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Date Jesus!!!

Jhenova
29-03-2005, 23:50
http://www.datejesus.com/about/

yes, you can date the man behind...stuff!


Jesus himself.
Neo-Anarchists
30-03-2005, 01:47
Odd site.
"Bathe with Jesus!"


On a different note:
:eek:
Jhenova posted!
Potaria
30-03-2005, 01:48
What the fuck... That's just...

...
Los Banditos
30-03-2005, 01:52
I tried dating Jesus once but he stopped returning my phone calls.
Fass
30-03-2005, 01:54
Too bad Jesus is Jewish. I'm just not a fan of the cut appendage.
Jaythewise
30-03-2005, 01:55
LOL, that site has been around for awhile still get a kick out of it. ;)
Potaria
30-03-2005, 01:58
Too bad Jesus is Jewish. I'm just not a fan of the cut appendage.

Damn right! Down with circumcision!!
Fass
30-03-2005, 02:02
Damn right! Down with circumcision!!

Yeah, but whatcha gonna do? Once it's chopped off, it stays off... mind you I didn't know Jesus was straight. He always seemed a bit *pronates and supinates hand* to me.

Ah well, no luck there, then. :(
Potaria
30-03-2005, 02:04
Yeah, but whatcha gonna do? Once it's chopped off, it stays off... mind you I didn't know Jesus was straight. He always seemed a bit *pronates and supinates hand* to me.

Ah well, no luck there, then. :(

No luck, indeed.
MuhOre
30-03-2005, 02:14
Actually i heard, that we can now regrow the Foreskin.

Then again i'm sure he won't plan on doing that as it is against his culture. If you love him..you must love him for who he is.

Everybody open your hearts to Jesus! We'll have an orgy together! =D... no fat chicks though.
Fass
30-03-2005, 02:21
Actually i heard, that we can now regrow the Foreskin.

I've heard that too (the internet is such a nice place for marketing of such methods), but I've yet to see any really convincing result.

Then again i'm sure he won't plan on doing that as it is against his culture. If you love him..you must love him for who he is.

Everybody open your hearts to Jesus! We'll have an orgy together! =D... no fat chicks though.

Oh, I can love Jesus. Hell, I'd even be able to give him one, if you know what I mean. But, there'd be something missing. No offence to cut people (jews or otherwise).
Marrakech II
30-03-2005, 02:22
That was funny. Nice post.
Evil Arch Conservative
30-03-2005, 02:30
I want the Cool Jesus credit card!

Actually i heard, that we can now regrow the Foreskin.

Apparently you can coax the skin to grow back to its original length, but you'll never a certain ligament (I don't know if it's a ligament or what, I wouldn't know personally :( ) and the nerve endings back. All you can get is an unmutilated look.

I've never met anyone that went through the process. The web site I saw it on looked like it had pretty credible credentials though.
Saipea
30-03-2005, 03:11
Actually i heard, that we can now regrow the Foreskin.

It's a very painful surgical process where they literally stretch your skin out again. I read about it on my-penis.org.
Boonytopia
30-03-2005, 03:27
I love it. The scales have fallen from my eyes, I'm going to give away all of my other credit cards. :p
Bolol
30-03-2005, 03:54
http://www.datejesus.com/about/

yes, you can date the man behind...stuff!


Jesus himself.

And God is officially dead...

I read about it on my-penis.org.

They actually have a website devoted to your wang? Woah...