I shot the pontiff, but I swear it was in self-defense.
Seems another conspiracy theory is confirmed by history. The evil commies did shoot the Pope back in '81.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_1300033,00050003.htm
And I thought it was just another lone, crazed gunman...
Trammwerk
31-03-2005, 02:54
But I did not shoot the deputy.
Dementedus_Yammus
31-03-2005, 02:54
ah shit, you caught me! :p
Tomzilla
31-03-2005, 02:57
Well, I am no fan of the Pope, but damn, I don't want to shoot the guy. The commies tried to piss off the world too many times.
Boobeeland
31-03-2005, 03:04
...but I did not shoot the Holy See!
...but I did not shoot the Holy See!
LOL! Well played, Trebeck!
Randomea
31-03-2005, 03:22
Pontiff Saul wanted to excommunicate me, so I shot him, I shot him down, I said...
Dementedus_Yammus
31-03-2005, 03:25
Pontiff Saul wanted to excommunicate me
that sounds dirty... :eek:
Lascivious Maximus
31-03-2005, 03:25
Pontiff Saul wanted to excommunicate me, so I shot him, I shot him down, I said...
ROFL!!!! I almost peed my pants!! :p
Kervoskia
31-03-2005, 03:27
I had to shoot him. He was listening to me by the monitors he ordered the Macedonians to put in my teeth to control my thoughts by putting mind control fluid in my water.
I AM NOT INSANE!
Lunatic Goofballs
31-03-2005, 03:30
I had to shoot him. He was listening to me by the monitors he ordered the Macedonians to put my teeth and control my thoughts by putting mind control fluid in my water.
I AM NOT INSANE!
Pity. I might have let you roam free if you were. Since you're bugged, We'll have to lock you away for security reasons.
Kervoskia
31-03-2005, 03:31
I Am Unsane!
Randomea
31-03-2005, 03:41
I had to shoot him. He was listening to me by the monitors he ordered the Macedonians to put in my teeth to control my thoughts by putting mind control fluid in my water.
I AM NOT INSANE!
Sorry, my response was better than yours.
Bored project of the night, convert the whole song -> to find the lyrics
I shot the pontiff, but I did not shoot the cardinal.
I shot the pontiff, but I did not shoot the cardinal.
All around in the VC part of town
They’re trying to track me down.
They say they want to bring me in right on call
For the killing of a cardinal,
For the life of a cardinal.
But I say:
I shot the pontiff, but I swear it was in soul-defense.
I shot the pontiff, and they say it is a Catholic offense.
Pontiff Paul two always hated me;
For what I don’t know.
Every time that I plant a seed
He said, kill it before the crows.
He said, kill it before the crows.
I say:
I shot the pontiff, but I swear it was in soul-defense.
I shot the pontiff, but I swear it was in soul-defense.
An indulgence came my way one day
And I started out on the A2.
All of a sudden I see pontiff Paul Two
Signing to send my soul down.
So I shot, I shot him down.
I say:
I shot the pontiff, but I did not shoot the cardinal.
I shot the pontiff, but I did not shoot the cardinal.
Reflexes got the better of me
And what is to be must be.
Every day the sinner goes to the hell,
But one day the devil will drop out,
Yes, one day the devil will drop out.
But I say:
I shot the pontiff, but I did not shoot the cardinal, oh no.
I shot the pontiff, but I did not shoot the cardinal, oh no.
Randomea
31-03-2005, 13:59
I don't know why I bother...
Heh.
John Paul I may have been murdered, as his death had suspicious circumstances. And y'know, he was actually making reconciliatory moves to the Communist east.
I wonder when those files will come out? ;)
Randomea... That's just made my thursday.
Kudos to you. :)
BTW, driving down the A2 makes you feel that way?
Try the A19! :mad:
Randomea
31-03-2005, 18:26
I can't drive so I wouldn't know.
But if I save enough cash motorbike here I come! \o/
And you're quite welcome. Did you see my LotR/Monty Python adaption in the LotR the musical thread? :cool: