What country would have me?
Lunatic Goofballs
26-03-2005, 18:49
I've traveled abroad some in the Navy. I have always wanted to travel more. Not just for a week-long vacation, but to spend a few months in a country.
Probably the country that interests me most is Australia. But there are others.
Would I ever decide to live anywhere other than the U.S.A.? I doubt it. But for me to even consider it, It would have to be a nation that allows me to be the full uninhibited me with few or no consequences.
Where can a Goofball be free? (poll coming)
You can sleep in my shed. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
26-03-2005, 18:53
You can sleep in my shed. :D
It's nice to finally have permission. I was tired of sneaking in. :)
Demented Hamsters
26-03-2005, 19:04
New Zealand can never have enough clowns. All those sheep need some form of amusement. Consider that.
Roach-Busters
26-03-2005, 19:07
South Africa seems to love comedy. They elected a stand-up comedian President.
Go to the Netherlands. In Amsterdam you can do whatever the hell you want and nobody will give a damn becuase nobody cares! And if you get bored with that, Belgium and Luxambourg are only a short distance away.
ProMonkians
26-03-2005, 19:12
Come up to Scotland, we have a whole Island that's covered in anthrax - what could be more zany than that?!?!?!?!???
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Come up to Scotland, we have a whole Island that's covered in anthrax - what could be more zany than that?!?!?!?!???
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Oh yeah? Australia has a Gabo island. (Pronounced Gaybo.)
Lunatic Goofballs
26-03-2005, 19:14
Come up to Scotland, we have a whole Island that's covered in anthrax - what could be more zany than that?!?!?!?!???
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Kilts on breezy days. :eek:
Fimble loving peoples
26-03-2005, 19:15
Live in the sea.
I heard it's good and free.
That might've been a song in a childrens program...........But my point stands regardless.
ProMonkians
26-03-2005, 19:17
Live in the sea.
I heard it's good and free.
That might've been a song in a childrens program...........But my point stands regardless.
plus Monkey knife fights in internation waters!!
Lunatic Goofballs
26-03-2005, 19:18
Live in the sea.
I heard it's good and free.
That might've been a song in a childrens program...........But my point stands regardless.
Advantages: Pleasantly damp.
Disadvantages: Hungry aquatic life.
*shrug* Eh.
Scouserlande
26-03-2005, 19:39
plus Monkey knife fights in internation waters!!
If that is true, im there!
Steel Butterfly
26-03-2005, 19:40
I hear North Korea's a pretty nice place around this time of year...
Upitatanium
26-03-2005, 19:44
Canada welcomes all. Comedy is one of our largest exports, you'd fit right in (if you arent a Canuck to begin with).
Lunatic Goofballs
27-03-2005, 14:12
I hear North Korea's a pretty nice place around this time of year...
Somehow, I doubt Kim Jong Il can take a joke if I wedgie him. :p
Daistallia 2104
27-03-2005, 14:30
Somehow, I doubt Kim Jong Il can take a joke if I wedgie him. :p
I expect a fairly large number of Koreans would see the humor though.
Haken Rider
27-03-2005, 14:44
You never can get wrong with Madagascar .
South Osettia
27-03-2005, 15:12
Being from Sri Lanka, I can safely say...that you'd been sent straight home on the first plane back. :)
Another advantage of Scotland; due to our climate, we have mud. A helluva lotta mud. And I know you like mud. :-)
Alien Born
27-03-2005, 15:54
Brazil. We have all types of cultures and absences thereof. The best weather in the world, no natural disasters, our own space program, no army worth speaking of, carnaval, and lots of hot women in very small bikinis.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-03-2005, 20:54
Being from Sri Lanka, I can safely say...that you'd been sent straight home on the first plane back. :)
YAY! :D
Lunatic Goofballs
27-03-2005, 20:55
Another advantage of Scotland; due to our climate, we have mud. A helluva lotta mud. And I know you like mud. :-)
Ooh. YAY! That's at least worth a look.
Lunatic Goofballs
27-03-2005, 20:57
Brazil. We have all types of cultures and absences thereof. The best weather in the world, no natural disasters, our own space program, no army worth speaking of, carnaval, and lots of hot women in very small bikinis.
SOunds fun. But... can you honestly call it a space program if you haven't launched a man into space yet? :confused:
Upitatanium
27-03-2005, 20:58
You never can get wrong with Madagascar .
Yes you can.
SOunds fun. But... can you honestly call it a space program if you haven't launched a man into space yet? :confused:
They got that friggin' big Jesus guy up a mountain-it's a start.
[I mean no disrespect. I'm just attempting to be funny.]
The Zoogie People
27-03-2005, 21:00
Come to Zoogiedom already. Gosh.
Holy Sheep
27-03-2005, 21:04
Seriously, just find an Island in international waters, and call it LGLand. People would flock to your banner, creater a new super-nation.