Myrmidonisia
30-03-2005, 21:05
From David Letterman.
Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Hunt:
"Doctor needs to know how much egg dye the President drank";
"Instead of eggs, shouldn't we be looking for Osama?";
"The CIA is picking up a lot of yolk-related chatter";
"Unfortunately the Easter Bunny's been detained at Gitmo";
"Cheney's eating ham? Better fire up the defibrillator";
"No eggs, but here are thousands of votes for John Kerry";
"Should we get a Kosher bunny for the Jewish kids?"
Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Hunt:
"Doctor needs to know how much egg dye the President drank";
"Instead of eggs, shouldn't we be looking for Osama?";
"The CIA is picking up a lot of yolk-related chatter";
"Unfortunately the Easter Bunny's been detained at Gitmo";
"Cheney's eating ham? Better fire up the defibrillator";
"No eggs, but here are thousands of votes for John Kerry";
"Should we get a Kosher bunny for the Jewish kids?"