NationStates Jolt Archive


Liberty, Equality and Fraternity! (Warning graphic pictures within)

New British Glory
28-03-2005, 03:17
Meet the Communist overlord of the shop!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/bagpuss/images/bagpusscar.jpg

For decades, Bagpuss has kept the Orchestra mice in collective slavery, forcing them to play tunes on their instruments for his own selfish enjoyment!

Here are the poor, poor mice wearing their tattered rags, defunct from years of communist slavery and oppression!

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00006BXBG.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

But this supreme act of cruelty required a devious and obnoxious side kick in the form of the dreaded secret policeman, Professor Yaffle

http://www.kerrypauljewellers.com/acatalog/BG04.jpg

First to die was the old aristocrat, Madeline Duchess of the Till. She was put up against a wall and shot for being one of the many 'bourgeise oppressors' whom Fuhrer Bagpuss hated and despised. Here's an image of her in her old society days.

http://www.edwardschina.co.uk/acatalog/madeleine.jpg

The stage was set for revolution! The mice were angry after their beloved comrades were dragged off to the distant gulag that is the shop display cabinet and brutally executed by Fuhrer Bagpuss for being 'enemies of the shhop'. They wanted slavery and oppression no more. All they needed was a leader, a leader who was, as it happened, a singing toad:

http://www.edwardschina.co.uk/acatalog/gabriel.jpg

And so the mice set off with their fearless leader and confronted the evil Bagpuss and his lackey, Professor Yaffle. In a harsh and gruelling battle, the mice just gained victory over their communist overlord and they actually captured him. He was later executed in a bloody coup at his former Winter Palace. And so the Mice claimed their former instrument of oppression, the musical organ, and joy reigned throughout the shop

http://www.edwardschina.co.uk/acatalog/mouseorgan.jpg
Neo-Anarchists
28-03-2005, 03:20
:confused:
...okay then...
New British Glory
28-03-2005, 03:25
I know its inane madness but I had such fun writing it!
The Doors Corporation
28-03-2005, 03:53
Dude that was awesome! I am jubilant at your creative abilities!!!
Kervoskia
28-03-2005, 03:55
That was funny in all but, what the hell?