NationStates Jolt Archive

You die, and THEN you find out what happens when you die.

Kinda like how the President finds out about Area 51. He doesn't know about it UNTIL he's the President!

So cut the B.S., you don't know anything about what happens after death. Personally, I side toward heaven/hell. But I'm not saying it has any proof.

Eh, I just like making topics and killing time. Goddamn dryer needs to hurry up so I can finish up my laundry.

fucking dryer.

fucking dryer.
I could've sworn it's been running for over 45 minutes now.

Colodia, I thought you left

Colodia, I thought you left
Well I needed something to occupy my time until the dryer was done with.

Well I needed something to occupy my time until the dryer was done with.
and so your posting on a forum you left?

and so your posting on a forum you left?
It would make more sense if you were bored out of your mind.

Speaking of which, NS has driven me to the point where I'll just pull my towel out of the dryer and have a half-wet towel at my swim meet tomorrow.

Farewell...again!

It would make more sense if you were bored out of your mind.

Speaking of which, NS has driven me to the point where I'll just pull my towel out of the dryer and have a half-wet towel at my swim meet tomorrow.

Farewell...again!
Farewlell, again, it was nice having you back, sorry if I insulted you, I was just wondering

Pazzah, Colondia, Pazzah!

Plus, all this talk about death makes me fear it even more. In all honesty when someone comes out and says, "When you die, you're just food for the worms, baby!" It makes me feel a little rattled. I need that crutch (the fact that all this effort pumped into life means something at the end) to get me through life in the same manner atheist don't want to believe in a supreme being(s) because they may need to feel as if they're in control of their own lives.

Plus, if I knew for a fact that there was no after-life, I'd go on a killing spree!

I think we have clues, but no proof personally.

but then again, thats all faith is, clues as to what could be, but never prooving anything because then it wouldn't be faith anymore.

noooooo colodia! Come back! You can't use a half dry towel!

I think we have clues, but no proof personally.



The best proof I think that exists that ther is no afterlife is that before his death Harry Houdini promised that if there was an afterlife he would use all his cunning, and skill to try to contact the living and infrom them of the good or bad news. To this day, his spirit has not returned.

http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa103000a.htm

Yup, that about sums it up. I think there is more than this life but no idea what that "more" might be.

Do you usually remember your dreams when you wake up, or are you like me and you pretty much "cease to exist" for yourself during the time you are asleep? I do not fear going to sleep, and likewise I do not fear the possibility that death is "the end". If it is really the end, well, what's to fear about that? No, I do not believe life goes on out of an irrational fear of death. I just believe that it does.

If I die first I will try to leave messages on your steamy bathroom mirror and let you know, but I suspect that may be against The Rules.

I could've sworn it's been running for over 45 minutes now.
Dryers do take a long time.

You die, and THEN you find out what happens when you die.

Kinda like how the President finds out about Area 51. He doesn't know about it UNTIL he's the President!

So cut the B.S., you don't know anything about what happens after death. Personally, I side toward heaven/hell. But I'm not saying it has any proof.

Eh, I just like making topics and killing time. Goddamn dryer needs to hurry up so I can finish up my laundry.
I blame Democracy Communist Driers dont brake down!!
Im going to Heaven but St Peter will say no and Kick me to HEll! :(

if you are lucky, you end up on my prep table after you die. i do a great job, especially if you look all fucked up from a car accident. just thought i would let you know.

if you are lucky, you end up on my prep table after you die. i do a great job, especially if you look all fucked up from a car accident. just thought i would let you know.
if i die while still posting on NS, i'd be much obliged if you worked your magic on my twisted, broken corpse. Oh, and attach my penis to my forehead. i want roy to be fully present and in a scaled down tux at my funeral.

My uncle and his kids are in that business, too. Uncle Jack the Mortician looks EXACTLY like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons. It's tremendous.

It's tremendous.
Nice adjective. I think I will make a conscious effort to use it more often.