NationStates Jolt Archive


Pollution COOLS the Planet!

Salvondia
27-03-2005, 09:19
:D The "Global Dimming" Effect :D

Billions of particles of soot and ash suspended in the air have reflected sunlight away, effectively shading the planet's surface.

Ironically, the world's drive to use cleaner fuels and energy may pose a new threat. The research by Australian National University biologist Professor Graham Farquhar has discovered the pollution has protected the world from the full effects of global warming - the so-called greenhouse effect.

Once they are removed, temperatures will rise by as much as 10C by the end of the century, rendering parts of the globe uninhabitable.

"In the 1990s, scientists spotted something very strange - the rate of evaporation was falling," Canberra-based Professor Farquhar said.

"They found it was the energy of the photons hitting the surface, the actual sunlight, that kicks the water molecules into the atmosphere."

Widespread use of cleaner fuels will lead to the skies clearing, and more sunlight flooding in.

Dr Peter Cox from the London-based Met Office said this could prove catastrophic.

"The cooling pollutants are dropping off while the warming pollutant [carbon dioxide] is going up, meaning we will get an accelerated warming.

"We'll get a double whammy. That's a problem for us."
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12661095-421,00.html

:D

Mind you I don't personally believe in Humans affecting the Earth's climate that much either way but this is too funny.
Oksana
27-03-2005, 09:21
:D The "Global Dimming" Effect :D


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12661095-421,00.html

:D

Mind you I don't personally believe in Humans affecting the Earth's climate that much either way but this is too funny.

Yes. We don't affect the earth. :rolleyes:
Salvondia
27-03-2005, 09:32
Yes. We don't affect the earth. :rolleyes:

Ah yes, direct it at me instead of the article. I'm not going to get involved in any argument about whether or not mankind affects the earth. I'll just let the fact that Water Vapor makes up more than 90% of the Global Warming effect rest my case.
Yammo
27-03-2005, 09:34
-stops using all pollutaints-


Finally! Warm weather!!


-drools at thought of 36C summers-

:D
Fascist Squirrels
27-03-2005, 09:41
Yeah, that's why the ice caps are re-freezing so quickly. [/sarcasm]
Potaria
27-03-2005, 09:42
:D The "Global Dimming" Effect :D


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12661095-421,00.html

:D

Mind you I don't personally believe in Humans affecting the Earth's climate that much either way but this is too funny.

Yeah, and farts smell like wonderful roses.
Salvondia
27-03-2005, 09:50
Yeah, that's why the ice caps are re-freezing so quickly. [/sarcasm]


Dr Peter Cox from the London-based Met Office said this could prove catastrophic.

"The cooling pollutants are dropping off while the warming pollutant [carbon dioxide] is going up, meaning we will get an accelerated warming.

"We'll get a double whammy. That's a problem for us."

Learn to read everything that is said.
The Plutonian Empire
27-03-2005, 09:56
*tears swell up in his eyes*

You mean...?

No more winters?

*weeps uncontrollably*