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http://www.invadecanada.us/

thank you for that.... um intresting piece... now if you don't mind me *edges to the door*

All the world's nations should join in arms and remove the threat posed by Canada.

http://www.invadecanada.us/
Jamil dislikes him too!
i think thats what she told me!

EDIT:Canada also got invaded by the Irish after the American Civil War with the support of the American Government and the Buffalo Soldiers!

why am i strugling so hard not to sing "blame canada"

Kiss my glorious Canadian ass you pigdog americans! :p

now i really have to move to canada just to help them beat the us. :p

The Canadians are terroists I tell yer! Terrorists!

The U.S. invaded Canada twice(or what's now Canada) other then the War of Independance. THe War of 1812-which after winning the first few battles you lost miserably and wouldn't have Washington as a capital if England hadn't forced us to give it back. and then the American Irish people who were mentioned before. We call them Fenians-there goal was to get Canada and trade it back to England for a free Ireland- from what I understand they were mostly talk and only raided after having a few drinks or when bored.

cool fact-John Candy was canadian

Canadians will always kick ass!

cool fact-John Candy was canadian.

So was William Shatner, but I never hear y'all bragging about that. ;)

These are just fools on some hills, why should the Americans invade us??? We have never done anything against them...

Oh and crap, I never understand things like that...

The U.S. invaded Canada twice(or what's now Canada) other then the War of Independance. THe War of 1812-which after winning the first few battles you lost miserably and wouldn't have Washington as a capital if England hadn't forced us to give it back. and then the American Irish people who were mentioned before. We call them Fenians-there goal was to get Canada and trade it back to England for a free Ireland- from what I understand they were mostly talk and only raided after having a few drinks or when bored.

cool fact-John Candy was canadian

Canadians will always kick ass!

Canadia was british back then, and we would have kept it if the would british empire wasunt busy kicking the living shit out of the french for the next couple of years.
And the irish are useless fact!

On behalf of my government, and as probably one of the few sane Americans around here, I officially apologise- I personally like Canada, and would rather like to live there. If we invade, well then, you have my permission to level D.C.

Sorry for the misunderstanding
-Sev

Peter Jennings was Canadian too, and the Canadians don't bragg about that ... and I for one, don't blame them! :D

*Breaking news flash*
International community invades Canada. Not just thirty or forty nations. Not even the piddly number of one-hundred! All of 'em are invading Canada! No prisoners!

Actually, I can see Canada beat the US senseless if they invade. Just look at Normandy! The English, Canadians, New Zeelanders and Australians performed OK. The US just got stuck there on Omaha, losing precious manpower and in need of British just to get their hooks on the cliffs to climb up.

Canadians are also much braver than Americans: They joined WWII on day one, instead of waiting for three more years until Hitler had firm control of the continent.

Africa: The Americans where no where in sight.

Italy: Now, there where plenty of Americans in Africa. And they stayed in Africa. Even after the Cold War had started. And they're still in Africa. In fifty years, the only correct answer to 'How do you call people of the African continent?' is Americans. Because America stays with its decision not to stop AIDS in Africa.

Malta: Okay, no self-respecting American knows where Malta is. But still, you never saw Americans helping there, did you?

France: Even the french militia forces liberated Paris faster than the main US army. Does this mean the french are so fast (war of manouver) or that the US soldiers where already slow? One thing is certain: Americans say frenchies can't fight, 'cause they're jealous!

Netherlands: They just had to get themselves shot to pieces, had they? How hard can it be to take a bridge from an SS Panzer division? Funny sidenote: Canada did all the operations that succeeded here.

And still, America gets an occupation zone in the end? Why not give Canada the US and French occupation zones, so you know there will be people stationed there, who won't lose an outrageous amount of manpower to climb a hill? And if Stalin was going to push around with the Canadians there, you know they'd push him back so he'd drop in a ravine and there'd be no mounties to help him. HAPPY END!

what?

now i really have to move to canada just to help them beat the us. :p

Sign me up too.

I don't think that anyone would want Canada. Otherwise, it would have been invaded a lot more often.

Sign me up too.
Them Canadians are hot! Sign me up as well :D

OMGZORZ!!! Destroy the rabid attack beavers!!! Watch out for tactical narwahls!!!! There be dragons!!! Bring em hell!! wE CAN GIVE THE BOY SCOUTS SOME REAL COMBAT TRAINING!!! We can even send them out without having to give parents permission slips to sign, it's only slightly more dangerous than going to the zoo.

OMGZORZ!!! Destroy the rabid attack beavers!!! Watch out for tactical narwahls!!!! There be dragons!!! Bring em hell!! wE CAN GIVE THE BOY SCOUTS SOME REAL COMBAT TRAINING!!! We can even send them out without having to give parents permission slips to sign, it's only slightly more dangerous than going to the zoo.

You forgot our mounties :rolleyes:

-grabs popcorn-

This'll be fun to watch

America- :sniper:

Canada :mp5:

Aw, we're not that brave. We waited 'till 6 days after Britain and France. :D j/k

Wait a sec... THE YANKS FORGOT POLAND! Really, you silly Americans.. I like you guys (true) but you just can't get away with forgetting Polad! (j/k)

I'm half polish anyway..

Meh, go for it. As long as you don't hurt me, I'll cooperate. But by that depiction of the new US after invasion, you guys left out the northern part of Manitoba. Northern Manitoba is cool.

We can't invade Canada. We make too much money smuggling cigarettes.

Why invade Canada?

It's been done before
(And we're not just talking about those South Park kids or John Candy.)

You know if it wasn't for Benedict Arnold (Yup, the traitor of later) losing a key battle in the Revolutionary War, Canada would probably be a part of the U.S. (But much like New Jersey, we probably wouldn't want it).

Much like if the Brits didn't get lost during the American War of Independance and arrived where they were supposed to then America would still be part of the Commonwealth.

I suggest America surrender to the Brits first. But then that'd mean they'd be like Canada. So Canada wins.

Oh damn. I just found out that hot Ceylon chick from Battle Star Galactica is Canadian, and a Victoria's Secrets model. No!!!!