the oldest nation here (far from it) but I felt like celebrating all the same.

I've seen lots of things here. I've seen old servers which would cough, splutter and die at anything more demanding than four users on the forums. I've seen the rise and fall of a variety of different threads. I've seen the move to Jolt.

I've tried my hand at RP'ing (and sucked, badly).

I was a victim of last year's FABULOUS April Fools' Joke.

I have watched others created at the same time as I dwindle away to nothingness.

I have seen new guys coming and showing that they are a valuable member of the NS community. I've seen new Mods, old Mods leaving, and a lot of other stuff.

I've seen the rise of attractive young women playing this game with disturbingly high post counts (Tink, etc. Is anyone else freaked out by this? What are these women-folk doing here? Do they not know Internet forums are a place for lonely guys like us?)

I've seen LG get married and disappear for some time- that was weird...

I have no idea as to how many times I've seen an "Evolution vs Creation" debate.

I have matured, and I have learned a lot more about politics, people and life in general than I could anywhere else. And I'll be damned if I'm leaving anytime soon.

So thank you all! Enjoy yourselves! Wonder in mystery as to who the hell I am!

And before this thread dies out...FREE BEER!

[Edit: attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion!]
Bodies Without Organs
31-03-2005, 15:47
You left out the bit about 'attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion'.
Troon
31-03-2005, 15:49
You left out the bit about 'attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion'.

No I didn't :p

Although I have no idea what it means...
Bogstonia
31-03-2005, 15:52
Happy Birthday amigo!
Bodies Without Organs
31-03-2005, 15:55
No I didn't :p

Although I have no idea what it means...

Blade Runner? Rutger Hauer? Roy Batty?

'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulders of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.'

No?
Ankhmet
31-03-2005, 15:56
Blade Runner? Rutger Hauer? Roy Batty?

'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulders of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.'

No?

That was such a cool film.
Troon
31-03-2005, 15:58
Blade Runner? Rutger Hauer? Roy Batty?

'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulders of Orion. I watched C-Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.'

No?

Afraid not. I've been meaning to see that movie. I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to...well, everything. But it sounds cool!
Kanabia
31-03-2005, 16:46
Whooo, free beer!

And I do actually vaguely remember you. ^_^
Neo-Anarchists
31-03-2005, 16:52
I vaguely remember a couple of Troon's posts as well, but I probably won't after the free beer.
:D
Kanabia
31-03-2005, 16:54
I vaguely remember a couple of Troon's posts as well, but I probably won't after the free beer.
:D

:D
Monkeypimp
31-03-2005, 16:57
Do you recall when general planed an invasion on the RP forums? I got my first ever friendly warning from a mod over that. *sniff* memories...
Sdaeriji
31-03-2005, 16:59
Do you recall when general planed an invasion on the RP forums? I got my first ever friendly warning from a mod over that. *sniff* memories...

Me too!!!!!

On a related note, tomorrow is April Fool's Day. What does everyone think they'll do to us? Resetting everyone's population last year was pretty good.
Monkeypimp
31-03-2005, 17:03
Me too!!!!!

On a related note, tomorrow is April Fool's Day. What does everyone think they'll do to us? Resetting everyone's population last year was pretty good.

:eek: My populations set to hit 4 billion on april fools day.

The Insignificance of Monkeypimp is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.99 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
Sdaeriji
31-03-2005, 17:04
:eek: My populations set to hit 4 billion on april fools day.

The Insignificance of Monkeypimp is a massive, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.99 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

I'm thinking you'll never see 4 billion, man.
Monkeypimp
31-03-2005, 17:08
I'm thinking you'll never see 4 billion, man.

:(

Also I've just realised that nations in the billions can be rounded to 3 decimal places, so I'm probably due to go to 3.995 billion anyway.
Sdaeriji
31-03-2005, 17:10
:(

Also I've just realised that nations in the billions can be rounded to 3 decimal places, so I'm probably due to go to 3.995 billion anyway.

Ah, yes, true. You'll probably go 3.993, then 3.997 or something.
Troon
31-03-2005, 18:54
I'm really rather disturbed that we have two - TWO! Count them! - people who seem to remember me.

Can't have that...nope, definitely not...
Neo-Anarchists
31-03-2005, 19:02
Can't have that...nope, definitely not...
Right, because if we remember you, we'll know too much about the government secrets you are hiding.

Eep!
*runs before Troon erases her memory with that pen-light-thingie*

EDIT:
Troon, I love your sig! I used to have a tshirt that said that.
New Sancrosanctia
31-03-2005, 19:03
I'm really rather disturbed that we have two - TWO! Count them! - people who seem to remember me.

Can't have that...nope, definitely not...
maybe it's just the beer talkin, but i vaguely remember you. kind of.
Troon
31-03-2005, 19:08
Right, because if we remember you, we'll know too much about the government secrets you are hiding.

Eep!
*runs before Troon erases her memory with that pen-light-thingie*

EDIT:
Troon, I love your sig! I used to have a tshirt that said that.

You know too much!

*Chases after Neo*

Ah! New Sancrosanctia! Another one!

[Edit: W00t! 1,000th post!]
South Osettia
31-03-2005, 19:08
What was the April Fools' Joke?
Troon
31-03-2005, 19:10
What was the April Fools' Joke?

They reset everyone's population to 5 million. With the excuse that some people had "experienced the 'population bug' and that the only fair way to fix it was to reset everyone". Funny.
Monkeypimp
01-04-2005, 12:21
Ah, yes, true. You'll probably go 3.993, then 3.997 or something.

"hard-working, cynical population of 3.996 billion"





Tomorrow it is.
Troon
01-04-2005, 12:36
"compassionate population of 4.31 billion"

:p
Lang the village idiot
01-04-2005, 12:40
Wewtz, I think I remember j00.
Troon
02-04-2005, 11:48
Well, that was my birthday celebration...two pages...*sniff*

And the beer's barely been touched!

*drinks self into stupor*
Zombie Lagoon
02-04-2005, 12:43
Ill have a bear if nobodies having one!

*Runs in and grabs beer table* Go on with your lives everybody <.<>.>

*Runs out with beer*
Troon
02-04-2005, 19:53
Ill have a bear if nobodies having one!

Warning: Large Animals may bite!
Monkeypimp
03-04-2005, 11:37
*celebrates 4 billion population*
Zombie Lagoon
03-04-2005, 11:42
Warning: Large Animals may bite!

Get back into your Stupor you!

*Makes you consume beer bottles*