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Okay, here's a fun game. Pick 5 people who you'd like to throw together on to a desert island, and tell us who you think would survive the longest.
I'd send George Bush, Ann Coulter, Michael Moore, Jesse Jackson, and just for the heck of it, Michael Jackson.
Michael Moore would live the longest. His body fat resevoir would allow him to survive while his feeble companions died off, starting with Michael Jackson. The only possible problem I see with this scenario is if Bush goes premptive on Moore, in which case the president might just be the winner.

I'd throw Danny DeVito, Tony Danza, Michael J. Fox, Matthew Broderick, and myself on the island. And I would come out alive, because I would eat them.

Though I would mourn the loss of Farris Bueler...

Okay, here's a fun game. Pick 5 people who you'd like to throw together on to a desert island, and tell us who you think would survive the longest.
I'd send George Bush, Ann Coulter, Michael Moore, Jesse Jackson, and just for the heck of it, Michael Jackson.
Michael Moore would live the longest. His body fat resevoir would allow him to survive while his feeble companions died off, starting with Michael Jackson. The only possible problem I see with this scenario is if Bush goes premptive on Moore, in which case the president might just be the winner.

I think Michael Moore would die first, because its not likely anyone in that group would listen to his bullshit. He would revert to his childhood, curled in the fetal position, while having nightmares about other kids giving him wedgies and calling him fatso.

David Hasslehof, Dave Mustaine, Tony Blair, that psycho girl from the start of Battle Royale, and Jimmy Tarbuck. I think it would come down to a face-off between the little girl and Dave, but they would make up and feast on the others for a while. Before the girl slaughters him.

the entire bush cabinet.

why?

because then we wouldn't have to put up with their bullshit over here anymore

hey! good idea...make room for all our politicians too :)

hey! good idea...make room for all our politicians too :)


yea, perhaps we could just put all the politicians on the desert island, and let normal folks live in peace.

of course, i think we'd need more of a desert continent for that.

perhaps the wacky aussies would be willing to move to canada and europe to make room for all the politicians of the world? :D

And with no more politicians, we will be led by movie stars, with the exception of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

hows about we put the Liberal Democrats on....theyd all die of starvation because theyd have a vote about whether to have a vote about whether to have a vote whether to have a vote whether to have a vote about who they shud all eat first or whether to hunt pinapples and coconuts!

i think it should be me, george bush, cheney, condeleza, and um... the late bob marley, just cause id need some cool companions.
marley and i would survive because all the others would wage war on each other with lack of other targets

Non-Fictional People:

1. George Carlin

2. Yao Ming

3. Danny Glover

4. Alfre Woodard

5. Rosario Dawson

Fictional People:

1. Dutch from "Predator"

2. Rambo

3. That crazy guy from "The Hunted"

4. Tony Jaa's character from "Ong Bak"

5. Clint Eastwood's character from "A Fistfull Of Dollars"

hows about we put the Liberal Democrats on....theyd all die of starvation because theyd have a vote about whether to have a vote about whether to have a vote whether to have a vote whether to have a vote about who they shud all eat first or whether to hunt pinapples and coconuts!


or you're just retarded

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That may be true, but it's a flame... I'd delete it if I were you, man.

That may be true, but it's a flame... I'd delete it if I were you, man.


actually, i think i'm going to leave it there.

his statement shows a severe lack of intelligence, or at least a severe lack of understanding, about the way us liberals do things.

despite the fact that liberals in isolated settings survive better than conservatives do (note: salem witch burnings vs. hippie communes in california hills) he has to be either awfully misguided or incredibly stupid to believe that that's the way we do things.



[edit] plus, who the fuck 'hunts' pineapples and coconuts?

case slosed

My British Bunch

1. Jamie Oliver
2.Chris Evans
3. Jade Goodie
4. Mick Hucknell
5. Janet Street Porter

My British Bunch

1. Jamie Oliver
2.Chris Evans
3. Jade Goodie
4. Mick Hucknell
5. Janet Street Porter


who are they?

never heard of them before

Okay, here's a fun game. Pick 5 people who you'd like to throw together on to a desert island, and tell us who you think would survive the longest.


I don't like long contests, so...

Terri Schaivo
The Pope
Fidel Castro
Rosa Parks
Jerry Lewis

who are they?

never heard of them before

People who think they are famous who don't do that much but remain a "celebrity"
Edit: 900 posts yay

despite the fact that liberals in isolated settings survive better than conservatives do (note: salem witch burnings vs. hippie communes in california hills) he has to be either awfully misguided or incredibly stupid to believe that that's the way we do things.
case slosed

You make me laugh. Seriously, that's funny. Comparing a munch of hippies laying around the beach in sunny California, and growing pot and tomatoes, to a rugged pre-electric society baring through devastating winters of New England. One town knocks a couple of screws loose, and suddenly the whole life-style is considered a failure.

You make me laugh. Seriously, that's funny. Comparing a munch of hippies laying around the beach in sunny California, and growing pot and tomatoes, to a rugged pre-electric society baring through devastating winters of New England. One town knocks a couple of screws loose, and suddenly the whole life-style is considered a failure.


religious intolerance burning people alive does, in fact, constitute a 'failure'

at least, it does in my book.

I nominate antarctica as place of destination

Jesus Christ
Muhammad
Siddhartha Gautama
Confucius
Phil Collins