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I know we've had these before, but because I'm already guaranteed 5 votes as per the "Why does everybody hate me thread," I'm starting another one. So, who would you nominate to be King of NS? Voting closes Saturday at noon! EST!
Princes so far:
My damn goodlooking self
Kanabia
Cat-Tribe
Free Outer Eugenia
Keruvalia
Gartref
Potaria
Lunatic Goofballs
Big Jim P
Legless Pirates
Northern Ireland

I know we've had these before, but because I'm already guaranteed 5 votes as per the "Why does everybody hate me thread," I'm starting another one. So, who would you nominate to be King of NS? Voting closes Saturday at noon! EST!
king as in guys only? i am a chick, and i rule , so you need to clarify here......

Kings are not nominated or elected.

Elvis is King.

king as in guys only? i am a chick, and i rule , so you need to clarify here......
You can make a Queen thread if you want, and you'd totally have my vote, but I think having a thread with both male and female, non-genderlynamed nations only leads to trouble.

Kings are not nominated or elected.

Elvis is King.
You my friend, are a spoilsport. You are so not nominated.

Christ is King

Keruvalia is the King of Cunningulus in my army. so i nominate him. officially.

You can make a Queen thread if you want, and you'd totally have my vote, but I think having a thread with both male and female, non-genderlynamed nations only leads to trouble.
you would vote me without knowing me??????? uh oh. be careful of what you get yourself into.

you would vote me without knowing me??????? uh oh. be careful of what you get yourself into.
Anyone whose army includes a king of cunnilingus is definitely competetive, if not a shoo in, in my books.

in the first serious post of the thread, i nominate Cat-tribe

I'll nominate Kanabia as king, Preebles as his queen-escort. :)

I nominate myself to be both King and Queen.

Anyone whose army includes a king of cunnilingus is definitely competetive, if not a shoo in, in my books.
good judgment.

in the first serious post of the thread, i nominate Cat-tribe
my post about keruvalia was serious.

my post about keruvalia was serious.


must have missed it then

probably the one between elvis and jesus :D

Nominate the King of NS

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Gartref, was to carry Excalibur.

That is why I am your king!

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Gartref, was to carry Excalibur.

That is why I am your king!

watery bints lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

i mean, if i went around claiming supreme executive authority because some soggy broad lobbed a scrimitar at me, they'd lock me away!

Just to make the contest interesting, whoever wins is going to get kicked in the nuts by me.

Scratch that, stomped in the nuts. With an ice skate on my foot.

Just to make the contest interesting, whoever wins is going to get kicked in the nuts by me.
can i pee on em when you're done? i've always wanted to do that, but i've never had the opportunity.

can i pee on em when you're done? i've always wanted to do that, but i've never had the opportunity.

Sure, go crazy.

Sure, go crazy.
Don't you mean...go nuts?

Just to make the contest interesting, whoever wins is going to get kicked in the nuts by me.

Scratch that, stomped in the nuts. With an ice skate on my foot.


damn, it's a good thing i haven't been nominated.

Don't you mean...go nuts?

I thought that might sound a little redundant, actually.


damn, it's a good thing i haven't been nominated.


I wanted to add a little spice to the contest, and give the potential winner a little something to look forward to.

watery bints lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

i mean, if i went around claiming supreme executive authority because some soggy broad lobbed a scrimitar at me, they'd lock me away!

Bloody peasant!

Sure, go crazy.
i sure as hell hope i don't win. because then i have to pee on my own face, with my horribly sliced and battered genitals.

Bloody peasant!


"he must be a king"

"how do you know?"

"he hasn't got shit all over him"

Being Socialist, I believe that we shouldn't have Monarchs. However...

*shamelessly votes for himself*

Go Loony Goofballs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I elect King Bob, he rules pretty good over the playground, and so he is used to the fights of little children that arise often at schoolyards and nationstates alike.

:mad: Kanabia is you king bow before him

Big Jim P

The only real way to become king is to kill the current king, then scare off the heirs and claim kingship for yourself. Thats how Macbeth did it, i havn't finished reading the play yet but im sure everything turns out fine for him.

The only real way to become king is to kill the current king, then scare off the heirs and claim kingship for yourself. Thats how Macbeth did it, i havn't finished reading the play yet but im sure everything turns out fine for him.
not to spoil it for you but him and lady macbeth live happily ever after its kind of a anti climax

king as in guys only? i am a chick, and i rule , so you need to clarify here......

If I am King, you will be my Queen, and you will rule ... I will just be naked and tired.

my post about keruvalia was serious.

Many a headboard has been damaged in my wake. ;)

I know we've had these before, but because I'm already guaranteed 5 votes as per the "Why does everybody hate me thread," I'm starting another one. So, who would you nominate to be King of NS? Voting closes Saturday at noon! EST!
Princes so far:
My damn goodlooking self
Kanabia
Cat-Tribe
Free Outer Eugenia
Keruvalia
Gartref
Potaria
Lunatic Goofballs
I vote for my damn goodlooking self.

Rargh, I'm the reigning king, traitor! :p

I'll nominate Kanabia as king, Preebles as his queen-escort. :)

:mad: Kanabia is you king bow before him

*hands over bags of money*

:D

Just to make the contest interesting, whoever wins is going to get kicked in the nuts by me.

Scratch that, stomped in the nuts. With an ice skate on my foot.
In that case I nominate you. :D

I'd like to see how that would work out.

*non-mod response here*

1) Why is this so all-fired important that we need to have a SECOND running within 2 months of the last?

2) Is there not something rather silly about nations less than two years old declaring themselves in the running for "Royalty" when there are nations with a lot more longevity and frankly, who've offered a lot more in terms of debate AND socializing on this very board?

I'm sorry, I really do think this is the height of silliness, arrogance, and cliquishness.

*non-mod response over*

I nominate Kat

*nod*

:mad: Kanabia is you king bow before him
all hail Kanabia!



http://www.hlj.me.uk/NS/big%20brother%202.jpg

but wait....TIN's back :eek:

all hail Kanabia!



http://www.hlj.me.uk/NS/big%20brother%202.jpg

but wait....TIN's back :eek:

TIN is my shogun, remember? :D

TIN is my shogun, remember? :D
but....but.... he's Big Brother! you don't want to get on the bad side of Big Brother, your Kingliness...

*cowers*

#Why so silent, good misters? Did you think that I had left you for good?#

YES... I have returned... for one day this week. :)

And already another popularity contest is being held... :mad:

Did I not teach you anything? Randomness is the only way! :D

but....but.... he's Big Brother! you don't want to get on the bad side of Big Brother, your Kingliness...

*cowers*

You've got it exactly. I'm king, but he's big brother. He looks after you and keeps me in power, see. ;)

btw, TIN, that PC with the busted HD is all yours :)
(we've thrown out all the others it turns out :( (the ones which were working :headbang: ))


You've got it exactly. I'm king, but he's big brother. He looks after you and keeps me in power, see. ;)
got it ;)

btw, TIN, that PC with the busted HD is all yours :)
(we've thrown out all the others it turns out :( (the ones which were working :headbang: )


Well if you could find a date to get it to me ASAP (I need to start sorting the connection about now, and I need to set myself up before my mother cuts the phone line)

I'm the Warrior Maiden of NS.....I dont wear a crown , but I do wear weapons on my head.

In that case I nominate you. :D

I'd like to see how that would work out.

As I am not nearly flexible enough to stomp on my own nuts, I would be exempt from the nut-stomping. All I would have to endure would be a peeing by New Sancrosanctia.

Just to make the contest interesting, whoever wins is going to get kicked in the nuts by me.

Scratch that, stomped in the nuts. With an ice skate on my foot.

:( I hate it when that happens. :(

can i pee on em when you're done? i've always wanted to do that, but i've never had the opportunity.

I hate it when THAT happens too. :(

You know, this king job is sounding like more and more of a hassle than it's worth. It's one thing to be subjected to torment and humiliation. It's quite another thing to have a standing appointment for it. :p

I hate it when THAT happens too. :(

You know, this king job is sounding like more and more of a hassle than it's worth. It's one thing to be subjected to torment and humiliation. It's quite another thing to have a standing appointment for it. :p

I would recommend not winning, then. I've been sharpening my hockey skates in anticipation.

Shameless bump.

I'm sorry, I really do think this is the height of silliness, arrogance, and cliquishness.
And that my non-moderating friend, is the point ;)

Is Legless Pirates a guy? If it is a he, I pick them!

You are so not nominated.
What about me? :p

What about me? :p
We'll see.

What about me? :p
What have you done lately?

I nominate myself just so that nobody votes for me, thus ensuring that I am furthest away from the genital splicing of and the peeing on the winner thing. :D

Which gets me thinking. If you cut off the King of NS's genitals, won't that make them the Queen of NS? Mind you, there'd still be some parts left...maybe the Quing of NS.

I'll nominate Kanabia as king, Preebles as his queen-escort. :)
Yay for Aussies. :)

I'll nominate Harlesburg, since he hasn't been nominated and we need a token Kiwi. ;)

Kings are not nominated or elected.

Elvis is King.


Yay for Aussies. :)

I'll nominate Harlesburg, since he hasn't been nominated and we need a token Kiwi. ;)
Yay for being Token-The best South Park character outside of Butters!
:p
Preebles for Queen!
She supports the Sharks and they beat the Brumbies! ;)

Christ is King
Okay, I'll give you that, but...
Christ > The Beatles > Elvis

Therefore...
Christ > Elvis

And...
Elvis = God

Okay, I'll give you that, but...
Christ > The Beatles > Elvis

Therefore...
Christ > Elvis

And...
Elvis = God
Christ is God so Godcannot be the Beatles! :confused:

as long as I get to stay as Queen I don't really care who's king, all nominees are good enough for me

I hate it when THAT happens too. :(

You know, this king job is sounding like more and more of a hassle than it's worth. It's one thing to be subjected to torment and humiliation. It's quite another thing to have a standing appointment for it. :p
just consider it coronation.

Yay for being Token-The best South Park character outside of Butters!
:p
Preebles for Queen!
She supports the Sharks and they beat the Brumbies! ;)

HOLY SHIT! They beat the Brumbies? Tat's going against their run of form...

The Red Arrow!

Myself, of course.

Christ is God so Godcannot be the Beatles! :confused:
Ah, but Elvis is God because he is greater than the Beatles, and it is a widely-accepted fact that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus.

Elvis is greater than the Beatles simply because he started a rebellion of music that the Beatles were a pinacle of. I like the Beatles better than Elvis, but Elvis did more and therefore gets the "God" status.

Yay for me, who shall never be nominted for anything:D

Since none of many fans have already nominated me, I'll have to nominate myself. JRV all the way in 2005!

Vote for me.

Since none of many fans have already nominated me, I'll have to nominate myself. JRV all the way in 2005!

Vote for me.
You can do that?

Sweeeeeeeet...

*votes for himself. :p

I suggest my self as i would make fine royalty.

as you peasants would say, i am "Posh", well groomed and arrogant..all key features

I nominate Lunatic Goofballs.

I vote for Keru.

Cat-Tribe

i'll vote for them

Ah, but Elvis is God because he is greater than the Beatles, and it is a widely-accepted fact that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus.

Elvis is greater than the Beatles simply because he started a rebellion of music that the Beatles were a pinacle of. I like the Beatles better than Elvis, but Elvis did more and therefore gets the "God" status.
Fine its agreed its the holy Trinity!