NationStates Jolt Archive

I predict it will occur within the next thousands years. Man, at the rate of destruction of life, humanities population will reach near zero within 1000 years.
Good old treaties that prevent us, the public, from believing that we actually stopped building bigger weapons will be demolished when a new weapon, or perhaps one of our 20,000 nuclear missiles is used to crush some mildly powerful nation that won't sell oil to the united states. Or a new and extremely powerful cell phone signal will be used without proper testing and it will kill most of us. If not that then we would have created some sort of super virus (for a very good reason i hope) that will be stolen or accidentally let loose upon our lives. I dont mean to go on but its fun thinking of ways to wipeout humanity.

I'm rather partial to the "meteor-the-size-of-f***ing-Texas" method of global destruction myself...

Zombie apocalypse. It's the only realistic armageddon scenario.

I predict it will occur within the next thousands years. Man, at the rate of destruction of life, humanities population will reach near zero within 1000 years.
Good old treaties that prevent us, the public, from believing that we actually stopped building bigger weapons will be demolished when a new weapon, or perhaps one of our 20,000 nuclear missiles is used to crush some mildly powerful nation that won't sell oil to the united states. Or a new and extremely powerful cell phone signal will be used without proper testing and it will kill most of us. If not that then we would have created some sort of super virus (for a very good reason i hope) that will be stolen or accidentally let loose upon our lives. I dont mean to go on but its fun thinking of ways to wipeout humanity.

Rate of destruction of life? Huh? The Earth's population keeps on going up every single year. Honestly, we could do with a good plaque or a big total war to help thin out the population a bit...

from a more biblical stand point, it makes sense that we have wars and dwindle down our population, its mentioned throught the bible, and even again in the new testament.

I don't know about the time frame, it could be any moment that a nation goes to war, causes massive deaths and such. It could be now, it could be thousands of years from now. but with mankinds constant thrist for blood and death, I don't really look too far. I hope that massive death of the world doesn't come in my time frame, or my childrens, but its something I prepare for any given moment of the day.

Zombie apocalypse. It's the only realistic armageddon scenario.

that is why I want to gather up shotguns, rounds, and high powered rifles. Oh and all the needed supplies to turn a home set outside the cities into a fortress, with means of keeping a fresh food and water supplies and minimal energy, mainly for lights at night to protect the perimeter.

from a more biblical stand point, it makes sense that we have wars and dwindle down our population, its mentioned throught the bible, and even again in the new testament.

I don't know about the time frame, it could be any moment that a nation goes to war, causes massive deaths and such. It could be now, it could be thousands of years from now. but with mankinds constant thrist for blood and death, I don't really look too far. I hope that massive death of the world doesn't come in my time frame, or my childrens, but its something I prepare for any given moment of the day.
How exactly do you prepare? I don't think stocking up canned food would do much... perhaps you have some super secret sub-terra shelter. That would be sweet.

...we could do with a good plaque...
Yes, give an award to humanity so massive that it crushes the entire western hemisphere! MUAHAHAHAHA! :p

I, myself, stand by a slow invasion of aliens abducting humans one by one before we can end up killing ourselves/each other. I need to stop going over conspiracy websites.

Zombie apocalypse. It's the only realistic armageddon scenario.
YAYAAY

How exactly do you prepare? I don't think stocking up canned food would do much... perhaps you have some super secret sub-terra shelter. That would be sweet.

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who told?


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does this mean I have to invite you to my secret holding if the world were to be faced with massive destruction and death?

now I have to build another room

How about all the oxygen in the world suddenly turning into chocolate pudding... mmmmmmmmmm

hey build me a room to. I will be your bouncer.

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who told?


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does this mean I have to invite you to my secret holding if the world were to be faced with massive destruction and death?

now I have to build another room
Just to let you know, i can only have one of those squishy toilet seats... and a nice bookshelf.

what about a comet the size of africa?

hey build me a room to. I will be your bouncer.

hmm, do you want a room on the inner portion, or the outter. The outter could have some kewl view screens, but me more open to cave ins and such.

hmm, now I suppose I'm going to have to increase the water storage and filtration units, and such.

do you mind fermented urine champange? like in Red Dwarf...

what about a comet the size of africa?
How about a comet the size of my finger that is going 38451275987587189478375817571589718578478327489127589275890782915817589 7832573758192758937589123757138257891237598389572573892893715287298573895782579823891275893709087527 light years / second. That would be fun. O yah it would be heat immune...

hmm, do you want a room on the inner portion, or the outter. The outter could have some kewl view screens, but me more open to cave ins and such.

hmm, now I suppose I'm going to have to increase the water storage and filtration units, and such.

do you mind fermented urine champange? like in Red Dwarf...
Just make sure his room is away from mine... he smells funny.

Well I would like an inner room. If you have the water, I can purify it myself. And I do not drink alcohol in those situations...you never know when the zombies find your fortress's one fault and exploit it. I don't wanna be drunk or hungover when zombies come streaming in.

Just make sure his room is away from mine... he smells funny.

wow do you know me in real life? nothing I am proud of mind you.

Yes, give an award to humanity so massive that it crushes the entire western hemisphere! MUAHAHAHAHA! :p

Only if it had the proper inscription "for over-breeding and mismanagement of Resources, I God herby award you the Giant Plaque of Doom"

Well I would like an inner room. If you have the water, I can purify it myself. And I do not drink alcohol in those situations...you never know when the zombies find your fortress's one fault and exploit it. I don't wanna be drunk or hungover when zombies come streaming in.

Inner room it is then. now I just have to figure out how to handle the extra waste, hmm, maybe a moat around the upper entrance, and use the methane from the waste to fuel short fire bursts in case the zombies attack in mass.

I'd rather have a "day after tomorrow" scenario! :D