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Will I go to Heaven?

Germachinia
30-03-2005, 20:10
Well, I curse frequently, I am EVOLUTIONIST, I am Buddhist, Wiccan, agnostic, or a Servant of the Imperium of Man, (depending on what websites I've looked at recently,) I enjoy porn every so often, I am morbid, I am pro-abortionist, I am sacrilegious in my artistic efforts. So, whaddya think?
Drunk commies reborn
30-03-2005, 20:11
Only if you beleive in the one true god, Google (PBUH).
Randomea
30-03-2005, 20:13
No.
And if you're truly what you say you are you don't believe you will either...unless you count Nirvana as Heaven.
Plutophobia
30-03-2005, 20:14
Well, I curse frequently, I am creationist, I am Buddhist, Wiccan, agnostic, or a Servant of the Imperium of Man, (depending on what websites I've looked at recently,) I enjoy porn every so often, I am morbid, I am pro-abortionist, I am sacrilegious in my artistic efforts. So, whaddya think?
You're going to piss off Christians. They'll say, "That's a stupid question. The answer is between you and God. None of us can answer it", but then they'll add some snooty remark or retort, finishing their reply with "God Bless."

And, of course, you'll get people trying to convert you.
Germachinia
30-03-2005, 20:18
Hey, if you're gonna post, please answer the poll also.
Arcognus
30-03-2005, 20:18
Not my place to judge.
Gawdly
30-03-2005, 20:19
Well, if you DO make it up there, say hi to John Lennon for me...
Knee-Jerk-Reaction
30-03-2005, 20:20
Since Heaven is a bar with a permanent Happy Hour....
yes, you will go to Heaven :rolleyes:
Keruvalia
30-03-2005, 20:23
I don't know and, unlike Christians pretend to do, I don't really care. It's not up to me, it's none of my business, and you really don't need my counsel on such matters.
Lacadaemon
30-03-2005, 20:26
I don't know and, unlike Christians pretend to do, I don't really care. It's not up to me, it's none of my business, and you really don't need my counsel on such matters.

It is my understanding that Allah has told you to be nice about Christians, and not snipe at them every opportunity you get.
German Nightmare
30-03-2005, 21:11
Servant of the Imperium of Man

The Emperor protects! For Russ! a-hooOOOoowl :D

Well, here's opinion on that: I really dunno!!!

I curse frequently in different languages, I am evolutionist (not spelled evilutionist!) - but hey, God definitely has had a great influence and made it possible: everything in nature just fits perfectly together, I'm Lutheran, I enjoy porn every so often (don't you just love the internet and a fast connection?), I am morbid & depressed but enjoy living in between, I am pro-abortionist and pro-choice, and when I'm producing artwork it's not exactly rc (as in pc).

But: I have a strong believe, I am religious, and I trust in the MAN and that he loves me as well, so -

How about I'll just give y'all a call once I get there and talk to HIM - but you'd have to hopefully wait for that answer a long, long time! ;)
Randomea
30-03-2005, 21:24
Hey, if you're gonna post, please answer the poll also.
But there isn't a 'No - it doesn't exist' option.
Frangland
30-03-2005, 21:27
Well, it is between you and God, and only God has the power to judge.
Dementedus_Yammus
30-03-2005, 21:32
i'm voting on the floating island of mandango.

and i would link you to the flash cartoon that that's from if

1) the site was up

or

2) i was allowed to link to newgrounds from the forums
Gurnee
30-03-2005, 21:34
You're going straight to hell (if there even is one, which there probably isn't), and so am I. That's okay, it's better there. Who wants the peace and quiet of heaven when you could have the never-ending guitar and drum solos of hell among other things?
Old Coraigh
30-03-2005, 21:34
Food for thought... the Original Sin in the Bible is eat of the tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil...

Funny how you get so many people, then, who'll comdemn you because of what their concept of good and evil. Not that I'm making a judgement and saying that those people are going to hell. ;)

It's heaven all the way to heaven.
Keruvalia
31-03-2005, 00:39
It is my understanding that Allah has told you to be nice about Christians, and not snipe at them every opportunity you get.

Sometimes sniping is being nice. Nice doesn't mean kissing ass. Even though one loves their child, punishment still happens from time to time.
The Cat-Tribe
31-03-2005, 00:45
No.

But that is because there is no such place.

Or, you could take this perspective:

Edmund: No, you see, the thing about Heaven, is that Heaven is for people who like the sort of things that go on in Heaven, like, uh, well, singing, talking to God, watering pot plants... Whereas Hell, on the other hand, is for people who like the other sorts of things: adultery, pillage, torture -- those areas.
--Blackadder I, Episode 3, "The Archbishop"