NationStates Jolt Archive

On the 1st annual eve of the creation of forum 7, I come here to salute those, who came and enjoyed the land of Forum 7:

Still here and active or semi active
Colodia
Lapse
Lutton
Doujin
Kleptonis
Enerica
Kwaswhakistan

Still here and not active
The Atheists Reality
Greater Valia
Liberal monsters
Demonic Gophers
Demonic Furbies
The smoking man
Reploid Productions

Deated
Rhyno D
Mutant Dogs
The fairy Tinkerbelly (well... you did get deated...)

People who i was told to post, remember vaguely, and can't be bothered checking if they are around
Patoxia

(If anyone remembers any more people, let me know)

All these people and great friends, they battled the server along side myself.

We survived through the deletion of forum 7/13, the Deletion of the new SSA, the death of the new SSA, and finnally, the great mod deatfests...


Now, lets build a temple to these people, and the forum that we all loved.

http://www.emp.pdx.edu/htliono/images/tmpl17.jpg

Now, let the sacrafices begin!!!

first up at the alter, is a special guest sacrafice... Steve Irwin
http://beachpalacehotel.com.au/images/steve%20irwin%202.JPG

ok, we need gophers on the drums,

*gets out sacraficial chainsaw and starts revving it*

The Origioanl Temple Thread:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=312074

Lol

Lol
You DARE to laugh in the temple of the temple days and forum 7!!!!

thy gods will come down and smite thou...

I laughed at your sacrifice. May I provide a sacrifice?

Thats the angor wat * ya bastard

Whats forum 7?



* i think

Anyway, I wsh to sacrifice this guy.

http://www.dinosaurvalley.com/drcdt/wld/funstuff/insane.jpg

Those were the days.....






.... that I missed

I laughed at your sacrifice. May I provide a sacrifice?
sure


*ties Moleland to the alter with purple piano wire*

*dances around Moleland naked singing shrek theme song*

*chants:
Oh mighty Mods,
We have thee a sacrafice,
We ask for thy magical powers,
And hope you accept our sacrafice!*

*starts chainsaw*

*revs chainsaw and approaches Moleland*

I was asked to come here. So I did.

*Sacrifices Lapse*

Now that I've paid my respects, I'm going away. Bye.

Thats the angor wat * ya bastard

Whats forum 7?



* i think
Thou unenlightened scum!!!

we shalt have plenty of sacrafice for the glourious mods tonight!

sure


*ties Moleland to the alter with purple piano wire*

*dances around Moleland naked singing shrek theme song*

*chants:
Oh mighty Mods,
We have thee a sacrafice,
We ask for thy magical powers,
And hope you accept our sacrafice!*

*starts chainsaw*

*revs chainsaw and approaches Moleland*

*Teleports away*

Ha!

Burn the guy I gave you!

I would liek to also link to teh origional temple to teh mods/we want our magical powers thread!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=312074

lol

I would liek to also link to teh origional temple to teh mods/we want our magical powers thread!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=312074

That looked rather random

lol
Did you miss what i did to the first guy who said that in this most holy thread of all threads...,

Did you miss what i did to the first guy who said that in this most holy thread of all threads...,
damn i completely skipped over that. my apologies. that original temple thread is great.

Now the scary part is that I was wondering "who the hell is this Steve guy", then I saw the image and was like "Oh, that idiot".

You need to sacrifize more... like... hmmm... oh I know... *gets the Austrian "folk & country" singer Hansi Hinterseer* Sacrifize him, the male blonde joke. http://www.bad-bad.de/festival/hintersee.jpg

*grabs a random noob and nails them to the altar*

That looked rather random
there was another thread before it which started it all... just need to find it...

I would liek to also link to teh origional temple to teh mods/we want our magical powers thread!

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=312074
Mmm, archived spam, yummy.

ah!

Belguim... The only EU country with a worst quality of train than England (South)

ah!

Belguim... The only EU country with a worst quality of train than England (South)
that was random :S

that was random :S

Haken Rider comes from Belguim.

Haken Rider comes from Belguim.
ahh...

ok, Haken Rider... give us belgian chocolate or I will sacrafice you to the hand of the exulted unfogiving mods...

bumpxor!!!

You forgot Patoxia!

=P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/RaptorRed/NationStates/maxberries.jpg (http://www.maxbarry.com/2004/04/12/news.html#berries)

You forgot Patoxia!

=P

http://www.maxbarry.com/images/maxberries.jpg
OMG MAX BERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

you forgot me :(

ahhh how could i forget the max berries


i was there.. but probably under another nation name... can't remember them all

you forgot everyone!!!

Mmm, archived spam, yummy.
Darted!

anyway, back to the sacraficial g0at spammer....

:D

/Is Patoxia, posting as a puppet right now.

ok, we need gophers on the drums,

*gets out sacraficial chainsaw and starts revving it*

The Origioanl Temple Thread:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=312074
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you put me on the deated list!

*is smitten*


smitten? does that work as a word?


¿debo comenzar a escribir en español?

They need more sizes!

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*has a LOTR flashback*

NO! Don't go in there, you'll be trapped! :eek:

Ah well. Don't listen to me :rolleyes: Just don't let Merr.....*sigh*

*is smitten*


smitten? does that work as a word?

.....
Sure, if you want to say you've fallen in love with this thread.

ah yes... i miss the sentences that looked like lines of dots........... because then i could throw my disclaimers in there...............


*sets thread on fire* (have i set this one on fire yet?)

*is smitten*


smitten? does that work as a word?


¿debo comenzar a escribir en español?
I think it means "in love".

Y no, no lo debe.

*has a LOTR flashback*

NO! Don't go in there, you'll be trapped! :eek:

Ah well. Don't listen to me :rolleyes: Just don't let Merr.....*sigh*
*is doing the trapping*

*advances on the first sacrifce with chainsaw*

*beats drum steadily*
Oh almighty Mods,
Rulers of Fate,
Masters of time,
Please gramt us what we seek of thee...

*revs chainsaw*
*chainsaw stalls*
F*CK!!!!!
*primes chainsaw*
*pulls cord*
*primes chainsaw again*
*pulls cord again*
*swears at bloody korean sweatshop manufacturing*
*pulls cord again*
*chainsaw starts*
*laughs manically*

*revs chainsaw*
*chainsaw stalls*
F*CK!!!!!
*primes chainsaw*
*pulls cord*
*primes chainsaw again*
*pulls cord again*
*swears at bloody korean sweatshop manufacturing*
*pulls cord again*
*chainsaw starts*
*laughs manically*Remember the warning label... "Do not attempt to stop chain with hand."

*exits tunnel*

Hey. I know this place


*runs away from Lapse*

*grabs LP*
No nrunning in the temple :mad:

*ties LP to the roof with piano wire*
when we are finished with irwin, we will sacrafise you...

*grabs LP*
No nrunning in the temple :mad:

*ties LP to the roof with piano wire*
when we are finished with irwin, we will sacrafise you...
*raises eyebrow*

And what exactly were you planning to o with the Crocodile Hunter?



*gets comfortable*

*grabs LP*
No nrunning in the temple :mad:

*ties LP to the roof with piano wire*
when we are finished with irwin, we will sacrafise you...*creeps up when Lapse leaves...*
psst.... hold still...
*snip*
*snip*
*snip*
*snip*
*snip*
*snip*

ok, I'm done with your hair..., now I'll get you free...
*get's wire cutters and cuts wires.*

*raises eyebrow*

And what exactly were you planning to o with the Crocodile Hunter?



*gets comfortable*
he's our guest celebrity sacrifice

*creeps up when Lapse leaves...*
psst.... hold still...
*snip*
*snip*
*snip*
*snip*
*snip*
*snip*

ok, I'm done with your hair..., now I'll get you free...
*get's wire cutters and cuts wires.*
:mad:
*shaves off Nekone's eyebrows*

:mad:
*shaves off Nekone's eyebrows*That's the thanks I get for giving you a trim??? :mad:

That's the thanks I get for giving you a trim??? :mad:
Yes. I'm a Rastafari. I'm not allowed to cut my hair.

*escapes with Nekone*

My hero!

*grabs nekone and ties him up to teh roof with piano wire*
*ties LP and ties him to nekone with an electric eel*

*grabs nekone and ties him up to teh roof with piano wire*
*ties LP and ties him to nekone with an electric eel*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! My balls!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! My balls!
i was actually gonna tie nekone to the roof by his doodle, but i wasnt sure whether nekone is male or female :S

but i didnt go near your balls....

i was actually gonna tie nekone to the roof by his doodle, but i wasnt sure whether nekone is male or female :S

but i didnt go near your balls....
(I think it's a she :p )

They just itch like hell.....

Could you....?

*grabs nekone and ties him up to teh roof with piano wire*
*ties LP and ties him to nekone with an electric eel* :eek: Watt did you do... I am Shocked... absolutly Shocked... I amp outraged!

btw... male!

(I think it's a she :p )

They just itch like hell.....

Could you....?
*puts electric eel near LP's balls*


does that work?

*puts electric eel near LP's balls*


does that work?
This is LP, welcome to Jackass


Just a little closer...... a little.........


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lower

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thanks

eww,,,

okay, we are bnow sacrificing you before Irwin....

eww,,,

okay, we are bnow sacrificing you before Irwin....
WHOOHOO!

I mean

D'OH!

WHOOHOO!

I mean

D'OH!
*decides to skip the long way of doing sacrifices and just chops off LPs' head*

Lol

Crap..... I mean: "Ugh"

Lol
another sacrifice....

You've already tried to sacrifice me, i escaped last time? remember?

*Starts digging hole towards a different thread*

You've already tried to sacrifice me, i escaped last time? remember?

*Starts digging hole towards a different thread*
i'll get you eventually

*shakes fist*

*Escapes*

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408849

*gives chase*

*lol*

This place looks strangely familar...

Whoops...

*Turns to run*

Chainsaws for sale!
Sharpening Done!
Sacrificial Knifes for sale!
Chastity Belts, Keep your virgins safe!

*in whisper*
Can I interest you squire, in the improved escape tunnel, Guaranteed to let you out but collapse on those following?

All tastes catered for!

You've already tried to sacrifice me, i escaped last time? remember?

*Starts digging hole towards a different thread*
*pursues, easily following the tunnel*

*hands out free sandwiches to the priesthood*

*hands out free sandwiches to the priesthood*
Congratulatiosn sandwich guy, you have earnt our gods respect, thanks for the sandwich...

as for Jimmy...

THou shalt be smoted for thous assistance to thou enemey thee moleland!!!

*pops in to check on the Temple*
Mm, free sandwiches! Thanks.

*starts rotting*

*sprays air freshener*
*burns the corpse*

fap fap fap

Anyway, I wsh to sacrifice this guy.

http://www.dinosaurvalley.com/drcdt/wld/funstuff/insane.jpg

Holy crap that's freakin the crap outta me *hides* *shivers*

Cool! I wan't caught!

He he...

*Runs away*

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398766

grrsky

i was a friends place :(

*follows*

I hereby, quoting and posting this message, submit myself to the priests to be sacrificed. I understand that i cannot escape once this message is quoted by me. I will go willingly and easily to a fate worse than death itself. If i attempt to struggle, i consent for the priests to tie me down with purple piano wire and strip naked and dance around me.

By quoting this post, I agree to the above.

*Shouts from distant thread*

Fool!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/time_lapse/aqua-pill-button23.png (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=8607401)
OK moleland, i'll stop... just...click taht for me... please... and then click submit reply :)..

I hereby, quoting and posting this message, submit myself to the priests to be sacrificed. I understand that i cannot escape once this message is quoted by me. I will go willingly and easily to a fate worse than death itself. If i attempt to struggle, i consent for the priests to tie me down with purple piano wire and strip naked and dance around me.

By quoting this post, I agree to the above.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*Jumps into a wall*
*Knocked out*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*Jumps into a wall*
*Knocked out*
YAY, we have Moleland to sacrifice,
Moleland, you have just signed yourself up to the F7 'i volunteer to be a sacrifice' program!!!

I knew that... I've knocked myself out anyhow....

we are still gonna sacrifice you... when you regain consciousness...

Woohoo!

*Remains knocked out... forever...*

Woohoo!

*Remains knocked out... forever...*
*hangs Moleland to the roof by his balls*

*hangs Moleland to the roof by his balls*

Ah!!! The pain!!!

*Wakes up*

Please, anything but that!!!!!!

Kill me, you will regret it!

Ah!!! The pain!!!

*Wakes up*

Please, anything but that!!!!!!

Kill me, you will regret it!
That's the spirit!

*ties Moleland to the alter by his balls with piano wire*

*prepares chainsaw*

*Requests Sacrifice postponed till tomorrow...* I've gotta go...

*Requests Sacrifice postponed till tomorrow...* I've gotta go...
fine then :mad:

*starts setting up sacrificial gear*

Self sacrifice is the key to redemption.

no it isnt... but sacrificing others is teh key to happiness and power :)

Ok... I'm meant to die today...

Ok... I'm meant to die today...
no, we start sacrificing you today... you will die painfully and slowly over 42 days of torture...

Boo! I want to die...!!!!

I will have my revenge!

Boo! I want to die...!!!!

I will have my revenge!
no you wont ;)

Wanna bet? Strike me down, and I'll become more powerful than you could possible imagine...

Wanna bet? Strike me down, and I'll become more powerful than you could possible imagine...
fine then, we will torture you for 41 days,m then freeze you for eternity so you never die...

What if I die of the shock?

What if I die of the shock?
don't worry, i know first aid for shock, lie them down raise the legs, and give oxygen...

I don't want your oxygen.

Kill em already! Or I'll run away again!

I don't want your oxygen.

Kill em already! Or I'll run away again!
you're still tied to teh roof by your testicles... i can't imagine you running away :P

Don't worry... I can still teleport...

(Add me to your MSN)

Don't worry... I can still teleport...

(Add me to your MSN)
added.. taht crabcake one in your public profile?

and you cant telport now that I have my very powerful anti matter disclongomerate powered hi speed unber buffered anti matter instant teleporting device...

http://www.powergraphics.nl/sitepics/big/machine.jpg

Okay.

ahh...

ok, Haken Rider... give us belgian chocolate or I will sacrafice you to the hand of the exulted unfogiving mods...
Wow,, that was ten pages ago... the chocolate is already melted...

Wanna bet? Strike me down, and I'll become more powerful than you could possible imagine...
More powerful than I could possibly imagine, eh? In that case, you should be very grateful...
*sharpens sacrificial dagger*

More powerful than I could possibly imagine, eh? In that case, you should be very grateful...
*sharpens sacrificial dagger*
hey, we are not striking him down yet, just putting him in a state of constant torture and agony...

No!!!!

Hurry up! I'm all naked and wet!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

ok, this sacrifice is off...

we are now on, just going to hang you from the roof by your testicles, and use you as a chandelier

Don't make me sing my rabies song!

http://www.bearkey.com/photos/1093973822-spam.gif

LOL.... This is funny

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/gifs/bardspam.jpg

Don't make me sing my rabies song!
cool, we need a musical accompinyment to any sacrafices we do...

*gets out goat spammer to sacrifice*

Forum 7 does not exist. It never has, and never will. It is purely a figment of everyone's imagination.


You should all be expecting mysterious visitors any time now...

Forum 7 does not exist. It never has, and never will. It is purely a figment of everyone's imagination.


You should all be expecting mysterious visitors any time now...
MUAHAHAHHAH!!!!

I LIVE!!!!

hmmm.. i wonder how our gods approve of sacrificing ex-moderators :rolleyes:

Yay! Mysterious visitors!


hmmm.. i wonder how our gods approve of sacrificing ex-moderators :rolleyes:

I don't know, but we'd better not risk it without some sort of sign of approval...

Yay! Mysterious visitors!



I don't know, but we'd better not risk it without some sort of sign of approval...
hmmm.. who do we get approval off then...

http://www.sportsdays.co.uk/images/headings/football/millenium_stadium.jpg

http://www.sportsdays.co.uk/images/headings/football/millenium_stadium.jpg
hmmm... randomiscity...

hmmm.. who do we get approval off then...
Well, if a message were to appear in red in one of our posts, saying "Kill him!"...

Well, if a message were to appear in red in one of our posts, saying "Kill him!"...
yeah, we need that...

what about magneta?

Hay guys

sup

sup
nothin much.. you know who this is right?

nothin much.. you know who this is right?
uhhh.. ummm...

hmm.. name seems familiar ...