Jon Stewart vs Paris Hilton...
Prosophia
29-03-2005, 20:11
Let the games begin!
I don't know about you, but I'm voting for the sexy one! Yay Jon Stewart!
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Randomea
29-03-2005, 20:43
Paris Hilton hasn't a chance.
And wha?
North Island
29-03-2005, 20:57
Paris Hilton is going to win, no question about it.
Whispering Legs
29-03-2005, 21:02
I'd rather be humping Paris Hilton than posting here.
I'd rather be humping jon stewa..
nm. I voted for jon stewart.
Malababria
29-03-2005, 21:30
dudes alright... jon stewart is the funniest man alive... so JS gets my vote over the whorrish paris hilton....
Evantopia
29-03-2005, 21:35
ok, there is no possible way paris hilton could win, unless she was naked... then i really dont know. But shes not right now, so my vote is for jon. :)
Swimmingpool
29-03-2005, 21:38
Jon Stewart may be slightly less sexually appealing than Paris Hilton, but what has she ever actually done?
Jon Stewart may be slightly less sexually appealing than Paris Hilton, but what has she ever actually done?
Doncha mean "WHO"???
The Internet Tough Guy
29-03-2005, 21:40
Jon Stewart may be slightly less sexually appealing than Paris Hilton, but what has she ever actually done?
Made a very popular porno. Jon Stewart (thankfully) has never done that.
Unless Paris Hitlon attempts to buy my vote, I'm going with Jon Stewart.
For the record Paris, I accept sexual favors and...sexual favors.
Neo-Anarchists
29-03-2005, 22:23
Jon Stewart may be slightly less sexually appealing than Paris Hilton, but what has she ever actually done?
If you're referring to the thread starter's vote, I believe you missed the joke.
Prosophia
29-03-2005, 22:44
Jon Stewart may be slightly less sexually appealing than Paris Hilton, but what has she ever actually done?Wha??
Frankly, I think Paris doesn't hold a candle to Jon! Jon Stewart... yummmm... :fluffle:
EDIT: Neo-Anarchists is my hero!
Boonytopia
29-03-2005, 22:58
Who is Jon Stewart? I've never heard of him.
Randomea
29-03-2005, 23:27
He hosts a show called The Daily Show...used to know where online links were, damn...can't find them, and is, as a very biased friend said:
You know you're actually right. I've only heard from two smart Democrats, and those are John Stewart and our own forum's *name removed*
Basically he rips into Bush, and often into the Democrats too and has also written a very funny book called "America or Democrat lethargy" which is a tongue-in-cheek look at America's political history in the style of a textbook.
Super-power
29-03-2005, 23:30
Jon Stewart hands down
Jaythewise
29-03-2005, 23:41
I'd rather be humping Paris Hilton than posting here.
Ahh nothing like burning red coloured piss
New Genoa
29-03-2005, 23:46
Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton!
Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton...stupid whore.
New Leyden
29-03-2005, 23:56
My vote is for Jon, Paris is a stupid spoiled whore. The title of his book BTW is America: The book. Democracy inaction.
New Leyden
29-03-2005, 23:57
Oh and you can watch clips at www.comedycentral.com
Randomea
30-03-2005, 00:08
D'oh there's me and my stupid memory again. Funny I can remember really random things, but not something like that...I was nearly there :(
And thank's for the link, though it's not the one I was thinking of.
Too much Jon Stewart! Too much Paris Hilton! Too much humping!
Hump... Jon... Hilton?