The Most Kick-Ass T-Shirt EVER!
The Lightning Star
29-03-2005, 05:18
Most T-shirts these days are lame and covered in corporate advertising. The shirt I was wearing 10 minutes ago, for example, said OLD NAVY on it. Do I really want to be a walking bill-board? Hell no! That's why I have found:
The perfect T-shirt (http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=60&cat=18&page=1)
Yes, this shirt makes little sense to you mere mortals, but I shall show you the genius of King Steve. If he ran the country,we'd have King Steve's Kick Ass Economic Reform, King Steve's Bitchin' Foreign Policy, and Free Hotdog Dayat the Local Library! What's not to love?
Important King-Steve related stuff.
King Steve Related Thing 1 (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=031223)
King Steve Related Thing 2 (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=031225)
King Steve Related Thing 3 (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=031227)
King Steve Related Thing 4 (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=041104)
More of his holiness to come!(the King Steve Related Things may not work correctly, the web-site has gone k00k00 crazie).
If you read all the comics, you will see alot more of King Steve.
My "This is what you'd look like if you weren't so ugly" T-Shirt is better.
The Lightning Star
29-03-2005, 05:20
My "This is what you'd look like if you weren't so ugly" T-Shirt is better.
The links are nao working.
See the glory of King Steve.
The Glorious Doom Tree
29-03-2005, 05:23
I like this shirt
http://www.thoseshirts.com/moon.html
The links are nao working.
See the glory of King Steve.
Quite glorious, but often, simplicity is better than complexity. Therefore, my shirt still reigns supreme.
The Lightning Star
29-03-2005, 05:26
Quite glorious, but often, simplicity is better than complexity. Therefore, my shirt still reigns supreme.
But he wears shoes made of baby skin. You can't beat that!
But he wears shoes made of baby skin. You can't beat that!
Indirectly insulting anybody who looks at my T-Shirt is sheer brilliance... Well, so long as they're not as beautiful as I am. And you know you aren't.
:D
The Lightning Star
29-03-2005, 05:30
Indirectly insulting anybody who looks at my T-Shirt is sheer brilliance... Well, so long as they're not as beautiful as I am. And you know you aren't.
:D
Whaddaya mean! I am t3h most uberly handsome dude ever!
*nose grows to the size of Oregon*
Daistallia 2104
29-03-2005, 05:54
Get thee to http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
(Check the "School Shootings Tour" and the "Greetings from Abu Ghraib!" shirts.)
Marrakech II
29-03-2005, 05:58
Get thee to http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
(Check the "School Shootings Tour" and the "Greetings from Abu Ghraib!" shirts.)
These people are very very wrong. But I have to agree, stop feeding kristi alley.
The Lightning Star
29-03-2005, 06:02
bump
Heil King Steve!
Armed Bookworms
29-03-2005, 06:19
http://store.sluggy.com/detailed-gat.html
http://store.sluggy.com/detailed-fear.html
http://store.sluggy.com/detailed-kitten.html
http://store.sluggy.com/detailed-gat.html
http://store.sluggy.com/detailed-fear.html
http://store.sluggy.com/detailed-kitten.html
Okay, those are just weird...
http://www.northernsun.com/cgi-bin/ns/1123.html
http://store.theworstpageintheuniverse.com/shirts.html#CIVILBLACKRED
http://www.tshirthell.com/images/shirtofmonth_143.jpg
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=323
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=286
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=315
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=445 (also available in boyfriend
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=322
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=320
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=249
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=04
And there are plenty more on that site.
edit: Oh, I guess someone already posted t-shirt hell. Oh well.
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=juanonjuan
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=aweso
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=jesus
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=gavemyword
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=hungryhippo
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=condiments
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=sex
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=mesohorny
http://www.squidi.net/store/index.php?cat_id=1&catname='T-shirts'&PHPSESSID=77a06310bdc57438f068f07d779da5e8
For those of you a little more mature: Caution: rated M
http://www.cafepress.com/ghastly_trnow
http://www.cafepress.com/ghastly_twnow
http://www.cafepress.com/ghastly_kiki1
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=ghastly_bjbib.3380595
Hammolopolis
29-03-2005, 08:10
Truly the greatest thing human hands have ever crafted:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=102
Sdaeriji
29-03-2005, 08:24
My idiot friend Justin has the "+1 shirt".
The Lightning Star
29-03-2005, 22:05
My idiot friend Justin has the "+1 shirt".
Such an idiot.
He should have gotten the "If my eyes aren't bleeding, I'm not ready to stop playing video games!" shirt.
The Lightning Star
29-03-2005, 22:09
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=juanonjuan
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=aweso
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=jesus
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=gavemyword
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=hungryhippo
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=condiments
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=sex
www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=mesohorny
I know those shirts ;)
Boonytopia
29-03-2005, 22:51
My fave t-shirt I ever saw was in a pub in Melbourne, but never found anywhere I could but it. It said:
I've found Jesus!
(He was behind the couch the whole time.)
The Internet Tough Guy
29-03-2005, 23:00
I saw a shirt that was mocked the Che Guevara shirts. It had the normal picture of Che on it, and then underneath it, it said: "I have no idea who this is."
If anyone on here knows where that shirt was at post a link.
San haiti
29-03-2005, 23:14
http://www.goats.com/store/images/shirt_awesome.gif
The best t-shirt i've seen is one that said (written upside down):
If you can read this i've fallen off my bar stool, please put me back on.
Post a link if you know of it.
Second Russia
29-03-2005, 23:27
My vote has to go to "lets nuke the moon for world peace"
Followed closely by "What WOULDNT Jesus Do!!"
New Genoa
29-03-2005, 23:34
http://www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=dysentery
The Lightning Star
30-03-2005, 03:02
bump for king steve!
Truly the greatest thing human hands have ever crafted:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=102
Hehehe. I love that one.
T-Shirt hell rocks, though it's not as good as it used to be.
bump for king steve!
Who is King Steve? (pardon my ignorance)
(or is he just a made up King?)
C-anadia
30-03-2005, 03:34
http://www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=newmexico
http://www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=kenyadigit
http://www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=prose
http://www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=greece
http://www.bustedtees.com/product.php?name=secondamendment
The Juan on Juan one is my fav.
Los Banditos
30-03-2005, 03:43
My 3 shirts:
http://www.curefornudity.com/product.cfm/chethisshirtbroughttoyoubycapitalism.htm
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=113
I guess they quit making the other one. It says: I'm just pretending to be a poser
Sadly, most people do not get them...:(
BlueRaeven
30-03-2005, 03:47
I like this one:
http://www.chosencouture.com/chosen-product.php?model=kosherbeeftee
yummy
Trilateral Commission
30-03-2005, 03:54
holla
http://www.turntablelab.com/gear/pics1/ttl-kji/1.html
The Lightning Star
30-03-2005, 04:00
Who is King Steve? (pardon my ignorance)
(or is he just a made up King?)
Check the links on the First Post.
Or, just read all of 8-bit theatre.
www.nuklearpower.com
It's a bit geeky...but even if you aren't a big FF fan it can be funny.
Occidio Multus
30-03-2005, 05:14
surprise surprise. i own almost every shirt on t shirt hell. most of them i order in the baseball jersey style, and one size too small. my favorite? " i bring nothing to the table"